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After Mother's Day, I said "Happy Holidays" to my mother, and the reply was too heartfelt. Netizen: There is no doubt that it is my biological mother.

Mother's Day is coming. I wonder if you have given your mother a present. Anyway, I gave the gift to my mother early in the morning. When I was a child, my mother was a superwoman in our eyes, who could protect us and solve all problems. When I grow up, my mother is another self in the world, and only she knows us best and can read all our emotions.

Mom is omnipotent in our memory. Every time I come home from school, I can see a big meal. Sometimes, when we come home late, my mother will beat back our sleepiness and wait for us to come home. However, as we grow up, there are fewer and fewer conversations between us and our mother, and we gradually change from face-to-face conversation to online communication with only words and expressions.

I wonder how your mother reacted when we sent the words "Happy Holidays" to her on Mother's Day. In our impression, chatting with parents should be like this.

But after seeing the chat records of many people and their parents on the Internet, it was really exciting. Are you sure it wasn't picked up by the roadside?

What is the experience of having a poisonous mother?

Just like this mother, when her daughter expresses her love for herself, she directly lets her go, and her daughter directly answers yes. It seems that she is used to it.

Some people send messages of blessing to their mothers early in the morning, but they are immediately splashed with cold water and suddenly want to find someone to comfort them. ...

Call your mother on Mother's Day: "Mom, happy Mother's Day, I will still be your daughter in the next life." Mom: "It's a big holiday, can you stop saying such sad things?" Me: ...

Some people go home specially on Mother's Day to celebrate the festival for their mothers. When chatting, they hold their mother's hand and look at the thick calluses on their hands. They couldn't help but say to their mother with tears, "Mom, you have worked hard." As a result, my mother came and said, "Nothing, playing mahjong is grinding ..."

Seeing this, my daughter said to help me find something when folding the quilt. My mother came directly: I have never folded the quilt for you ... I have to say, the feelings are really like people.

When a girl is ill, her boyfriend always asks her to drink more hot water. To this end, many girls also complain that their boyfriends are not considerate, but after seeing this mother's reply, they instantly feel that her boyfriend "drinks more hot water" is quite cute.

The daughter asked her mother, "Mom, what's it like to have the best daughter in the world?" Mother replied, "I don't know. You have to ask your grandmother."

Now many parents have learned to use smart phones and send emoticons. There are also many parents thinner than their children. Seeing this picture, the child sent a picture in the circle of friends. Mother said it was really beautiful after seeing it, and then said, "Does that man have a boyfriend?" Introduce your brother. "

The child immediately vomited: Mom, didn't you see it was me? Mom: Please, I don't know what you look like. Suddenly, the child was speechless. Netizen: This is definitely mom.

The mother told her daughter to wear a mask when she went out. I didn't know she was still happy that her daughter had such a good mother, but later she changed her mind and said that her daughter was so old that she was not married and had the face to go out. This mother's reply is so funny.

These chats with my mother make me laugh, and then my eyes get sore. It's true that my mother has done too much for us. Although she looks strict and nagging at ordinary times, their love for you is the most sincere.

For example, during the just-concluded May Day holiday, my mother gave me a full return backpack filled with all kinds of meat, vegetables and eggs. It is said that the mother dug 40 kilograms of garlic overnight to fill her child's backpack. This heavy backpack is full of mother's love.

When we were young, we always snuggled in our mother's arms, which was the treasure in her hands. When we grow up, we are like satellites launched in the vast universe. We usually don't send signals easily, but occasionally we will give some money and give some money.

In fact, my mother usually treats you like a child who was taken away, but it was not until we really separated that I found out that my mother was the one who was most worried about you. She will always check your train schedule, and she can guess clearly when and where you are, so you should always report your safety to your family when you go out ~

Many times, I think it is funny to chat with my mother, but when I think about it carefully, I will feel that my mother is so great. Therefore, on this annual Mother's Day, remember to say "Happy Mother's Day" to my mother. No matter what her reply is, there is a hidden love for us.