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Don't quarrel with a fool, or others won't know who the fool is.
Hello! This is not destiny takes a hand! ! ! ! What you are talking about is Murphy's law, also known as Murphy's law, Murphy's theorem or Murphy's theorem, which is a common slang in the western world. Murphy's law originated from an American captain named Murphy. He felt that one of his colleagues was unlucky and casually said a joke: "If something is likely to be screwed up, let him do it and things will be screwed up." This sentence spread quickly. In the process of communication, this joke gradually lost its original limitations and evolved into various forms. The most popular form is: "If a bad thing is possible, no matter how impossible it is, it will always happen and cause the greatest possible loss." First, nothing is as simple as it seems. Second, everything will take longer than you expected. Third, things that go wrong will always go wrong. Fourth, if you are worried that something will happen, it is more likely to happen. This is the famous Murphy's Law. The following are some variations or inferences of Murphy's law. Philosophy of life 1. Don't try to teach cats to sing. This will not only lead to no results, but also make the cat unhappy? Don't quarrel with fools, or others won't know who they are. Don't think you are important, because without you, the sun will still rise in the east tomorrow. Smile, tomorrow is not necessarily better than today. 5. A good beginning may not necessarily lead to a good result; A bad beginning often leads to worse results. Principles of life. If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you-the next time he needs money badly. 7. capable-let him do it; Incompetence-teach him to do it; What can't be done-control him. 8. You arrived early, but the meeting was cancelled; You arrive on time, but wait; Late is late. 9. When traveling with your partner, the less you want to be seen, the more you will meet acquaintances. The meaning of love is 10. The person you love always thinks you love him, because he reminds you of your old lover. 1 1. The love letter you finally sent; How long it takes to contact each other, how long it will take you to go back on your word. Common sense of life 12. The better things are, the more useless they are. 13. A product will not go bad in 60 days, which means it will definitely go bad in 6 1 day. 14. Things that have not been used for a long time can be thrown away; Once things are thrown away, they are often used. 15. When you lose something, the first place you look for is often the last place you can find. 16. You will often find something that is not what you are looking for. 17. When you went out to eat popcorn, a wonderful scene happened on the screen. 18. The other row always moves faster; When you move to another row, the row you are standing in starts to move faster; The longer you stand, the more likely you are to stand in the wrong row. 19. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. -and finally I learned that I didn't bring the most important thing.
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