Jiashan dialect joke

"Today is Tanabata. I want to give her a confession and do her a favor. At 00:00, I will send her a message saying: Li likes you very much. Can you be his girlfriend? Her number is 13XXXXXXXXX, thank you! " He begged people everywhere on the internet to forward it, and the response was enthusiastic. In the early morning, the girl's cell phone kept ringing, and the mailbox was full of "Li is a good man, please don't break us up!" " "Be dead! My boyfriend Li won't like women! " …

My favorite Xueba gave her class notes on her birthday, which made her laugh and cry, and gave her learning experience as a gift. Then I opened my notebook and smiled. It says: I've been using this stupid notebook to occupy space since I went to the study room. I wonder if it will bring me good luck and occupy a place in your heart.

Father and son, one carrying a big hoe, the other carrying a small hoe, went to the field to weed. After a while, I heard gongs and drums in the distance. It turns out that someone in the village got married. The son put down his hoe, blushed and said to his father, "Dad, I am twenty this year." The father looked at his son and said, "Oh, let's get a big hoe tomorrow."

I got up the courage to knock on her door: "hello, sister, I've been watching you next door for a long time." Your voice, your smell and your every move fascinate me. Shall we make friends? " "Fuck off, you pervert!" She gave me a white look and slammed the door. I shouted at the door unwillingly, "If you change your mind, you can come to see me next door!" " "Say that finish, I strolled out of the ladies' room.