The Classic Story of Xing Catcher in Wulin

Tong Xiangyu's mantra: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

The catch phrase of criminals: dear mother!

Guo Furong's mantra: Avalanches.

My pet phrase: Zi once said.

Bai Zhantang's pet phrase: sunflower acupuncturist

Zhu's mantra: Let me do it!

Mo Xiaobei's pet phrase: Sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ ~ (very sour kind)

Yan Xiaoliu's mantra: help me take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece!

1. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!

Li Dazui: That's your mouth!

Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have!

Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move!

2. Guo Furong Kuixing Catcher: It's really a bully in the Seven Chivalries!

Li Dazui: Who is that mother?

3. Laobai: Read the whole Norwegian forest.

Scholar: Come on, what age is this? There is no such petty book to read.

Laobai: No, you can't write?

4. Scholar: Zi once said, "It is impolite to come and not go."

Oh, so you molested her?

5. Scholar: Why not let me write Spring Festival couplets?

Wife of shop-owner: Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. Save it for Qingming.

6. Li Dazui: Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes!

Lv Xiucai: Brothers are like centipedes' hands and feet, and women are like winter clothes.

7. Furong: The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy. Not good, not good.

I really despise you ~ ~ ~

8. Xiaoliu said: What's your surname? Do you scream? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in the family, how many acres of land per capita, and how many cows are there in the field? Say, say, say, say. ...

9. Bai Zhantang: Tigers are not arrogant. You take me for Hello Kitty.

10. Guo Furong: Sure, sure, sure.

1 1. Li Dazui: Going with you is ...... hard on the imperial court. Can he afford it? Low wither, low wither!

Son once said:

13. Zhu: Get out of the way, get out of the way, I'll do it, I'll do it (so virtuous).

14. Yan Xiaoliu: Help me take care of my seventh uncle.

15. Boss Qian (seriously to Dazui): Your (moon cake) can be said to be unique in the world of moon cakes, but it is everywhere in the world of steamed bread.

16. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go.

17. Xiaoliu: I said I want tea.

Wu Shuang: Hey, he drinks tea, not coffee or coke, iced tea, iced green tea, 7-up Mirinda Sprite and black pine root beer.

Small six: faint at once.

18. Yan Xiaoliu cried with the dead 123.

Li Dazui comforted: Don't cry! Saner! Stop crying!

Yan Xiaoliu: Who is the third? Six!

Laobai: Rest! Six!

Yan Xiaoliu: Saner!

Li Dazui comforted again: Stop crying! Saner!

Yan Xiaoliu is helpless: You have never been right.

19. My scholar, a smart and capable scholar with good quality and low price!

20. Scholar: Zi said that knowledge is power!

2 1. Exhibition Hall: Small gambling is good for feelings, while big gambling is bad for health ~ ~

22. Zhantang Road: Mo Xiaobei, your behavior is shameful! Very special, extremely shameful!

23. Be sure.

extremely good

Touching, sentimental, touching.

It must be necessary and indispensable.

Individuals and individuals

Review the past and look forward to the future.

Now, now, now.

Deny, veto, deny.

Type a, type b, type o and type AB are all available. ......

24. Yu Xiang: I was wrong. I was really wrong. I was wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't get married. If I hadn't married, my husband wouldn't have died. If my husband had not died, I would not have come to this sad place; If I hadn't come to this sad place, I wouldn't have opened this shop; If I hadn't opened this shop, I wouldn't have met you; If I had not met you, this would not have happened.

25. My God, God and God ~!

My mother, my mother-in-law ~ ~!

26. Tong Xiangyu: "Miss Jin, what's your name?"

Hungry child, the jade of Tong Xiangyu.

27. Tong Xiangyu: If God can give me another chance, I want to say three words to Li Dazui: Put less salt! ! ! ! ! !

28. I think you think cooking needs no salt, apples need not be too sweet, and shopping needs no money. .............

29. Xie Shoutou investigates Bai Zhantang: "Who is your mother?"

Bai Zhantang said, "My mother is the one who gave birth to me!"

30. child shopkeeper: oh, my god. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, my God. ..

3 1. Tong shopkeeper: Don't treat the arrest as an improper cadre.

32. Du Shiniang gave the shopkeeper one hundred and twenty pieces of silver to keep him, and everyone looked down on the shopkeeper?

Everyone said angrily, "I'll give you one hundred and twenty pieces of silver!" "

Child shopkeeper: "I feel dizzy at the sight of money ... am I greedy?"

Everyone: "Great!"

Child shopkeeper: "..."

Everyone: "You said you were ashamed, huh?"

The shopkeeper hung his head: "Shame ... (then looked up and smiled) Ashamed and happy. "

33. Lotus Spring Festival couplets-)

Part I: The Year of the Monkey is the Year of the Rooster.

Bottom line: The Year of the Rooster is the Year of the Dog.

Horizontal batch: one year is one year!

Scholar: "Then why not let me write Spring Festival couplets?"

Wife of shop-owner: "Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day! " "

34. Furong: Do you choose the person you like or the person you like?

Wife of shop-owner: Tired of it?

Furong: You must choose what you like!

Wife of shop-owner (sorry): Are you bored?

Furong: Because nobody likes you!

35. "People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

36. (lotus and scholar PK)

Furong: "Suppose I can shoot you to death with three hands. Every time I clap my hands, you scream "Woman, please forgive me". So, how much do you want to say before you die? "

Scholar: "I refuse to answer this question."

Furong: "That's a waiver."

Scholar: "Cry three times, four words at a time, one word *** 12."

Furong: "Wrong! It is 9 words! "

Scholar: "Why?"

Furong: "Take the first palm down," woman forgives ",four words; The second palm goes down, "woman forgives", eight words; The third palm goes down and you die immediately. You only said one word "ah", 8+ 1=9. Ha ha ha ha ... "

37. (Lao Bai and Xing Catcher are cool. )

Laobai: "Where's your knife?"

Xing Catcher said, "There is no knife in hand, but a knife in heart."

Lao Bai: "Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart."

(Then they opened their arms-rock, paper, scissors! )

Xing Shoutou lost and protested, "Didn't you say you didn't have a knife in your hand and a knife in your heart?"

Laobai: "Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!" " "

38. Boss: What's your goal?

Guo Furong: Be an incomparable woman.

Mother-in-law: Why do you carry it so far? Say it closer.

Guo Furong: A raise.

Boss: This one is farther than the previous one.

Thief: Are you such a thief? Stealing, cleaning people's houses.

Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.

1. "I eat more salt than you eat!" "That's your mouth!" "I have crossed more bridges than you have!" "That's because I'm too lazy to move!"

2. Old punishment: eat other people's food and let yourself speak.

3. Why are you holding chamber pot? Can't I take a shower?

4. "People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. If you have a knife, draw a bag and you want a second knife! Flashback and eat a pack, and you won't look old until you are 200 years old. Ouyang Feng's exclusive secret recipe in Northern Song Dynasty. Huashan Lunjian is a designated nutritional product, which is sold in Yiguang, a major pharmacy in this town. When buying, please look for the anti-counterfeiting signs of black toad, quack, quack ... white camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder! "

5. Unparalleled: Just so-so, Hong Kong sister third, your dress is very attractive. Guo Furong: Ugly, ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth, thanks to a pair of dexterous hands. ? Guo Furong: Your beauty, from the inside out, promotes blood circulation, nourishes the skin, and is pure and beautiful. ? Wu Shuang: Your beauty is transferred from bones to skin, and this moment should last forever.

6. "May you grow old together, childless." ? "I wish you an early birth, and white-haired people will send black-haired people."

7. "Zi once said,' Come disrespectful, don't be disrespectful'". "Oh, so you molested her?"

8. The scholar asked him why he was not allowed to write Spring Festival couplets. The proprietress replied, "Your handwriting is too thin to be festive. Stay until Qingming. "

9. proprietress: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life. Guo Furong: Why not wait on me all my life? ? Boss: You know why you can't get married.

10. Shopkeeper: What is your goal? Guo Furong: Be an incomparable woman. Shopkeeper: Why do you mention it so far? Say it closer. Guo Furong: A raise. Shopkeeper: This one is farther than the previous one.

1 1, only to find that the wrong road and the right road are only a few steps away.

12, do you think I love money that much? You are! I'm ashamed! I wish I knew shame! Shame is not happiness!

13, you are heartless, shameless and unreasonable. You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable. How can I be unreasonable if you don't make trouble without reason? How heartless, shameless and unreasonable am I? You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable!

14, Lv Xiucai: Why do flowers smell sweet? Because of me; Why is the grass green? Or because ... Guo Furong: What are you trying to say? Lv Xiucai: I'm not finished yet! Why does fart stink? That's because of Lao Bai!

15, Guo Furong: Be sure to go your own way and let others take a taxi!

16, manned: conspiracy is the enemy of love. Scholar: (snapping his fingers) Many years later, a man named Tosstorff Ski said. Shopkeeper: What does this driver do?

17, Guo Furong Inter-Star Catcher: What a bully in Qixia Town. 1 Dazui: Who is that "mom"?

18, scholar: I stab you with a sword, and you say four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why? Guo: ... Scholar: When I stabbed you with my first sword, you said "Hero, spare me", and when I stabbed you with my second sword, you said "36,000 words"!

19, thief: Are you such a thief? Stealing, cleaning people's houses. Theft of Saint: Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

20, big mouth: They laughed at me for reading less 1 Laobai: This is nonsense, you have never read a book!

Beckham: This is Zhang Fei, this is Yue Fei and this is Faye Wong. Everybody: What does Faye Wong do? A guest comes out, with an easy grace, say, singer! Everyone suddenly realized!

22. Shopkeeper: If Thailand still can't stay, we will go to Japan by water ... Everyone: (resolutely, turn around, disgust): No!

23. Big mouth asked the shopkeeper: Is it particularly scary to put money under your feet? Shopkeeper: You'll know when you get married. That's why men have corns

24, every month's money is deducted, have pity on me! All the manuscripts have been burned, my child! I'm embarrassed to tear off all my clothes! All identities are exposed. Expose them! I'm still the nephew of yamen! Don't tell anyone! Low key, low key!

25, one, two, three, action! I regret it. If I don't marry him, Beckham's brother won't die. If Beckham's brother hadn't died, I wouldn't have fallen to such a sad state. ...

26. Go home to your mother!

27. Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry!

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you? -Less, more, more salt!

29. Ask the world, is this mountain the highest? A loving baby is like a treasure. If it was the day before yesterday, I would grow old. I love you so much that I can't forget it. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering and the faint smell of tobacco between my fingers.

30, the tiger is not arrogant, you think I am Hello Kitty.

3 1, old gratis Hengshan three people said this sentence? -three slow cries!

32, don't say the head, palm the window.

33. If you have eaten the Analects of Confucius by jiaozi, you should change it to On jiaozi.

34, bear it, take a step back! Saint: Can you not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!