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The moon deserves a sentence. Friends circle is very funny.

There is a sentence in the circle of friends. The moon funny copy is as follows:

1, the moon is my coin, and both sides bless you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

2, slow and steady, don't choose to lose weight in the Mid-Autumn Festival, it is disrespectful to moon cakes.

Mid-Autumn Festival is the loneliness of a moon and the carnival of a group of moon cakes.

If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-kernel moon cake.

It is not illegal for girls to eat. No matter how fat people are, they also have the right to gain weight. Behind the slim is actually haggard. People who love you don't care about your waistline. Taste the long-lost moon cakes. It is also a kind of beauty to die in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

6. In a year, moon cakes are exposed around the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the rest of the time is purely soy sauce, but the appearance fee has skyrocketed, which is enviable.

7. I ordered a box of moon cakes for you with my mobile phone, but I don't know the specific address, so I can't deliver it. However, you can get it for free in the nearby supermarket through some short messages. So, pick it up and run, the sooner the better!

8. Are you alone this Mid-Autumn Festival? Ha ha ha, don't be jealous of me. I am six people. After I sent Weibo, I took a five-kernel and chewed it silently.

9. There are moon cakes, tea leaves and banknotes in Mid-Autumn Festival, but I am different. I told you, save money and trouble.

10, what I admire most in this world is moon cakes, with a wide network of contacts. There are relatives and friends in the sky, one is Chang 'e and the other is WU GANG, both of whom are gods.