A few longer jokes

Today, I was watching a DVD when my mother came in with a book and said, tell me what these words mean. Mom: What does this "I don't know" mean? I said, "I don't know." Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How come you don't know anything ! I said: no! I don't know! ! Mom: Still mouth shut! ! ! ! Mom: You told me this. What does "I know" mean, mean? You should know. Tell me about it. I said, "I know." Mom: Tell me if you know. I said, "I know." Mom: Are you playing tricks on me? You just cleaned up a little, didn't you? I said: I know! Mom: I know you haven't said it yet! ! Don't pretend to understand mom: be careful, you spend so much money to send you to college, and now you can do nothing. You can put on airs in front of my mother for a while. Ask you the last one, and you can explain it to me. If you can't tell me that I am cleaning you up, you can translate something for me: "I know, but I don't want to tell you." I said: {I know, but I don't want to tell you} I fainted, picked up a pillow and hit it on my head more than 30 times, hit my head against the wall more than 40 times, slapped my mouth with my hands more than 50 times, and kicked the corner of the table more than 60 times. When I was bloody, I asked my mother: Are you satisfied now? This is not her old man asking me again: "son, I am very tired without being tired." "Me:" I'm bored to death, don't bother me "Mom:" Look for a beating and talk to your mother like this "(so I was beaten) Mom asked:" I haven't packed the jar yet, what do you mean? "I said," I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again. "My mother said it again: I haven't packed the jar yet." I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again. "What do you mean by" forgive me "when you were beaten by your mother?" I said, "What did you say?" (beaten again) My mother asked, "Look it up in the dictionary". I said, "Look it up in the dictionary", "I asked what you were doing" (being beaten) and my mother asked, "It's best for you to ask someone else." God save me! "< God helps me > Mom:" Play with your mother, God can't save you! "! (Beaten) I ask you again: "What do you mean by thinking hard and still caring?"? "! " I said, "Use your head and think about it." "Mom:" Son of a bitch, don't you dare fool me. "Then you must do it again. I quickly said, "It means that only mothers are good in the world. "Mom:" Well, that's more like it. I'll make you something to eat later and ask you tomorrow. "Oh, God help me.