20 19 boutique jokes

Joke 1. Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting.

The boss asked the reason, and the second said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half a bag and throw up."

Joke 2. >> One day, a mother and a fly had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly, "Why do we eat shit every day?" The mother fly said angrily, "don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" ! "

Joke 3. When I got up in the morning, my brother saw a bottle on the table, which contained "cereal" and ate it for breakfast. At this time, my brother came back from morning exercise, washed and freshened up, sat at the table for pedicure, and suddenly asked his brother, "Have you seen the bottle I put on the table, and where is the foot I saved ..."

Joke 4 .. Mingming's father never lets his children talk while eating. When eating, my father saw that he wanted to talk, so he said to him, "Son, what do you want to say?" "Dad, is the fly delicious?" Mingming asked. "no!" The father said, "Why do you ask?" "There was one on your plate just now, and you swallowed it."

Joke 5: Don't stop.

There is a girl who is usually strictly controlled by her mother. I was once asked by my boyfriend to go to the movies. When I was about to go out, my mother said to me, "Be smart when you go out. Don't be taken advantage of by men. If he touches you up there, you say no, if he touches you down there, you say stop. " The girl said she remembered. When she came back in the evening, her mother asked her if she had been taken advantage of. The girl cried and said, "Yes, he touched me up and down, so I said as you taught me," Don't stop, don't stop. "

Joke 6: Couple dialogue

Before marriage, a couple had this conversation.

Man: Great! The day I was looking forward to finally came, and I can't wait!

W: Can I go back on my word now?

Man: No, don't even think about it!

Woman: Do you love me?

Man: Of course!

Woman: Will you betray me?

M: No, how did you get this idea?

Woman: Can you give me a kiss?

Man: Of course it can't be just once!

Woman: Is it possible for you to hit me?

Man: Never!

Woman: Can I trust you?

Shortly after their marriage, the couple had another conversation. Coincidentally, the content of the dialogue is exactly the same as this one, but you have to look at it from the bottom up.