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People who ask for 10 ask for the script of the school play. .....

Recalling Lu You, Tang Wan (who is drinking tea in the hall and the maid is going to play) is on the right side of the stage, Luf is on the right side of the stage, and Wan'er is on the left side of the stage. He came forward to report: "Master, Master Lu is coming." Tang Fu: (Master Jiang makes tea) Please come quickly. (Standing up to greet): Hello, uncle ~ (handing): Brother Lu is an outsider ~ Please sit down quickly (bending down to invite) ~ (turning to the maid) Sister, serve tea. (To Father Lu) I want to know what happened when Brother Lu came to visit in person. Luf: Alas, (shaking his head seriously) the military attache failed in the imperial examination, but insisted that someone cheated in the DPRK and wanted to go to court. I was afraid that he would make trouble and wanted to be his matchmaker, but no one refused except Wan'er's military attache. Tang Fu: (Maid: Master Lu, please have tea) (To Maid) You go first. A: Yes. (From the left of the stage) Wan'er and Yo-er were childhood friends, and their uncles were married like a family. I wonder what difficulties Brother Lu has? Luf: I just don't know what my uncle thinks. Tang Fu: (Haha) I think my maid has long been interested in traveling. Since brother Lu has this heart, I will agree for him. Luf: What about this happy event? Tang Fu: The auspicious day of the zodiac is coming. Father Lu: OK, the old man excused himself and went back to prepare this matter. (Father Lu leaves the stage from the right) Father Tang: Please take care of Brother Lu. Wan'er, come out. Tang Wan: Father, you know I'm here. Tang Fu: (takes out Feng Chai) This is Feng Chai, your mother's dowry. She asked me to give it to you on your wedding day. (Handing it to Tang Wan) Tang Wan: Dad, you are making fun of the children again ~ Tang Fu: What? Don't you want it? Wan'er: Father (shyly) ~ (then shyly and Feng Chai got off the stage from the left, and Tang's father got off the stage from the left and rolled up his sleeves and smiled) (wedding music, the maid came on the stage from the left) (The maid came on the stage with a sign, and Tang's father came on the stage from the left and gave it to Lu's father, saying, "In-laws". (Luf and Lu Mu are also going) Luf: Uncle. Lu Mu: Cousin. Luf: Uncle, please be seated ~ (Then the three of them do it in turn) Lu You: (From the left side of the stage), extras: Congratulations from Lu Gongzi ~ Lu You: Happy together, happy together ~ Fu Gui: (From the left side of the stage), when he walked to Luf, his master arrived in time (Luf made a gesture to start getting married, and Fu Gui retreated to the girl and connected them with big red flowers. I hope you can treat her well in the future. Lu You: (hands it over) Don't worry, Grandpa. My son-in-law will treat Wan'er well. Fu Gui: It's time. The bride and groom are ready to pay their respects. Worship heaven and earth, bye. 2. Goodbye, Gao Tang. Goodbye. Couple. Bye. bye. Step into the bridal chamber ~ (Lu You leads Tang Wan to the right side of the stage, and at the same time, three old people get up and congratulate each other. Ruff said, "Uncle, please go to the hall for dinner, and then turn around and serve email. You go to the West Hall, and Email comes down from the right side of the stage, and then Fu Gui comes down from the left side of the stage together. At this time, Lu You asked Tang Wan to sit down. " ) Lu You: (reciting poems in circles) Looking at the moon, I only admire Yuanyang but not immortals. (After reciting the poem, he gently lifts Tang Wan's veil) Tang Wan: (Standing up) My hair is not up to my forehead. I am picking flowers and paying (pouring wine) by my door. When you, my love, ride a bamboo horse (offer wine), run in circles and throw your childhood (Lu Youhe). We live together in a long dry lane close at hand (Tang Wan picks up the plane, and Lu You is drunk at this time), and we are both young and happy (Lu Youhe, holding Tang Wan from the lower right of Taiwan Province). Lu Mu: (from the upper right of the stage, after sitting down slowly) Fu Gui, why haven't you been reading in the study recently? Richness: if it belongs to Mrs. Lu, the young master will fight with the young lady's poems all day, singing with each other, and the beautiful shadows will be in pairs. I'm afraid I'll be immersed in the world of two people, and I don't know what will happen at night. Lu Mu: Ridiculous! (and slapping the table severely) Go and call the rich hostess for me: Yes, madam. (A wave of his hand) Maid: Old lady ~ (Liu Mu waved her down, and Meier went down from the stage to the right) Tang Wan: Grandma, you wanted to see me ~ Liu Mu: Get down on your knees! (Tang Wan falls on his knees) I'm looking forward to your son being the number one scholar and getting promoted in order to shine. But since you married our Lujia, (getting off the seat, pointing to Tang Wan) Youer has forgotten about the imperial examinations, fame and fortune, and even my mother. I hope you can control yourself in the future! (Then Liu Mu left angrily, pointing to Tang Wan from the lower right, and left with her. Beauty rushed forward, miss, let's go home and pull up Tang Wan from the lower right. ) Narrator: A few days later, Lumu: (From the top right) Fu Gui, have you studied hard recently? Rich: (then) I haven't seen what my wife said. Lu Mu: You will be successful ~ Come out with me ~ (Fu Gui accompanies Lu Mu to Wuji Temple) Nun: What can I do for you? Lu Mu: Please predict the fate of my son Lu You and his daughter-in-law Tang Wan. Nun: (a pinch of fingers) "You don't agree with Tang Wan and Lu. First, they mislead and eventually they will die. " Lu Mu: (Wild) Thank you, teacher. I'm going to go now. Narrator: Lu Mu and Fu Gui went home (Lu Mu went directly into Lu You's room and happened to see Lu You and Tang Wan hee hee, impatient, and stood at the table and struck the table hard) Lu Mu: I warned you the other day to learn from Lu You in order to gain fame and honor, but now you don't know how to repent! (Pointing at Tang Wan in a hurry) Lu You, make up a piece of paper and divorce Tang Wan, or you will die with her! Wealth, pen and ink serve! (Say that finish, mother Lu went out, and went out with a pen and ink. Tang Wan: I'm sorry, Xianggong. I made my mother-in-law angry. Now my mother-in-law wants to get rid of my concubine. I just hope "xianggong" will not be embarrassed. Lu You: Wan'er (stops Tang Wan), I don't want to be apart from you in my life! Only when you hide for a few days and your mother is angry can I take you home for reunion. Tang Wan didn't speak, just nodded his head. Closing (Lu You walked from the right side of the stage to the left) Narrator: A few days later (Lu You looked around, afraid of being seen. He sneaked into Tang Wan's hiding place from the left side of the stage, while Tang Wan was embroidering) Lu You: (knocking at the door) Wan'er, it's me ~ (Tang Wan opened the door, let Lu You in and closed it again) Tang Wan: Xianggong, come in quickly. Lu You: Wan'er, you have suffered. Tang Wan: Not bitter, not bitter. Just then, the door was suddenly pushed open by external force, and Liu Mu and Wang's daughter came in. On the left, Lu You and Tang Wan are amazed. ) Lu Mu: Military attache, you don't listen to me, so leave Tang Wan here! I have arranged the marriage for you and Wang's daughter. This is your wife, Wang. Elegant demeanour, (Mother Lu looks fierce) Send Miss Tang back. At this moment, Lu You stood in front of Tang Wan and shook his head. Tang Wan hid behind Lu You with his wealth: Miss Tang, please. (Tang Wan helplessly looks at Lu You and reluctantly walks to the lower left of the stage. Lu You tried to chase him, but he was blocked by Lu You's hand. Liu Mu: (Tell Wang's daughter that she won't take your husband home. ) Wang's daughter: Yes, madam. (To Lu You) Xianggong, go home and don't make the old lady angry. (Lu You throws Wang Daughter's arm off hard, and I won't marry anyone except Tang Wan. Lu Mu: How presumptuous! In marriage, you have to listen to your parents' orders and matchmakers' words, or you have to listen to them if you don't. Lu You: I shook my sleeves and walked down from the right. Lu Mu: Alas ~ (shaking her head) Wang Nv: Take care of yourself, old lady. Let's go home ~ Fu Gui: Yes, ma 'am ~ (Then Wang mixed up with Lu Mu, followed by her, and walked down from the right) Next to: A few years later, when she became a leader in high school, Tang Wan also decided at home to marry her. Good news (hurriedly handing the letter to Tang Wan) Tang Wan: What good news? Zhao Shicheng: See for yourself ~ Tang Wan: (Opening the letter, I'm very happy) My cousin is in high school ~ Zhao Shicheng: Honey, it's sunny today. It's rare for you to be in such a good mood. Why don't you take a trip to Shenyuan ~ (Tang Wan nodded) (When visiting the garden, Zhao and Tang came from the upper right and took Tang with them. (Tang Wan looks at it himself and meets Lu You) Tang Wan: (surprised) Cousin ~ Lu You: Cousin ~ (Tang Wan looks at Lu You affectionately) Then Lu You comes forward and holds Tang Wan's hand. Tang Wan: (Tang Wan retreats, retracts his hand and says bitterly) My concubine has been decided by her family to be betrothed to Zhao Shicheng. I came to the garden with Xianggong today. (Speaking of which, I lowered my head and dared not face Lu You. After hearing this, Lu You was surprised and stepped back. After a while. ) Maid: (to Tang Wan) Miss, your master wants to see you. Tang Wan finally raised his heavy footsteps and went to find Zhao Shicheng. Lu You was in a daze among the flowers. The breeze struck, and Lu You, who had fallen into an old dream, was awakened. He couldn't help following Tang Wan's figure. At this point, Tang Wan low head frowned, intentionally or unintentionally held out jade hand tea, and Zhao Shicheng drank slowly. Lu You's heart is broken. Conclusion: Yesterday's dreams and today's grievances are lingering in my heart. Lu You was filled with emotion, so he wrote a question about the next spring on the white wall. Repeatedly chanting, recalling the scene when they sang together, I couldn't help but burst into tears, and my heart vibrated, unconsciously neutralizing a poem, which was written after Lu You. This is a famous article that has been told through the ages ~ It shall not be used for commercial purposes without my permission. 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