One of the funniest jokes.

This is the most classic joke I think! ! ! ! !

One day, the white rabbit was walking in the forest and met a wolf. The wolf caught the white rabbit without saying anything. The white rabbit asked, "Why did you hit me?" The wolf said, "I told you not to wear a hat. I told you not to wear a hat."

The next day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest wearing a hat and met a wolf. The wolf grabbed the white rabbit without saying anything and hit it. The little white rabbit asked, "Why did you hit me when I wore a hat?" The wolf said, "I told you to wear a hat, and I told you to wear a hat."

The little white rabbit felt that this was not the way to go on, so he ran to the tiger king and complained, "Your Majesty, the wolf bullied me, and he hit me when I wore a hat, and he hit me when I didn't wear a hat."

King Tiger listened to the cry of the little white rabbit and said, "I see. I'll talk to the wolf." .

After the rabbit left, the king tiger called the wolf, "Why did you hit the rabbit?"

Wolf "Why don't you want to hit him?"

Tiger King "If you want to hit him, you should also find a better excuse. For example, if you ask him to find you a girl and he finds a beautiful one, you can say that you want to be ugly. He found an ugly one. You said you wanted a beautiful one. It's not too late to call again. "

"Wolf ............."

"Or you can ask King Tiger to find you a beautiful woman. If he finds a fat one and you say you want to be thin, and he finds a thin one and you say you want to be fat, then there is no reason to hit him. "

The wolf said yes again and again, but I didn't expect this conversation between the tiger king and the wolf to be heard by the little white rabbit outside the door.

On the third day, the white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the wolf.

Wolf "White rabbit, go and find me a girl"

White rabbit "Do you want to be beautiful or ugly?"

The wolf thought, "Hey, how does he know what I want to do?" Then he said, "Forget it, go and find me a beautiful woman."

White rabbit "Do you want to be fat or thin?"

The wolf scratched his head and paced twice, grabbed the white rabbit and hit "I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat." . . "