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It's time for "soul torture" in the Spring Festival. What is the most classic torture of college students' elders?
1. What is the first question that college students are asked? Study?
Whether you are a primary school student or a college student, the first thing your elders care about is your academic performance. As we all know, college students will get scholarships if they do well in school. At this time, the seven aunts and eight aunts at home will focus on this topic. How many grades do they have to achieve in school to get a scholarship? Is it easy to get a scholarship? In this way, there will be many similar problems.
Second, college students will be asked what major they study and what this major can do.
College students are different from former pupils. They only have fixed subjects and fixed grades. College students choose their own majors. Sometimes many professional elders have never heard of it and don't understand it. For example, there are some obscure professional names such as marine science and geology, which are often incomprehensible. They can only listen to the shallow meaning of professional names. At this time, as college students, we should explain to our elders what these terms and majors do, not what they do. For example, nurses not only carry excrement and urine for patients, but also do not carry bricks in civil engineering, so they should explain clearly to their elders.
3. Will college students be asked by their elders? Have you found the right person?
During the Chinese New Year, when we are a little older, the most talked about by seven aunts and eight aunts is whether we have found a girlfriend. Have the posture of urging marriage. In the eyes of parents, finding a partner early can lead to early marriage, and many elders are worried about their children's marriage. Many young people in modern times will put their careers first and take their feelings slowly. However, in the eyes of parents, marriage is the most important thing. Only when you get married can you settle the old man's heart. This is the idea of the older generation. Therefore, what I fear most in the New Year is being urged by my elders to find and talk about objects.
? The Spring Festival is a time for family reunion, and it is also the most lively and festive day of the year. In fact, the day of family reunion and the chatter of elders all contain deep concern. Sometimes it may sound annoying to us, but they are all concerned about themselves, so we should try our best to understand them.
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