A joke about how the boss refused to apply for a vacation.

Employee: Boss, I want to take a day off today.

Boss: Do you want to take a day off?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: What else do you want from the company? There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. You have two days off every week, *** 104 days, and you have 26 1 day left to go to work, right?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You get off work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 174 days, there are still 87 days, right?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You spend at least 30 minutes surfing the Internet every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days.

Employee: dumb

Boss: There are 64 days left; You spend 1 hour, 46 days, 18 days at lunch every day, right?

Employee: speechless

Boss: Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 16 days.

Employee: speechless

Boss: The company is closed for five holidays every year. You only work 1 1 day.

Employees: ..............

Boss: Every year, the company generously gives you 10 days holiday, so you will work 1 day.

Employees:

Boss: You must take a fucking day off.

Employees:

My recalculation time:

Employee: Boss, I want to take a day off today.

Boss: Do you want to take a day off?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: What else do you want from the company? There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. You have two days off every week, *** 104 days, and you have 26 1 day left to go to work, right?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You get off work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 174 days, there are still 87 days, right?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You spend at least 30 minutes surfing the Internet every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days. -The actual online time is 5 days, and there are 82 days left.

Employee: dumb

Boss: There are 64 days left; The time you spend on lunch every day is 1 hour, 46 days and 18 days, right? Actual eating 10 days, 72 days left.

Employee: speechless

Boss: Usually you ask for two sick days every year, so your working hours are only 16 days-the actual two-day sick leave is only 16-3 = 13 hours, leaving 710.5 days.

Employee: speechless

Boss: There are five holidays every year, and the company doesn't go to work on holidays. You only work 1 1 day-five holidays are actually (8- 1.5)*5/24= 1.35 days, leaving 70. 15 days.

Employees: .............

Boss: The company generously gives you 10 days' holiday every year, so your 1 day-10 days' holiday is actually 2.7 days, leaving 67.45 days.

Employees:

Boss: And you have to take a fucking day off-the actual work is 67.45*24= 16 18 hours.

Employee: This can't fool me. ...