Excerpt from classic funny quotations on campus.

Refers to a person's speech record, generally used in formal style, usually used to explain someone's sentence and language characteristics over a period of time. Below, I have compiled and extracted some classic funny quotations from campus for you, hoping to give you some reference and help.

1, grades are like sliding slides. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.

2, the ideal three opponents: senior high school entrance examination, college entrance examination, mother-in-law.

Others will be successful in a few years, and I guess they will be suburban people in a few years.

I remember when I was a child, what I expected most was a pack of toys. Do you have children's shoes with indentations?

5. The same telescope was called a general on the battlefield and became a rogue at home.

6. Girls, find a husband named Xia and a child named Shaq in the future. The child should not be asked by the teacher.

7. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator for human beings to enter.

8, the exam is like a big aunt, sometimes it will be postponed for two days, but it will definitely come.

9. Being drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.

10, adolescent love is a spiritual film. Whether you smoke it or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

1 1, don't think you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

12, unable to learn, unhappy to play, restless to sleep, eating too much.

13, my mother said that if anyone bothered me while I was playing games, I would give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

14, life is like a pancake, you have to turn it over several times before it matures.

15, sexy when I was a child, showing my ass every day.

16, it seems that we are all at an embarrassing age when children call us uncles and aunts but are not convinced.

17, I asked the teacher what my score was, and he said, guess, I answered directly, guess or not.

18, what is a class teacher? It is a person who destroys your friendship, then your love, and never let go of your family.

19, tea is really pitiful. Praise him for being good when he is ready, and throw it away mercilessly when he is finished.

20. Youth is gone forever. Have a nice trip.

2 1, went to the examination room and collapsed. I cried when I saw the newspaper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

22. Self-study can become a talent, including a fool.

23. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

24, illness from the mouth, disaster from the mouth, shut up the safest!

25. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

26. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

27. This book is so good that I have been reluctant to read it.

28. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

29. Although giving up won't kill you, even if you die, you won't give up.

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.

3 1, who still remembers the classic sentence' When you go to school, wait for me to block you after school.

32, the school left a bangs to find parents, and it depends on my hairstyle if my grades don't go up?

33. In those days, I wore a red scarf and school uniform and walked into the Internet cafe smartly.

34. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

35. The business was closed, and Renyi ran away.

36. American goddess, this hand holds a torch and this hand holds a book, which tells us to study even if there is a power failure.

37. Laozi is my son's passport, and my son is my epitaph.

You can't eat as a meal, but I'm full as soon as I see you.

39. In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine. "Boss, change the plane!"

40. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death, so my mother taught me to eat.

4 1, the most fake sentence in the world is, classmate, let me say a few words briefly below.

42. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many examination papers. No business, no killing!

43. When you are in a bad mood, call your friends in the middle of the night, wake them up and go to bed.

44. I still remember when I was a child, I held a spicy strip in one hand and a dime of water in the other, and I ate with relish.

45. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

47. Poor family is ugly, 1.49 meters, primary school culture, rural hukou, three tile houses and ten acres of fertile land.

I really miss being a child. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a man.

49. You are a thick-skinned person, claiming to treat people well.

What I hate most is the word "ellipsis" in the reference answer.

5 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up to do your homework.

52. What you can't put down is chopsticks, but what you can't get out is the bed.

After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

54. I wish the teacher how many years to live as many points as the teacher gives me.

55. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

56. the Monkey King is so fickle that she is destined to be single.

57. In class, the teacher said, "Those who sleep should stop talking, and those who talk should wake up."

58. Besides looking good, nail polish has another advantage. You can shave when you are bored.

We will share weal and woe in the future. If you are in trouble, yours is mine, and mine is mine.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

6 1. When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The biggest fear is that people are not awake and the toilet is found.

62. Since I can play QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect.

63. Male students ask for leave several days a month on the grounds of being unwell.

64. School, although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

65. Looking at the head teacher's face makes me want to drop out of school. How should I study?

66. Murphy's Theorem is a saying in China: Break the chain at a critical moment.

67. After the exam, I understood a truth: three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are in the teacher's place.

68. When I was a child, I played mobile phones in class, and the team leader said to stop playing. I said I don't play with your mobile phone.

69. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to drink soy sauce, and you can't look down on it.

70. It is foolish to treat beauty as capital, but it is wise to treat beauty as energy.

7 1, the furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't be played in front of you, and there is no network when it can be played.

72. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

73. Obesity is the pain of breathing. Meat lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to go upstairs and gasp. Eating pizza or even drinking water hurts.

74. Sometimes the class is noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly became surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever had one?

75. Eggs break food from the outside and life from the inside!

76. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.

Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.

78. Hello, the number you dialed is out of service. Please redial in the next life.

79. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

80, the test is not the result, but the signal of China mobile.