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How to coax a good boyfriend?

How to make your boyfriend happy, haha, is a very personal question, which shows that you are an understanding girl, and you really want to read the boy's heart and let your boy know. He must be very touched.

If he is unmoved, you will continue to coax and let this piece of wood sprout; Let this stone blossom; Let this rusty iron shine.

How did you do that? It's up to you.

Are you pretty? If there is, the problem is half solved. In the age of appearance, all you have to do is pout, spit out your tongue, lower your voice and whisper, and he will get lost, because most men have vanity and beautiful girlfriends, which is his great satisfaction. If you coax him a little more, he will certainly cooperate.

Do you speak humorously? If so, the problem will be solved by half. In the era of showing IQ, you only need to tell a few jokes, show a few opinions, make up a few principles, and make up a few husband instructions, and he will be happy. Because most men are children, love their mothers, and he who has a little common sense will regard it as a legal provision.

Are you plain-looking and plain-spoken? It doesn't matter, as long as you are sincere enough In the era of performing arts, you just need to design more accidents, do more tricks and throw more tricks, just like Huang Rong did to Guo Daxia. That clumsy man will become your thick tail and follow you all the time

Of course there will be accidents. Maybe, really a stupid person. The joke you told was just to tease him by pressing him against a tree. This guy who is as stupid as a bear only enjoys tickling. Perhaps, that is really a stupid person. The expression you made can make the Monkey King laugh like a pig, and this Bajie just laughed after telling jokes for more than ten minutes. Maybe, that's a stubborn man. You can be his mother if you do it completely, but this horse-haired man only appreciates the old mother at home, but he is not satisfied with you, a lively young housewife. Perhaps, it is really a vertical bookcase. You look through the books above, but he is still straight, and he doesn't mean to bend over to cooperate.

When you meet such a man who doesn't understand amorous feelings, you really should pay attention. You have to pay attention to his big data, what he searched online, what his knowledge system contains, and what kind of friends he adapts to every day. Then, you can continue your performance, no cross talk, no jokes, no scratching, no concern. You just overwhelm him with your knowledge and make him admire you, praise you and look up to you.

Can't you do it? It can be done. Let me tell you a story.

There is a man who wants to be promoted. Before each director comes, he should learn the skills of the new director and learn from him. As a result, he made friends with one director after another, making the position of director inseparable from him. As a result, decades later, without promotion, he unexpectedly became a local genius. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, oral English, learning to sing, astronomy and geography, and southern accent and northern accent, he can do it at his fingertips. The next director retired and came to see him. This time, the director begged him to teach him a trick and a half and talk about retirement time.

You see, I want you to direct your man who can't coax.