Ask a joke that is not properly matched or matched.

An old man was herding sheep on the grass when suddenly a young man came up to the old man and said, old man!

Sir, I can serve you. I will tell you how many sheep there are in this flock. You need to give me one as a reward.

Sheep.

Before the old man could answer, the young man began to work. The young man used his laptop to surf the Internet wirelessly and connected to NASA.

Intranet, mobilize low-orbit satellites, and analyze satellite remote sensing images through software for dozens of minutes.

Later, the young man went to the old man again: old man, you have 763 sheep. After that, he picked up one

The sheep are leaving.

The old man stopped the young man at this moment: Young man, if I can guess the company where you work, can you put the reward on it?

Give it back?

Yes, the young man replied.

"You are from McKinsey & Company," said the old man.

The young man was surprised. How did you know?

The old man smiled: because you have all the characteristics of a company consultant. First of all, you came uninvited. Second. you

The analysis result told me is what I already know. Third, you are not taking a sheep, but my sheepdog.

Accenture's classic joke

I went to a familiar western restaurant for dinner last weekend and found that the interior of the restaurant had just been renovated, and the waiters' clothes were the same.

The bundle has also changed. I found the waiter put an extra spoon in their jacket pocket.

So I called my familiar Henry and asked him about his recent changes. Henry told me that the restaurant owner recently invited Ai.

Senzhe Company consults business process reengineering to improve the working efficiency and service quality of restaurants. Accenture's consultation

After two weeks of field work, the consultant found that 33.333% of the dining table would happen once during the meal.

When the spoon fell to the ground. In the past, waiters had to go to the kitchen alone to change spoons for guests. if

Put a spare spoon in the waiter's coat pocket, so that they don't have to go to the kitchen alone and can serve food next time.

Changing the spoon halfway can improve the labor productivity of waiters 17.365%.

Just then, the table next to me jingled: their spoons fell to the ground. I saw Henry say it out of his mouth calmly.

Take out the spare spoon from the bag and change it for the guests in time.

Seeing this, I admire Accenture's advice. At this time, I noticed all the services again.

There is a string outside the zipper of raw pants, which is as hard to find as the hidden bra shoulder strap.

So I put this new question to Henry: "What is this rope for?"

Henry looked around, leaned down and whispered, "Good eye! Not everyone is like you.

Observed! Henry went on to say, "Accenture has made on-the-spot observation and data analysis of the restaurant workflow."

It was found that the waiter had to urinate 5. 125 times per shift, and it took an average of 1.306 minutes to wash his hands after urinating.

And dry hands. Accenture's consultant suggested that we tie this rope to it so that we can put it directly every time we pee.

Pulling out your own works can avoid hand contact, thus eliminating the trouble of washing hands and drying, not only mentioning

Improve the labor productivity of waiters and save water and electricity in restaurants ... "

After listening to Henry's introduction, I admire Accenture even more. However, I still have some doubts: "Heng

Li, you can pull out your own work with a rope, but how can you put it back without your hands? "

Henry looked around carefully again, leaned down and said to me in a smaller voice, "I don't know."

How did others solve it, but I used a spoon ... "