Qq space is funny: It's better to be alive than dead.

Qq space is funny and funny. Tell me about selection one:

1, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you are naughty, I will be naughty.

Don't mention those bad guys, they are all inhuman guys of the opposite sex.

3, you can't just lose your mind, you have to keep your image, right?

4. Happiness. Where are you waiting for me? I'll run over.

There are more people who wear unsafe clothes outside but look safe these days.

6. Both the dean and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.

7, knowledge comes to my head, you come to your head, too small for me to get in.

Logger Vick, I help you cut down trees, and you call me Qiang.

9, funny personality: people are really fun to live, and it is also fun to live and die.

10, who said: loneliness, emptiness, cold; You can give him back: get dressed and go out.

1 1, automatically logged in for a long time, and finally forgot the password.

12, always bow your head in class. The teacher asked you why? I said: I sank again and suddenly remembered home.

13. Go to the supermarket on Valentine's Day and put a note on each chocolate: Let's break up.

14, never use your own photo as an avatar, it's unlucky to go offline.

15, the most painful thing in life is that Duke Zhou was called away by the noise.

16, flying for a long time, riding a bike to play drift.

17. This signature is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

18, I wanted to make a comeback with the test results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.

19, it's cool for women to dress up as men, and women to dress up as men are called mothers.

20. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also made a lot of online dating.

2 1, send the girl you like home, no matter where you go, you are on the road.

22. Listen, don't be a dog, because you are just a dog.

23. You are too cold to freeze my heart.

24. Take away my love and my heart. This is the person I love.

25, unrequited love, this is not love, just mean.

26. If love is invisible, let hate come true.

27. My sister never smokes, because she is not sad when she hurts her lungs.

28. When friends are outside, you should have a strong heart.

29. People are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called human nature?

30. Your love is too cheap. I won't take part in such activities as buy one get one free.

3 1, you may not know, when you cry, my tears are flooding.

32. If you want to test me, be prepared for your patience.

If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

Sadness, please stay away from me, I don't want to be infected by you.

Looking forward to the future with pride, my world is also happy.

There is only one person in the world, and no one can replace him.

When you are tired of her, I am not great enough to love me.

38, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister is just your legend.

Don't wait for me to leave before you taste what true love is.

40. I am not your shadow. I can't live without you.

4 1, you are so smart all day, living is better than dying.

Qq space is funny and funny. Tell me about option 2:

1, I shouted at my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig, and he shouted at me: Your deskmate is a pig.

2. On the night of power failure, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!

Don't say my skin is black. Actually, I've been using black toothpaste.

Don't think that all people with tattoos are bad people. Yue Fei also has tattoos. There are four big letters tattooed on the back: Go here.

5, BBK music mobile phone, where it doesn't ring, where it falls.

6. My younger brother is thriving.

7. Will teenagers pick up my soap when my hair is waist-length?

8. After you like me, I will give you a performance.

9. Brother smiles at you purely out of politeness.

10, teacher, actually, I'm not copying the answer, I'm learning from it, understand?

1 1. Maybe Mario ate your Oreo.

12, the inner beauty that men say refers to the inside of the bra, not the heart.

13, you are the sun at two or three in the morning.

14, you have 1 million, I shed diamond tears for you.

15. If you are willing to live with me, I will send my dowry to your home.

16, don't give me a hard look, when you are a palette.

17, although I'm not used to it, I like it very much.

18, where there are plenty of fish in the sea, it is better to breastfeed.

19, I dare not talk while eating chocolate, because people will think I am eating shit.

20. I am 400 minutes short of going to Peking University.

2 1. My watch is very expensive. The original price is 350,000 yuan, and the discount is 420%. ....

22. I will be your life and faith. I will light up and blind your eyes.

23. We are all sharpshooters, and no bullet killed a comrade-in-arms.

24. What can I do to kill you, my love?

25. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?

26. Sunflower pointed to the golden sun and said, Come back early.

27. A person named Qiuhua's mother began to receive guests in class.

28. Smile at the person you hate the most and be as arrogant as possible.

29. Ah, why are you here? I thought I was loading props.

Super funny than funny space.

Super funny is more humorous than funny space 1. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the text message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

2. relax, I'm not a good person ...

3. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

I shouted at my deskmate that my deskmate was a pig and he shouted at me that your deskmate was a pig.

5. Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.

6. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

7. Other people's wealth in their twenties is over 100 million, 1 billion, and several billion, and I am only 5 million, still pixels …

8. You are only young once, and you can't start again. Therefore, it is necessary to be forgiven for subverting the whole world smartly-whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction should be powerful, patents should be obtained when things go wrong, stunts should be forced, and the whole person depends on talent and fate.

9. My sister was only six and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

10. I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

1 1. I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from myself, simple and rude, without condoms!

12. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

13. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, and have a baby at night.

14. Never dare to take the car of a female driver again. The first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes.

15. Speaking of the best women's diving duo in China, of course, their mother-in-law and daughter-in-law often fall into the water at the same time.

Super funny than funny. Tell me about the classic article 1. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

2. "What eight words can make men rain or shine?" "Come and drink, all women!"

3. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

4. "Say, what else can you eat?" "I will still be hungry."

5. People fall in love by looks, routines and burning money, while I fall in love by blind date.

6. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

7. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; If you are excited, we even have children!

8. Don't blame your date for being too strict with you. We're not even dating.

9. People who say that girls won't admit that they are wrong are all lying with their eyes open, so my wife confessed to me: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have married you in the first place!"

10. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

1 1. What happened to me? I am short. What's the matter? I am short. What's the matter? I'm short, you can't even lift your head in front of me!

12. You look serious like a roadside movie.

13. Some people use Chanel bags, lv bags, Dior bags ... and I, I use Yan characters!

14. Don't drink a glass of wine for the past, it's all disgusting.

15. If you can't find an object, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.

Super funny than funny space, talk about hot text 1. I've been single for a long time, and suddenly I find that I feel very good when I see sows recently.

2. "How to euphemistically describe a person with a big face?" "Looking at your face from a distance seems close at hand."

You never know which of your best friends will be the next WeChat business.

It's windy outside and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

6. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

7. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

8. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

9. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

10. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

1 1. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

12. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her directly. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

13. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

14. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

15. I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.

16. You said you were a little difficult to chase, so I'll break your leg.

17. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

18. Many aunts said I was handsome today. Why don't you introduce your daughter to me?

19. I felt a little like crying, and then it began to rain. I ran to ask my mother about my life. Why have you kept it from me for so many years?

20. Always remind yourself that life is too short to eat, drink and sleep with people who want to sleep.

Talk about teasing space

1. You can't have both. 2, hands in pockets, no one loves.

3, don't want to run three, not enough two.

4, I said shameless, you said you have teeth.

5, Skynet is long, fat but not greasy!

6. By summer, we will eventually die of heat.

7. As soon as you appeared, the cucumber became cold.

8. Lie down if you fall!

9, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single!

10, you overestimate how much I can tolerate you!

1 1. My wallet has lost weight for several months.

12, I was standing at the crematorium in Prague at dusk.

13, life can make do, and life can be exquisite!

14, it's still spring. What are you afraid of?

15, I play too much on the computer and want to fast-forward watching TV.

16, banana you Bala, lemon you Smecta.

17, I used the word nothing to deceive many people who care about me.

18, ask what the world is like, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

19, it's no use cutting corners if it's not the same person.

20. I want to smile naturally, and I will definitely put it down when I see it.

2 1, others laugh at me too crazy, and I laugh at others too seriously.

22. Every time I click on the Start menu, it seems to be over!

As long as I put on my school uniform, I dare to sit on any dirty ground.

24. Everyone praised me for being handsome, but I actually wore a mask.

25. The man singing a song is very tired, but the woman is also very tired.

26. Even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles.

27. If Google and Baidu merge, will they change their names?

28, mistress, you are really amazing, and you have to play the rest of the old lady.

29. I don't know who I will be cheaper in the end.

30. I'm not a genius because I haven't worn Finch's diaper.

3 1. Don't say that I don't deserve you as soon as we break up. Are you a dog?

32. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

33. You are the wind, I am, lingering into a sandstorm.

34, posture: squat, expression: spasm, state: hard.

35. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me will die!

36. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

37. Don't say I'm blind! I am not blind. Can I know you?

38. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

39. Being single is not guilty, but making others single is guilty.

40. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.

4 1. Actually, I'm not The Story Of Diu Sim's sister. I'm just a woman disguised as a man.

42. The mountain is not high, as long as there are trees and the water is not deep, as long as fish can be raised.

43. I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

44. Don't say my tears are hypocritical. I regret it now, because you came.

45, with brothers, absolutely invincible; The premise is: brothers are single.

46. The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than embarrassment.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of water to forget my feelings.

48. Grandpa, whoever learns from me, I'll ask Grandpa to take you for a walk.

49. Sleep in class, go home to play and surf the Internet. What a happy life!

50, I am a pure man, no fiction, if in doubt, try it on the spot!

5 1. If there is regret medicine in the world, I will say: Boss, give me a box.

52. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

53. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

I really want to count the stars with you. It's a pity that your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

Excuse me, is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here.

56. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

57. Smile is a gift for others, and tears are a self-washing shower gel.

58. When I was a child, I always gasped in my mouth and thought I could fly higher.

59. I threw a coin on it, and the result was bird droppings.

60. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara.

6 1, the most terrible thing in the world is that people who are better than you work harder than you.

62. When I think of starting school, I feel the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

63. Life is like a cup of bitter tea. Although it will not be bitter for a lifetime, it will be bitter for a while.

64. The world is coming to an end. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

65. For a relationship, I went to 6 cities, 7 towns, 8 villages and N streets. .

66. People inside the wall want to come out, people outside the wall want to go in, and I stand on the wall and watch.

67. I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

68. Money treats me like dirt, and I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

69. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is also a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! Why don't you hit on me?

70. Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, gas is a tiger in the way, and money is the source of meanness.

7 1, I lied to everyone for a long time. In fact, I am dumb, and I usually speak in disguise.

72. Is it a handsome guy? Just get a crew cut. Is it a beauty? Take off your makeup and you'll know

73. A fly can destroy a pot of soup, and a lump of shit can shut down the whole water park.

74. There are many antiques in our family, including my uncle's slippers, pickles cooked by my grandmother and grandpa's ashes.

75. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me.

76. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Tianya Forum and you are in QQ space.

77. The son should be poor, and he will not know how to struggle until he grows up; Daughters should be educated so that they will not be tempted when they grow up.

78. study and study! There's an exam! What a shame! There is no trust between people.

79, homework, I cried, you forced me, comfort me, let me rest for a few days, don't force me.

80. A teacher asked his students. Why does the body get cold after death? A student replied: peace of mind is naturally cool.

8 1, I never control my emotions and let them run amok in my head like a naughty child.

82. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.

83. One day, I took down the TV. My father told me that it will be sunny if you are well. If you are uncomfortable, I will kill you.

84. When I was a child, if someone kept staring at me, I would blush. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

85. As Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations, but she has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

Being alive is not the last word, but living hard is the truth.

1, I will be called dear in my lifetime. my love

2. My man {hsl} you _ _ dare to last forever, and I _ _ dare to last forever. /

Not all love can be false friends after breaking up.

I hate myself and love myself. I hate myself for loving you. )

5. Is love equal? It is out of the question. Whoever loves deeply will suffer greatly.

6, struggling on the edge of loneliness, but no one cares. At this time, I lamented the misery of life. Finally? Tragic "and" lonely.

7, falling in love, has become a kind of injury; Breaking up is also a relief.

8. Thank you for meeting again after breaking up and giving me that gentle greeting.

9. Once the vows of eternal love, but ultimately failed to break up.

10, get out of my heart, you unwilling lonely person.

1 1, sisters, we will never part.

12, dear, why do other people's names appear in your data?

13, Niu De came again, Chopin, and played the piano to show that my sister was sad.

14, I feel distressed, I want to hold you tightly.

15, facing the life of this grass egg with a nonsense attitude.

16. Do you like it? \\

17, look up, smile and tell yourself to come on!

みみ 18, this? ? ┏┛?ぺぺぺㄣㄣ

19, your name was born on the other side of tears.

20. I will threaten you to be gentle with my deep affection.

2 1, people who like flowers will pick flowers, but people who love flowers will water them.

22. I am very happy with you. I'm blue, depressed and sad. I know purple.

23, BMW, the perfect interpretation of the value of life!

24. I will use my greatest enthusiasm to perform this drama of life, not afraid of failure, loneliness and despair! Always believe that there will always be a rainbow after the rain!

25, honey, you said to compensate me for going to Seoul at dawn to see white cat stubble.

I dare not think of anything. Can you make me happier?

27. Distance is the only killer of feelings.

28. I never knew that the most beautiful things were always in my own hands.

Maybe my dependence is too persistent for you.

30. I carry my shoulders on my shoulders.

3 1: I turned to look at you, and there was always too much to say in my heart.

Dear, will I be inseparable from you in my next life?

33. ◆◇ヽヽヽヽヽヽMusic, listen attentively and love you. つ

I doubt that you will ever understand this script.

35. The tattoo on my chest is rubbish, but you are what I want most.

36, strange city, empty room, shouting like a break, silently bolting.

You always say that I am the only one for you, but you walk hand in hand with her. Is this what you call the only one?

38. When I was injured in the city, I was alone and lonely.

I like to use memories to show that you still belong to Russia.

40. I always take him too seriously and finally hurt myself.

4 1, I will live strong without you. You said forget you. Sorry, I don't remember it at all from the beginning.

42. Giving up less is giving in. Make sure less is the bottom line.

I am used to perfunctory excuses.

44. I'm just a passerby who accompanied you crazy for a short carnival.

45. I was injured and changed.

46.-P has ophthalmoscope, _ _ has no eyes.

47. I want to do it. You put it down! !

48. The hourglass is inverted and repeated, and the pain of life is experienced again and again.

49. At this moment, I am used to being alone, so love is so difficult.

50. Living is not the last word, but living hard is the truth.

5 1, even if I live, at least I can make a few people laugh.

52. Life is inevitably hit. However, what really knocks you down is your attitude.

53. The richest man in the world is the one who falls the most. The bravest person in the world is the one who can get up every time he falls!

A man, even if he is rebellious and free and easy when he is young, will try to be a woman sooner or later.

55. Woman, remember that you are not a man's bike. You can ride it if you want.

56. Life is like a red-hot iron bar. It takes a lot of training to walk well.

Behind a successful man, there is always a woman who loves him.

58. A man can suffer all his life, but he must not suffer the woman who will accompany you all his life.

Woman, you can love men, but you can't forget to love yourself.

60. I would rather be cursed than be an indomitable spirit.

6 1, I say goodbye to Zeng Jin, the future is my own virtue!

62. Being woken up by an alarm clock in the morning means that you are still alive.

63. Valentine's Day has passed, but I'm still alive.

64. I died humbly. Please live bravely!

65. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried, I had no shoes to wear, and I found someone without feet.

66. Don't talk about success or failure. As long as you live, you can make a comeback.

Even if there will be more suffering and torture in the future, I will live a good life with my faith.

68. A person dies when he is alive, but as long as you are alive, you must live in the best way.

69. Don't be tired of love. Life is like a lottery ticket.

70. Living proudly is what every one of us should do.

7 1, living will be a kind of living high taste.

72. When I was a child, I was forced to face the difference of this world.

73. A person lives proudly and has a humble heart.

74. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

75. Let's call it a day. Say a few words every day to prove that you are still alive.

76. Endurance is a vision, a mind, an understanding, a life skill and a rule of wisdom.

77. If a woman lives for herself, her life will be wonderful.

78. Life is like riding a roller coaster. Suddenly slow, suddenly caught off guard.

79. As long as there is grass in your heart, there is an invincible spring in your life.

Life is too short to eat, drink and be merry.