Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Qing new year's day composition

Qing new year's day composition

New Year's Day is also my third aunt's birthday. In the morning, I get up early. "Happy New Year, Mom!" "Happy New Year, Dad!" This is the first thing I do in the morning. After that, I pulled myself together. When I was washing my face, I saw pigeons flying around in the sky, as if I were busy giving people holiday wishes.

After a while, we set off for a birthday party at Liangjianglou Hotpot Restaurant. In the street, I saw a bright smiling face. At the entrance of Kimberley diamond, an uncle is handing out balloons. The words "Kimberly Diamond" are printed on the red balloon, which is really red with yellow and jubilant. I took three balloons and set off again. After a while, we arrived at Liangjianglou Hotpot Restaurant. It's time for dinner. Our children always propose a toast to the birthday girl first. My cousin sat next to me, and he waved his glass at me again, meaning "Are you ready?" I snap my fingers to show that I'm ready. Then, I sent a signal to my cousin. Cousin is eating, so we can only wait. After a while, my cousin gave us a signal. We immediately picked up the cup, walked to the front of Third Aunt, and slammed into Third Aunt's cup. Everyone said together, "Happy birthday to Third Aunt!"

After dinner, we arrived at our third aunt's house, and we began to prepare gifts for our elders, which my cousin and I made an appointment in advance. We prepared scissors and decals when we went out, and we began to cut them. After a while, we cut 12 paper-cuts, and there were only 10 elders at home. What shall we do? Yes, today is Third Aunt's birthday. One more thing, grandma is the head of the family. That's all. The next step is to "pack". Fold a small bag with rectangular colored paper and put the paper-cut into it. I am good at folding small bags, so I can fold them. Cousin is a good writer. She writes greetings. Only paper-cutting is left, so let my cousin do it. After the division of labor is completed, we will do it. After that, this is a gift. 10 packs, three for each person, and one left for my cousin. "Send it later and say in Mandarin,' This is our New Year gift for you, please accept it.' All right, that's it. Let's go. "When I give the order, we will put it into action.

As night fell, we played the game of fishing for the blind again. First, use the black and white board to decide who is blind. Cousin and cousin are out of the blackboard, and I am out of the whiteboard, ah! I am blind. I was blindfolded by my cousin and turned around three times. I don't know who turned off the light, so I started to touch it. I got lost, but I soon found my way again. Suddenly I found someone on the bed, so I went up at once, but unfortunately the person had already run away. I touched other places and found something stopped me in front. I touched it. "It ... is my cousin. Haha, I finally caught you. " I'm happy to say. In this way, we had a wonderful time when you touched me and I touched you.

I really like this New Year's Day.