Two jokes, the shorter the better.

1. My buddy came to my house to tease my three-year-old son. I dare to call your father's name. Do you dare? Just listen to my son's witty saying: I dare to call him dad. Do you dare?

2. My friend's girlfriend has a nosebleed, and my second-rate friend whispered to me, "My aunt has lost it!"

3. Son: "Are Lao He still married?" Dad: "Yes!" Son: "Where did the young monk come from?"

If you want two or three, you will be beaten now! It can't be any shorter! Excerpt from: jokew, Joke. com, answer for you!

Another article is being posted: "Yesterday's news reported that a nun was bowed while walking in the park. Today's news reported that hundreds of nuns were walking in the kilometer garden in the morning! "

I wish you a happy new year in advance!