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How to treat the harm caused by her mother-in-law in her own month?
My mother-in-law thinks I have no milk after giving birth. She cooks pickles and garlic for me every day and says milk. Cooking is also salty to death. I keep saying that it's not good to eat too salty, and my mother-in-law looks like she doesn't know. Later, a relative gave birth to a baby and asked me to cook some fish soup to take with me. My mother-in-law told me to put less salt in fish soup, because pregnant women can't eat too salty when they are confinement.
At that time, I had a feeling of being struck by lightning. It turns out she doesn't understand. She knew that she couldn't eat too salty for the next month, and she also fried pickles for me. Did she fool me on purpose? Later I learned that she thought I was a girl. My mother was supposed to take care of me. Mother-in-law volunteered that she would take care of me.
On the first day of the second month, I had three red bean soup in the morning, noon and evening, thinking that it would get better the next day. As a result, I ate three red bean soups the next day. On the third day, I couldn't stand it anymore. I asked my mother to cook. On the fourth day, instead of cooking red bean soup, I changed to/kloc-0 millet porridge three times a day and drank millet porridge for five days in a row. For a whole month, I have been drinking porridge and eating leftovers for more than 20 days.
My mother-in-law did too many wonderful things in a month: she brought a sack of clothes from her relatives and friends in her hometown, and when she opened the bag, it smelled musty. Clothes are worn by others, with urine stains and milk stains on them. Seeing that the baby's umbilical cord has not been taken down, her mother-in-law reaches out and digs. I said it would be infected, but she actually said that my husband was cut off when he was a child. You have to pinch the baby's nipple, otherwise it will sink in the future.
When you see your baby's belly bulging, you have to reach out and press it. Do you think her hands are idle? Besides, the baby has a fever. She said that she would take her children to the hospital, but when she came back, she sent melted Fu Chongshui to her children, saying that she would take her children to Daxian and wrap them up after drinking. Fortunately, I found it early, and I really want to give it to my children. I think I can remember my mother-in-law all my life.
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