Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What kind of composition name should I choose to write about Ren Huang in Huzhou?

What kind of composition name should I choose to write about Ren Huang in Huzhou?

Time passed quickly, and the good times of the fifth grade passed unconsciously. It's the fifth grade now, and now the sixth grade will enter the hall of wealth. Enter her "dream" palace and experience a beautiful and prosperous life.

The school should be divided into classes, and each grade should be given "four points", probably because she is predestined with 1. She has been in 1 class since she went to school, and now she is in 1 class.

I remember that in the fifth grade, the school held a school sports meeting. She signed up for many activities, but the most memorable one is basketball, and the whole class likes it! Basketball suits her naughty daughter very well.

Most of the boys in the class are masters, and a few girls play well, so she can make do.

Because of basketball, this big family is full of warmth! Full of happiness!

In physical education class, boys always fight with classmates in other classes, and girls also have a good time, with vigorous posture and light steps, grabbing the ball, dribbling and layup. There are handsome figures floating on the basketball court, attracting many fans. It's time for the girls to go on stage. A group of girls who know nothing about basketball are standing smartly on the basketball court. If they don't look at anything else, they can overwhelm Mount Tai! ! ! The captain opposed the captains of other classes and waited for the referee to serve. With a "toot-toot" whistle, the basketball flew overhead, and the captain jumped up, raised his hand and slapped the ball and crossed the boundary of their team! ! The ball rolled to her feet. She is still a novice, but she can't, but for the honor of our class. Fight! ! ! She picked up the ball and took it to the backboard. Not good! ! Have a rival in love! ! Or captain wit, rushed up to block the rival in love. One big step, easy layup. This is all fantasy, but the fact is-"Ah!" She has made a layup, but don't forget, she has four eyes! When she was jumping, she thought she was right, so she threw it hard. Unexpectedly, it missed! ! I just hit her on the head, alas, speechless ... I made a big joke on the spot. How can I look up in front of my classmates in the future? "What are you afraid of! I am a beginner! " The little man said confidently in her heart.

After a game, she also carried a lot of balls and was particularly proud.

On the day of the school sports meeting, she participated in many events, but basketball was the most exciting and important thing for her! ! !

"Please enter the men's basketball team in Class 5 1 and Class 52!" Listen to the referee's announcement, it is impossible without orgasm! The men's basketball team went on stage, and with a beep, a fierce game began. Although Class Two is taller than Ma Zhuang, our class is not easy to mess with! ! One stride can destroy more than half of their prestige, and another three points can "squeeze" them out! ! It's easy to compete with them! !

Kill class two, class three should play. Their class is as tall as ours. I don't know how strong. A clever tackle, hey! Don't tell me it's not bad. One more step, one more grab, and they are finally conquered! ! Win again! ! The boys won the championship effortlessly. It's up to the girls next! !

A group of girls are on stage again. This time, she learned the last lesson. The captain told her, "After you grab the ball, don't throw it in a hurry. Send it to me first. We will "tease" them slowly and delay the time. In this way, our chances of winning will be great. " No wonder it's the captain, this sly guy. ...

There are still beeps and serves. The captain patted the ball on our side because he was taller than the captain of Class Two. She ran after the ball and picked it up. When she was ready to pitch, she remembered what the captain told her. He passed the ball to the captain and led his opponent to the captain. Since the captain couldn't support it, the team members went up to relay. "bang!" This is a goal! ! "Captain, I think this is wrong. The time has been delayed, but the score has not increased. This is not good for us. " She whispered to the captain. "Then change the plan. Pass me the ball and I'll throw it. "

"hmm."

"moo!" ——

"moo!" ……

After one game, the women's team 14 points! ! ! ! !

Glory, glory ...

At the school sports meeting, their class was the first in many events, and now there is no way for human beings to stop their success. They are moving towards greater success and challenging their own success! ! !

"Jingle bells!" The bell in class disturbed her thinking, but she still had to face the facts.

Stepping into a new class, a new face, a strange and bright smile, she was silent and had an impulse to cry. This is the most important year of primary school. What should she do in the face of these familiar and unfamiliar faces and classmates who don't know her?