Who told the joke? A joke between men and women?

Seven-year-old Xiao Xin, like other boys of the same age, is just curious. He heard a lot about "making love" from other boys, and he really wanted to know what "making love" was.

One day, he asked his mother this question. His mother found it difficult to answer, so she had to let him hide behind the living room window one night and watch what his sister and boyfriend were doing, so that he would know what "sex" was.

Xiao Xin did as his mother said, and told his mother the details of what he saw the next morning.

My sister and her boyfriend sat together and talked all afternoon. Then he turned off most of the lights, and then he began to hug his sister and kiss her. I guess she's a little sick because her face is strange. Her boyfriend must think so, because he put his hand under his sister's shirt to feel her heartbeat like a doctor, but he is not as good as a doctor because he can't seem to feel her heartbeat.

Then, he began to feel uncomfortable, because soon the two of them began to breathe and it was difficult to breathe. His hand must be getting cold, because he put it under his sister's skirt.

At this time, my sister retreated to the end of the sofa. I think he may have started to have a fever, because she grabbed her chest with both hands and told her boyfriend, I am so hot!

Finally, I found out what made them uncomfortable. ......................................................................................................................................................................

It jumped out of his pants and stood upright, about eight or nine inches long. It's true. Then catch the eel with one hand to prevent it from escaping.

When my sister sees eels, she must be very scared, because her eyes are wide open and her mouth is wide open. She was shocked loudly: Oh! Oh, my God!

In that case, I really want to tell my sister that I have seen eels. There is really nothing to be afraid of!

However, my sister suddenly became very brave. She bit the head of the eel and tried to kill it.

Suddenly, she spit out the eel.

I think it bit my sister.

At this time, my sister's boyfriend held the eel tightly in his hands, took out a condom from his pocket and stuffed it into the eel's head to prevent it from biting again.

Then, my sister lay back and spread her feet. In this way, my sister can lock the eel like scissors, while my boyfriend presses his body on the eel.

At this time, the eel was caught in the dilemma of being attacked on both sides.

My sister started moaning and screaming, and her boyfriend almost knocked down the sofa.

I guess the two of them may be trying to squeeze the eel to death.

After a while, they stopped moving and sighed greatly. Her boyfriend sat up to make sure that they had killed the eel.

I know it's dead because it hangs there limply.

Although my sister and boyfriend were a little tired because they had just finished fighting, they continued to make out.

He hugged his sister again and kissed him.

Oh, my God, that eel is not dead yet! It jumped out, stood upright and began to prepare for the battle.

I guess eels are like cats They must have nine lives.

At this time, my sister jumped up and sat dead on the eel. After about three to five minutes of fighting, they finally killed the eel.

I know the eel must be dead this time. Because I saw my sister's boyfriend peel the eel and rush into the toilet.