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The story of rabbit and the story of Mickey.
1, the rabbit is looking for its mother.
Beautiful spring is coming, white clouds are floating in the blue sky and the red sun is smiling.
Mother rabbit told the little white rabbit to get up quickly, lazy boy, the sun is shining on his ass. "The little white rabbit said," Today, where are we going? Mother rabbit said, "Let's go to the forest." . "The white rabbit said," Yes! " After breakfast, the little white rabbit and his mother set off. The two of them walked and played.
The white rabbit saw beautiful mushrooms, some with pits and some with flowers; Some are tall, some are short, and many, many more. Mother rabbit said, let's start picking mushrooms. "All right," said the little white rabbit. "Mother rabbit picks mushrooms seriously, and the little white rabbit chases butterflies while picking mushrooms. After a while, the little white rabbit saw the flowers open. He thought, I'll take one to my mother. She will be happy. "
So he left his mother to pick flowers in the forest. Every time he picked one, he went deeper into the forest. He always felt that there were more beautiful flowers ahead, and in this way, he unconsciously walked into the depths of the forest step by step. When the white rabbit picked enough flowers and wanted to go back to her mother, she found herself lost.
The little white rabbit shouted, mom, mom, where are you? "There is no mother's answer. He looked up again and asked singing in the trees's bird, bird, do you know where my mother is? ""No, "said the bird. The bird flew away. The white rabbit asked the butterfly again, Butterfly, have you seen my mother? "No," said the butterfly. "The puppy is gone.
The white rabbit asked the little monkey again, little monkey, have you seen my mother? "The little monkey said," I didn't see it. " The little monkey is gone, too. The little white rabbit had no choice but to cry and shout in the forest.
After picking mushrooms, mother rabbit found the little white rabbit missing. She was in a hurry and shouted, Where are you, Little White Rabbit? After shouting for a long time, I didn't hear the answer from the little white rabbit. Mother rabbit had no choice but to report to the forest police station. The black cat sheriff comforted the rabbit mother and said, don't worry, we will act immediately to find the rabbit. "
Sheriff Black Cat When they found the little white rabbit, the little white rabbit fell asleep leaning against a tree with tears on his face.
2. Smart white rabbit
Animals in the big forest are most afraid of the lion king! Because every year at the riddle conference, the lion king will come up with a riddle. Small animals can't answer, so they work for the lion king all their lives.
Yes, who wants to work for the lion king? The forest is so interesting. You can pick flowers, play games, eat wild fruits and make a snowman. But the questions raised by the Lion King are so difficult that no one can answer them, so every time someone is caught to work for the Lion King.
In a blink of an eye, this year's riddle conference has arrived again. Look at me, and I will look at you, too, little animals in the square. Everyone hates the lion king in their hearts, but no one dares to say it.
The lion king pretended to be helpless and said, "I can't help it. You are too stupid to guess the riddle, so I have to ask you to work for me. " But these days, small animals can answer it. Not only can they not work for me, but I can also meet his two requirements. "
At this moment, a white rabbit came out and said, "Please keep your word. Please ask questions. "
The lion king looked at the rabbit and thought, it's nice to be such a beautiful rabbit, but you must never guess. So he said, "You gave me a treasure, brighter than a diamond, harder than a stone, softer than silk and thinner than air. Can you answer it? "
The small animals in the square whispered, and no one knew what this treasure was. I saw the white rabbit calmly say, "Lion King, I'll give you the baby first." Then he walked out of the square. After a while, the little white rabbit came back with a bamboo tube in his hand.
The Lion King asked strangely, "What is this?" The white rabbit replied, "This is bamboo." "Ha ha ha" The Lion King laughed: "Stupid little white rabbit! Is bamboo brighter than diamonds? Is it harder than stone, softer than silk and thinner than air? " The white rabbit lifted the bamboo, poured water out of the bamboo and said, "This is the baby you want."
The lion king froze, and so did the small animals in the square, but after a while, the animals all cried, "The rabbit is right!" " Little rabbit got it right! Water is brighter than diamonds, and water is harder than stones when frozen! Water is softer than silk! Water can also be turned into steam, thinner than air! "
The lion king is very helpless. He said, "Little White Rabbit, I have to admit that you are really smart. So, talk about your two requirements. " The little white rabbit said, "Lion King, my first request is to release all the people who work for you at once, and the second request is that no animals will work for you in the future!" " "
The lion king was forced to promise: "I promise your request." The little animals in the square cheered excitedly: "Bunny is our hero!" "
3. White rabbits buy bread
The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"
Boss: "Sorry,no." "well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I'll take two! "" "
4. White rabbits buy carrots
One day, the little white rabbit wanted to eat carrots, so he went to the street to buy them. It came to a drugstore and went in without thinking. Ask the boss: "Hello! Do you sell carrots here? " The boss said, "I am a drugstore, and there are no carrots!" " "The little white rabbit went home without buying carrots!
The next day, the little white rabbit came to this drugstore again. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Hello! Do you sell carrots here? " The boss said patiently, "Are you here to make trouble?" ! ? I told you yesterday! This is a drugstore. Where did you buy carrots? ! If you make trouble again, I'll cut off your ear with scissors! Go away! ! "The rabbit went home without selling carrots!
On the third day, the white rabbit came to this drugstore again. After entering the door, he asked, "Hello! Do you sell scissors here? " Seeing that it didn't ask for carrots this time, the boss patiently told it: "I am a drugstore here, and there are no scissors!" " There are scissors across the street! "The little white rabbit said," No, I'm here to buy carrots! " "
5. Penguins play with rabbits.
There is a penguin whose home is far from the home of the little white rabbit. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He went out to play with the white rabbit, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin goes home and locks it.
After locking the door, the penguin set out again to find the little white rabbit, which means it took him 40 years to reach the little white rabbit's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Little white rabbit, the penguin wants to play with you!" " "The white rabbit happily opened the door and said to the penguin," Great, let's go to your house to play today. "
Second, Mickey's story
On Sunday, a sunny day, Mickey and Minnie are going to visit their sick grandmother in the distance. "Let's bring some delicious cakes!" Mini said. "Bring some more milk that grandma likes to drink, and she will be very happy!" Mickey added. He said that and set off.
On the way, a bridge blocked their way. This bridge is an elf bridge. This is an eccentric spirit. Whoever crosses its bridge will be crippled by magic, so no one dares to cross its bridge. But as long as you answer its question correctly, you can cross the bridge. This question is very strange: how can you plant only ten roses if you want to plant five rows of roses and each row must plant four?
Mickey and Minnie are very embarrassed. They sat by the bridge thinking. Suddenly Mickey saw the five-pointed star headdress on Minnie's head and had an answer in his head. "Genie, I know the answer! The five-pointed star has five sides, five angles, and one side has four intersections ... "
Before Mickey finished, the elf said, "I lost. You can cross. This bridge doesn't belong to me!" " "The elf said and flew away. Mickey and Minnie cross the bridge and walk to grandma's house. Grandma ate cakes and drank milk, and her illness was obviously much better. Mickey and Minnie told her exactly what had just happened, and grandma happily praised Mickey for being really smart.
On Thursday, Mickey Mouse held a dance, saying that only four people could attend. 1 is coming, but I can't get in; 2 come, can't get in; If you come, you can't get in. Here comes 4, swaggering in. There are only Mickey Mouse and 4 on the dance floor. It's too cold. Mickey mouse said, let people who are related to 4 go in.
The puppy came and brought a biscuit. Mickey Mouse said, "The puppy has four legs and can go in." Cookies have four corners and can be entered. "Little cherry is coming, and he wants to go in. Mickey Mouse said, "You are 1, so you can't go in. "Just then, three little cherries came again, and the little cherries said happily," Three plus 1 equals four. All right, you can go in! "
Two birds are flying in the distance. They said to Mickey Mouse, "Two feet plus two feet equals four feet. You can go in! " "The lame Wolf is here. Mickey Mouse saw it and waved his hand: "No, no, you only do bad things. You lost 4 legs 1, only 3 legs, you can't get in. "
With a bang, the broken car came, and Mickey Mouse shook his head: "No, no, you are such a big man, two of the four wheels are broken." Of course, you can't go in. " There are so many guests and the dance is so lively. The house can't help it. He said, "I have four walls. Me too. I want to dance, too." The wall is moving. Hee hee, the dance is really lively!
A little mouse tried his best and risked his life to steal a candy. He likes to eat sugar best, calling himself a sugar mouse. When the sugar mouse was about to enjoy himself, he was surprised-there was also a mouse on the wrapping paper of toffee!
"People are most afraid that our mice will steal their food. How can we put a mouse on the candy paper? " Sugar Mouse wants to know. "Hey, man, you don't like candy?" Sugar Mouse expressed surprise at the self-control of his compatriots.
"I'm Mickey Mouse." The mouse on the candy paper said. "Oh, Mickey Mouse may like rice." Sugar Mouse thought. "Then I'm welcome." The sugar mouse swallowed the milk candy in three bites.
Candy mouse wiped her mouth after eating candy and wanted to eat: "Hey, how do you live on this candy?" "I live in a candy factory." Mickey Mouse said, "There are many brothers in the candy factory. Every Mickey mouse lives in a piece of candy. " "Can I go?" How sweet it would be if the sugar mouse lived in the sugar pile every day!
"You can't be like this. People can tell at a glance that you are not Mickey Mouse. " "What if I make up?" "You try." Sugar mouse dressed up as Mickey mouse, which is quite similar. The sugar mouse disguised as Mickey Mouse set out for the candy factory.
On this day, Freddie the fox and Candy the cat went to Minnie's fruit stand to buy fruit. Mini: Wow, these two children are so lucky. You are my 99th customer and100th customer today. According to the activities of our store, you can participate in the activities at a discount!
Freddie: Wow, Katie, look how lucky we are. Candy: God, there are such good things. Sister Minnie, please tell us what kind of activity it is.
Mini: Well, people who come to my fruit stand can choose the discount amount. Look, here is a coin from 5 yuan and a coin of 1 yuan. Freddie, you happen to be the100th customer, Candy is the 99th customer, and Freddie has the priority to choose the number of coins.
Candy thought, it's over, it's over, it's over. Freddie will definitely take the 5-yuan coin. Alas, it seems that I can only get a discount of one yuan. Freddie: I see. Two coins, a five-dollar one and a Zhang Yiyuan one. Then I'll take this one-dollar one. Candy saw that Freddie had chosen a one-dollar coin and quickly grasped the five-dollar coin in his hand.
Katie: That's what you said. Don't break your word. Five yuan is mine and one yuan is yours. So the candy went home happily with five dollars. Later Minnie told Mickey about it, and Mickey didn't believe anything. Mickey: How is that possible? How could Freddie be so stupid? I don't believe it. I'll give it a try next time I see him.
Freddie happened to meet Mickey when he went out that day, and Mickey hurried to Freddie. Mickey: Hey, Freddie, please wait a minute. Let's play a game. Freddie: Wow, it's Mickey's brother. What game do you want to play with me? Mickey: I have a five-dollar coin and a Zhang Yiyuan coin here, but you can only choose one. Which one would you choose?
Freddie: Well, let me think. I want this one-dollar one. Mickey: Huh? Why? Why not choose the five-yuan one? Freddie: I think this one-dollar one is good. Mickey: Well, you are such a fool.
In this way, Freddie's preference for one yuan quickly spread in Storybrooke. Every day, different people give Freddie a five-dollar bill and a Zhang Yiyuan bill to choose from, but each time Freddie only chooses one dollar.
Then one day, Father Fox also heard that Freddie likes to take a dollar, so he asked her, Freddie, my father has always had a problem that he doesn't understand. Everyone gives you money to choose from. Why do you always take the smallest one? You are so stupid.
Freddie: Dad, you don't know. If I take the big one every time, no one will play this game with me in the future. Now there are so many people looking for me to play this game every day, and I also earn a lot of pocket money. Father fox just reacted. Father Fox: Oh, I see. Everyone laughed at my son for being stupid. It turns out my son is very clever!
On a cloudless Sunday in Wan Li, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck rode freely on the wide road in their lavender cars.
Mickey and Donald Duck saw beautiful flowers on the roadside. Mickey is admiring them, but Donald has a bad idea in his mind-he wants the driver's uncle to stop and get off to pick some colorful flowers. So he said to Mickey, "Mickey, Mickey, let's stop the uncle driver and get off to pick some flowers!" " "
Mickey shook his head at once, shaking his head like a drum and saying, "no, no, flowers are alive." It hurts to take it off, so you can't take it off. "
Donald Duck said regretfully, "Oh, I see, I will never pick it again." Knowing Donald's regret, Mickey comforted him and said, "Donald, although we can't get off to pick flowers, we can climb the window to see the scenery and count the flowers!" " Be careful not to stick your hands and head out of the window, it's dangerous. When Donald heard this, he immediately perked up and said happily, "Good! All right! "
Say that finish, they happily picked up the flowers on the window. After a while, Mickey and Donald counted and counted. Mickey said "50" and Donald also said "50". Well, how can it be even? When Mickey bowed his head and sighed, he saw a nearby hill and said to Donald, "Donald, let's go to that mountain for a picnic."
Donald Duck said, "Good! Ok! " Say that finish, Donald and Mickey begin to prepare lunch. They looked around and found many fruit trees. They climbed the fruit tree and picked fruits to eat, including peaches, bananas, apples and pears ... They ate a lot of fruits. When they are thirsty, they drink a few mouthfuls of mountain spring water, which makes them feel cool and happy. After a while, all the fruits were eaten and the belly was round.
After eating, they set up tents, lay on the soft lawn and fell asleep slowly.
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