Tell a humorous joke

Tomb-Sweeping Day, the teacher asked, "What are you going to write on the epitaph after you die?"

Here are some answers:

1. One bedroom, shared, negotiable.

2. Little things arouse the soul, but big things dig the grave.

I think I can save it!

4. Rent advertising space

5. Provide whipping service once 100!

6. Please wait for twenty years in the process of gene recombination.

7. Fight against Hades and form a team!

8. Reverend, save my life. Thank you. The coordinates are ××. ××.

9. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

10. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

1 1. Give me a smile, or shall I give you a smile?

12. Epitaph of Shennong: Holy shit! This grass is poisonous!

13. Touch the bones to tell fortune

14. Accompany chatting and provide on-site service at night.

15. You will have this day, too.

16. I used to be a fat man, and now I am as thin as all the people lying down.

17. Finally, you can lose 80% of the water in your body and become thinner!

18. I strongly recommend this person to dig a hole for me. Tel: xxxxxxxxx.

19. It used to be yellow and violent, but now it is dark and quiet.

20. Thank you for coming. Come back another day. Ha ha.

2 1. Help yourself. Nobody pours tea. Why don't you lie down and talk when you are tired?

I really want to live for another 500 years.

23. I know you are looking at me. I'm watching you. You don't know.

24. The housing problem has finally been solved.

25. Remember me when you walk past me. Like you are now, I have passed, like I am now, you will follow up. Remember, don't lose him!