Tell me some jokes that are suitable for telling in class.

1. One day, when I was at school, there was a phone call for me. My classmate answered, handed it to me and said, "Your mother wants you."

As soon as I answered the phone, I casually said, "A man and a woman."

Everyone laughed wildly. I was laughed at for four years.

2. A classmate's high school classmate (a boy) walked into the noodle restaurant and tossed his hair: "Boss, no onion rice noodles!" After that, I added: "More rice noodles!" Boss: ". . . . Do you want rice noodles or onions? "

Once my classmate's mother called, I used to say "he's not here", but this time I want to say "he's out". The result was: "He ... left."

4.gg handed me a sorbet, and I took a bite and shouted, "It burns me to death!"

My sister and I went to Li Ning to buy shoes. My sister said, "Miss, how much are these shoes?"

6. Once I patted my roommate's stomach, she said loudly, "Stop patting, I have urine in my stomach."

7. In high school, everyone has a name tag. . Before a physical examination, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to Zara. . The audience was silent. . .

8. Go home on weekends when you are at school. After dinner, I became addicted to cigarettes and planned to take a walk as an excuse. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I casually said, "Go have a cigarette!" As a result, my father found a pack of 555 from me and gave me a good K.

9. A leader of the Education Bureau inspected the exercises between classes. After the end, the PE teacher should have announced "dissolution", but in desperation, he forgot his words, held back for a long time and shouted: "Retreat!"

10 There is a teacher surnamed Jiang in high school who looks very much like (Tang Priest on a Chinese Odyssey). I went to ask him a question and blurted out, "Teacher Tang, this question ..."