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What wonderful things have happened in your school canteen?

Every school has a canteen for students to eat. Campus life should be beautiful, but some canteens are really enough to "destroy" a school. Some schools mention the canteen and miss it infinitely, but some schools mention canteen meals, which is simply a nightmare!

You may not believe it if you can't say it, but this dish really existed. Banana fried watermelon ... really satisfied some of my fantasies about fruit. Banana and watermelon were originally my two favorite fruits, but they were fried together! ! ! I have a plan to never eat watermelon again. .....

What do you think this is? I didn't know it when I first saw it. The name of this dish is "Steamed Eggs with Tomato". How about steaming the custard? What did tomatoes and eggs do wrong? Look at this exquisite dish, this fresh color and this nutritious combination. I have an appetite, but why can't I eat it ......

The following two dishes are called "Fried Meat with Orange" and "Fried Grapes with Corn". Isn't 20 18 fruit no longer low-key? Are looking for their own side dishes. It looks good at first glance, but it's a little creepy to think about the taste. The school canteen is really the birthplace of a "gourmet"! Dare to fry everything together. Do the aunts in the canteen dare to eat such dishes?

What is this? In fact, this dish is often eaten in our daily life. Yes, you are not mistaken, although you may not have seen this thing, just say the name, scrambled eggs with tomatoes! Can you believe it? Look, there are tomatoes and eggs. Isn't this "scrambled eggs with tomatoes"? Although it looks a little ugly, it actually tastes super good. Sweet and sour tomatoes with the delicious smell of eggs ... well, I can't make it up. I can't taste it

Look at this, it's not very nice, colorful meatballs, stews, and meat ... aren't meatballs dessert? This is the legendary pearl jade white jade soup. Excuse me.

This looks like a street snack. Is there this kind of food in school? Later, I learned that this is called "Braised Tangyuan" or five-kernel stuffing. What do you want me to do? What should I do? Your sudden new food is enough to make me sad. After finishing your cooking, I went to class. You insist on cooking. ......

A new summer product in the canteen, "Fried raisins with grapes". I don't know whether it is sweet or salty. I dare not compliment. I feel that I have a shadow over candied haws. ......

You may not know that big mushrooms can also fry small mushrooms, but the canteen has completely refreshed my three views. Can I still eat mushrooms in the future?

This dish is really appetizing. Say what it is and you lose your appetite. "Mango fried meat", mango dipped in soy sauce is already very bad. Aunt canteen, are mangoes free? Was it really eaten?

I went to the canteen and ordered a plate of "Sam Sun jiaozi". After eating it, I felt something was wrong. Why are there potatoes? I went to the canteen master and asked him why there were potatoes in the three fresh stuffing. Did Master Tan tell me that "three strings are not three strings"? I can't refute it.

This is a bowl of crystal clear tomato and egg soup. The bottom of the clear soup is decorated with a little coriander, which is a different artistic conception dish ... In fact, the canteen just can't bear to put vegetables and eggs! To put it bluntly, it is deduction.

Listen to the name. This is a high-end dish "grilled fish with cheese". Listen to the name. I think cheese control will definitely not hesitate, but! ! ! You forgot that this is a canteen. He can cook this dish. Is it delicious? Don't be silly, you will understand in the above picture!

After reading these wonderful canteen dishes, do you still think your canteen tastes bad? Be content. Have these dishes ever appeared in your canteen? Please comment.