Ask a few jokes

1. Your love strategy is initially determined: occasionally active, occasionally excited, occasionally impulsive, often waiting for opportunities, always preparing for action, and often acting quietly. You are the legendary cool "love guerrilla captain".

2.

Your beauty is obvious to all. You are young, beautiful and elegant. The most important thing is that you are young and energetic. You are only 30 years old and in your prime. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a happy 30th birthday 10 anniversary!

3.

Both Party A and Party B boast that they are the most diligent people in the world. A said that I bit off the umbilical cord when I was born and shared my mother's pain. B said, what is this? I will cook for myself in my mother's belly!

When a beautiful woman passes by a physiognomist, she will stop to count her marriages. Beauty: I want to ask when I can meet my other half. Fortune teller: Do you want it or not? Beauty: Of course it's on time. Fortune teller: Come back after removing makeup.

Xiaoming always likes to wear shoes barefoot and never wears socks. Dad said angrily, if I see you without socks again, I'll give you a good beating! Xiao Ming said in horror, ok, ok, I promise, I will wear socks and no shoes in the future!

6. Everyone loves Pig and Bajie, and so do modern beauties. They can eat and drink health bars. If they love you, they say they make people laugh, but they look a little miserable. Please learn from Zhu Bajie. Actually, you don't have to learn. Everyone is born to love you.