Men like to read the humorous sentences of beautiful women.

The charming is called beauty, the ugly is called temperament, the arrogant is called talented woman, the wooden is called lady, the thin is called slim, the fat is called plump, the tall is called Tingting and slim, and the short is called small and exquisite; Fading gentleness, fierce provocation, silly sunshine, hard Leng Yan, local tradition, natural and unrestrained foreign flavor, distinctive bandits, coquettish romance, tender youth and beauty, old and tender charm, spray all over the sky, Niu Aoxue Feng Ling, carefree and single-minded, busy and self-seeking, annoying to persuade romance.

2. Degang Guo's classic quotations

You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you;

You play hooligans with him, and he tells you about the legal system;

You talk to him about the legal system and he talks to you about politics;

You talk to him about politics, and he talks to you about national conditions;

You talk to him about national conditions, and he talks to you about integration;

You talk to him about integration, and he talks to you about culture;

You talk to him about culture and he talks to you about Confucius;

You tell him about Confucius, and he tells you about Laozi;

You tell him Lao Tzu, and he will pretend to be your grandson!

3. Four ideals of pigs

The railings around are rotten, the sky is littered with fodder, butchers all over the world are dead, and people all over the country believe in Islam.

4. The difference between celebrities and ordinary people

What celebrities use up is called "cultural relics"; What ordinary people use up is called "waste"

Celebrities call drinking "binge drinking"; The wine that ordinary people drink is called gluttony.

Celebrities shake hands with ordinary people and call it "kindness"; Ordinary people shake hands with celebrities, which is called "buttering up".

Celebrities argue "eloquence"; Ordinary people argue for sophistry.

The stupid things that celebrities do are called "anecdotes" and are passed down as anecdotes; Ordinary people are called "stupid" and laughed at when they do something wrong.

A celebrity's untidiness is called "artistic temperament"; Ordinary people who are untidy are called "sloppy".

Celebrities lose their temper and call it "personality"; Ordinary people lose their temper and are called "bad roots".

The nonsense of celebrities is called "famous sayings"; Ordinary people's cautious words are called "nonsense"