Super humorous female humor jokes

Lead: Life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Everyone hates sadness and approaches joy. Next, I arranged super humorous jokes about women for you, hoping to bring you some joy.

Super humorous female humor jokes

1, ugly women have a boyfriend on one condition: blindness.

2. It is said that it will be a meaningful day for women if they can take a satisfactory selfie. No wonder I feel bored 365 days a year. . .

For girls, looks are very important. I have to solve the problem that a beautiful girl can solve with a little charm by force!

How fragile is my relationship with my boyfriend? As long as I take off my makeup, maybe he will never want to see me again in his life.

I did something wrong with a female colleague today, and the boss came to lecture us. I saw that the boss was about to scold the girl. The girl spat out her tongue at the boss like a coquetry, and the boss softened up on the spot and said that she would not let her go next time.

I was secretly pleased at once, so I learned to stick out my tongue when I was taught a lesson. Unexpectedly, the boss held back for three seconds and shouted, are you a dog? ! !

This world of looking at faces. . .

I went to the seaside and sang to the sea? If the sea can, take away my sadness! ?

Suddenly a big wave came and knocked me to the ground. A baritone-like magnetic voice came from the depths of the sea: Sorry, I can't take your short ugliness away! ?

6. It's not that I'm short, because I'm afraid of heights, not that I'm fat, but that I'm too lazy to be thin, not that I'm ugly, because I can't learn to make up! -That's what I do for a living.

7. At lunch, I heard a young boy say: A bag costs 500 yuan, and a woman buys 10 a year, which is 5000 yuan. Might as well just spend 5000 and buy a better one.

Obviously, he still doesn't know much about women. The woman bought a 5000 bag and will buy 9 more.

8. When a girl tells you to go away, you never know whether she tells you to go away or come and hug you. At this time, the key to your probability of being kicked over or held is to look at your face.

9. Since I read "Cheats of Picking up Girls", I knew that men would stay away from women. Now I have completely mastered the initiative in my relationship with the goddess. As long as I don't want to talk to her, she will never talk to me.

10, when we are together, we don't look at the mobile phone, but when we are not together, we reply to the message every second. This is the true love of modern people.

1 1. Even if you use a chain, you can't tie a person who is determined to leave you, but you can try with a gold chain.

12, women are sometimes not easy. Have a bitter heart. Talking to the same sex, she comforts you on the surface and despises you on the inside. Tell the opposite sex that he pretends to listen to you, but he just wants to find a chance to sleep with you. This is also the treatment of beautiful women, who are ugly and can't even find someone to complain about.

13, Wu Zetian followed Li Shimin for twelve years and became a talented person, but she followed Li Zhi and became a queen. Some men own the whole world but refuse to give you one acre and three points, and some men own a piece of cake but want to give you two thirds. Zhang San treats you like grass, and Li Si treats you like a baby. Facts show that heels are very important for men. Most wayward women are protected by a man who is used to suffering. Most sensible women have no recourse.

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