Collect all the cold jokes you know!

It is actually a joke that is not funny at all, a boring joke, but it can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation because it is easy to understand.

Cold jokes generally go beyond conventional thinking, do not conform to logic and real life, and make people feel dumbfounded.

Although some cold jokes are quite funny, in any case, they will not laugh as much as those who have heard "normal" jokes.

Brainstorming is a cold joke. (especially idioms that borrow homophonic and English, and puzzles like peanuts and recent flowers)

It is said that the word cold joke comes from such a classic cold joke:

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

There is also a version:

A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

People will tell this joke: it's so cold; Then slowly, the word "cold joke" came into being.

//I heard about the origin of the cold joke, but I don't know if it's true.

Let me write a most famous joke:

Penguins fight peas: that is, the Antarctic expedition asks penguins what they are doing. Penguins said they were eating and sleeping and playing peas, but they didn't write it later, and everyone knew it.

For example, once upon a time there was a eunuch ... and "Kill the pig first or the donkey first".

SMS jokes are basically cold jokes;

A boring post posted by a person on BBS is replied by many people, and these replies are continuous, or the post of the landlord has been tampered with, or similar but more boring than anyone else. This is a cold joke. The most classic is "I found the amazing cheats of QQ".

I can't remember.