The humorous self-deprecation of calligraphy

The humorous self-deprecating jingle of calligraphy is as follows:

1. I am the strongest in the world of calligraphy, and I am invincible in every word.

2. My calligraphy is like an arrow, even a turtle can chase me for a long time.

3. I am most stable when writing with a brush, which is as accurate and fast as typing.

4. I get excited when it comes to practicing calligraphy, but unfortunately the words are all crooked.

5. I have the writing brush in my hand, but my handwriting is like an earthworm crawling on a rainbow.

6. My handwriting is like fighting with ants, each one is as small and as thin as hair.

7. I practice calligraphy until my hand cramps, and all my efforts in writing are lost.

8. I was afraid of taking the calligraphy test because each of the wavy lines failed to meet the standards.

9. Every word is like a man laughingly calling himself God, but the words I write are like pigs.

10. Practice calligraphy until the skin peels off. There is no progress and only the skin is left.

11. Looking back at me, I am embarrassed. Only those who are blind can print.

12. I practiced calligraphy until my back hurt, but I didn’t make any progress at all.

13. My handwriting looks like a bird. I am so thin and small, so helpless.

14. I am blind when I see other people writing. I can’t block two words with one hand.

15. The writing is like a dragon, but the writing is like a bug.

16. My words are like a dog’s tail, winding and unbroken.

17. With the temperament of a true calligrapher, my handwriting looks like fly dung.

18. If you only improve one or two times after practicing calligraphy a hundred times, you are really a waste in the calligraphy world.

19. It’s a lie if I forget to write when I pick up my pen. I scratch my ears when I pick up my pen.

Calligraphy is a unique artistic expression of the beauty of words in China and surrounding countries and regions that have been deeply influenced by Chinese culture. Including Chinese calligraphy, Mongolian calligraphy, Arabic calligraphy and English calligraphy, etc. Its "Chinese calligraphy" is a traditional art unique to Chinese characters.

In a broad sense, calligraphy refers to the writing rules of text symbols. In other words, calligraphy refers to writing according to the characteristics and meaning of the text, using its calligraphy style, structure and organization to make it a beautiful work of art. Chinese calligraphy is an original expression art created by the Han people. It is known as: wordless poetry, invisible dance, pictureless painting, silent music, etc.