I want very, very funny jokes, both in quantity (not too much) and quality!

Boyfriend and girlfriend go shopping together,

Girlfriend: Ouch, my feet are so sore.

Boyfriend is nervous: What's the matter? Did you step on a lemon?

37. The bear asked the white rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The white rabbit said, "No."The bear asked, "Did you really lose your hair?" The white rabbit said, "It really won't fall off," so the bear wiped his ass with the white rabbit.

38. The little white rabbit goes to the bakery: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: No, the little white rabbit came again the next day: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Sorry, there isn't.

On the third day, the white rabbit came in: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: I'm sorry, but I still don't have it.

The fourth day, the little white rabbit came skipping: boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Great! There are a hundred steamed buns today ~!

White Rabbit: Great! Give me two!

39. Father and son take the bus.

Son: Dad, when will it arrive?

Father: Stop it.

Son: When will it stop?

Father: I stopped when I arrived.

40. A man and a tiger are tied to two trees respectively. There is a candle under the rope that tied the tiger, and the rope is almost burned out. If the rope is burned, the tiger will eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger.

He said, "Happy birthday! ! "The tiger blew out the candle. ...

4 1. The wolf is just lovelorn. When he was foraging, he passed a hut and heard a man lecturing his child: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolves. The child cried in the house all night, and the wolf stayed outside all night. When I got up in the morning, the wolf choked and said, men, men are liars! ! !

42. The girl asked her boyfriend, "What do you like about me?"

Boyfriend is stuck. "I, I, I, I like you to stay away from me."

43. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

* * * If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will trample you to death!

44. A gentleman was afraid to open his eyes when flying for the first time. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Oh, it's so high, people are like ants!"

The neighbor said, "That's an ant. The plane has not taken off yet. "

45. My girlfriend texted me: "Let's break up!"

After a while, I received another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong! ! "

46. Sanmao went to the hair salon to do her hair, and said to the stylist, braid my hair. The stylist accidentally dropped a San Mao's hair. San Mao said with a sigh, that's good. But the stylist accidentally lost his root again. Sanmao saw the fire: Do you want me to have long hair?

47. Once upon a time, there was a fudge. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft.

48.do you like me?

W: Guess.

M: I like it!

W: guess again.

49. A mental patient was writing something, and the doctor asked, "What should I write?"

"Write a letter."

"To whom?"

"me."

"What does it say?"

"Idiot, I didn't receive how do you know! ? "

50. During ... .........

Child: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it?

Title: Among them

Children: I hurt my left foot.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: One after another.

Child: After work, Dad goes home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

Theme: sadness

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

Title: Once again

Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond?

Title: Look.

Children: What are you looking at? Never seen it?

Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate too much.

Title: Prosperity.

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

Theme: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher: .........

Title: Innocent.

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

Title: Sure enough

The children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

Theme: ... first, then ... Example: eat first, then take a bath.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comments: .................

Title: In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.