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Textbook drama adapted from classical Chinese
1. A sketch script adapted from classical Chinese
Zhu Zhiwu retreats from the Qin army
Time: 630 BC
Location: Sishui Qin Army Camp in the South
Characters: Zhu Zhiwu, Uncle Qin, Guards
[curtain rise]
(The guards opened Enter through the door curtain and bow)
Guard: Report to the king, Zheng Guozhuzhiwu asks for an audience.
(Uncle Qin stopped the pen in his hand, raised his head slightly, and thought)
Uncle Qin: Xuan.
(The guards go out and Zhu Zhiwu enters)
Zhu Zhiwu: (makes a bow) See Uncle Qin.
Uncle Qin: (majesticly) No courtesy.
Zhu Zhiwu: Xie Qinbo.
Uncle Qin: Why do you come to our Qin camp?
Zhu Zhiwu: Now the armies of Qin and Jin have arrived and are preparing to besiege our Zheng State. We already know that Zheng State is about to perish.
(Uncle Qin smiled slightly)
Zhu Zhiwu: (looking serious) Dear Uncle Qin, if it is indeed beneficial to you to destroy our Zheng State, then you must Please come and destroy Zheng Guo! (Zhu Zhiwu pauses for a moment) But is it easy to cross the Jin State and use the Zheng State on the other side as your border?
Uncle Qin: (stroking his beard and thinking for a moment) How do you say this?
Zhu Zhiwu: There is still a Jin State between Zheng State and Qin State. If Zheng State is destroyed by Jin State, wouldn’t it become the land of Jin State, a neighboring country? Your state of Qin is far away from the state of Zheng. How should you solve this problem then? (Zhu Zhiwu glanced at Uncle Qin cautiously) All the hard-working soldiers came all the way to Zheng State just to add more land to Jin State. Is it worth it? (Speaking faster) If the neighboring countries become stronger, your national power of Qin will be weakened a lot!
(Uncle Qin frowned)
Uncle Qin: What you said makes sense.
Zhu Zhiwu: (Secretly happy) Thank you Uncle Qin!
If you are willing to give up attacking Zheng Guo, I, Zheng Guo, are willing to make our country the master of your eastern road. (Pause for a moment) - When Qin's envoys pass by, Zheng can provide them with the supplies they need at any time. I think this is nothing to lose to Uncle Qin.
Uncle Qin: (After thinking about it) Your suggestion is worth considering. But our Qin State has an agreement with the Jin State, how can we easily go back on it?
Zhu Zhiwu: (Calmly) I wonder if you still remember that you were kind to Duke Hui of Jin back then, and Duke Hui of Jin promised to give you Jiao and Xia. However, he crossed the Yellow River in the morning and built a city wall for defense at night. Don't you know this? Now he wants to regard Zheng as the eastern border, and he also wants to continue to expand the territory westward, which will inevitably infringe on Qin's interests!
Uncle Qin: (with an angry look on his face) Humph! Our Qin State is harmed and his Jin State is benefited. How can this be unreasonable!
(After walking around for a while) Well, he is not benevolent, so why should I be righteous?
Zhu Zhiwu: Then...
Uncle Qin: I am going to take people back home. Does the promise between us still count?
Zhu Zhiwu: (excited but polite) Thank you, Uncle Qin! Zhu Zhiwu plans to visit again on another day to formally sign an alliance with Uncle Qin. I hope Uncle Qin will allow me to see him then!
(Both laughed)
Uncle Qin: Haha! good!
(Zhu Zhiwu retreats) 2. Rewrite classical Chinese into a script
Character list: old woman, old man, servant A, servant B, Du Fu, daughter-in-law, grandson, speaker
p>Scene: Autumn, 11 o'clock in the evening. A dilapidated house. The door of the house was closed tightly. The autumn wind blew and the door shook a little. A lot of the paint on the door had peeled off. Not far away, there is a stone tablet engraved with the three characters "Shihao Village". The wind blew against this fragile house, making people worried about it. Alas, perhaps, another tragedy will begin here...
[The curtain opened, and several dogs barked in the distance, and children's cries could be heard from time to time in the room.
]
Narrator: It was another late autumn night. The poet Du Fu came to stay in this house in Shihao Village. He was a little tired and had already gone to bed. The old couple was saying something painfully in the dim light. Everything is so peaceful. At this moment, a rude voice broke the silence...
[Bang! Bang! Bang! ]
Guard: Open the door! Open the door!
[The old couple and their family wake up with a start]
The old man (quietly, a little nervously): They are here again, it seems I have to go out and hide.
Old woman: Just leave quickly, I will take care of the rest! [The old man immediately escaped over the wall in the backyard]
Guard: Open the door! hurry up! [The guard couldn't wait any longer and banged the dilapidated door loudly]
Old woman: Come on, come on! (Opening the door) It turns out to be Mr. Guan. What can I do?
Officer A: (Roaring) Stop talking! Call your men out!
Old woman: Well... Sir Qi, there are no men in my family anymore.
Officer B: Don’t try to lie to me. Call him out quickly before I do anything!
Old woman: (beating her chest, crying) Sir, my three children have been taken to serve in the army. A few days ago, one of my sons came back with a letter (wiping tears), saying: Two sons have died in battle. Those who are alive are still alive for the time being, but those who are dead are gone forever~~~[The old woman had already burst into tears as she said this, with a painful expression on her face. ]
Officer A: (angrily) That's enough. The young man is dead and the old man is dead. Tell your boss to come out and stop nagging me!
Old woman: (still showing pain) You said he is no longer alive. We really don’t have anyone at home anymore.
[At this time, several more children's cries were heard from the house. ]
Guard B: (with a fierce look) Damn old woman, you are so brave. Didn’t you say there is no one at home? (Make a gesture of rushing into the house)
Old woman (cowardly, holding on to the servant): There is really no one left, there is only a little grandson who is nursing, and her mother, who is mine. young married woman. Because of this little grandson, my wife did not leave.
Officer A: Since you have a wife, take her away!
Old woman: Sir, please have mercy on us. She has not lived a good life since she married into our family. She doesn't even have a decent outfit when she goes in and out. Your Excellency, please let her go~~~
Officer B: Go! Stop doing this. If every household is like this, what will happen to the country? How do I explain this to my superiors?
Old woman (stunned, sighing): How about catching me? Although I am old and weak, my cooking skills are good, so just let me go. At least I can still cook. Cooking food for you.
Officers A and B (whispering to each other for a while): Okay! take away!
[The police officers took the old woman away]
[The night got deeper and everything became silent. After hearing what happened, Du Fu walked out of the room and saw the old man who had just climbed over the wall. My wife and I were still sitting there crying. ]
Narrator: It's dawn, the leaves are falling, and a few crows are crows on the branches.
Du Fu (carrying luggage and walking out the door): Old man, take care.
Old man: Take care! (Watching farewell to Du Fu with tears) 3. Script adapted from the classical Chinese text "The Yugong Moves the Mountains"
"The Yugong Moves the Mountains" script Synopsis: Two mountains in Taihang Wangwu block the way in and out of the Yugong's house.
Yu Gong made up his mind to dig up two mountains and open a road. Yu Gong's idea was questioned by his wife, and finally he formed a consciousness, so he started digging mountains.
The neighbor's widow's son also came to help. The wise old man from the same village laughed at Yu Gong for not knowing his own abilities, and was speechless by Yu Gong's righteous words.
What Yu Gong did was learned by the mountain god and told to the Emperor of Heaven. The Emperor was moved by Yu Gong's sincerity and ordered Kua'e's two sons to carry two mountains on their backs, making Yu Gong's dream come true. Characters: Yu Gong’s wife Yu Gong’s sons Neighbor Widow and her son Zhisou Mountain God Heavenly Emperor Kua’e’s family The first scene is in the south of Jizhou and the north of Heyang. The two big mountains of Taihang Wangwu are seven hundred miles in radius. Gao Wanren.
These two mountains tower into the clouds and are boundless. The end is as far as the eye can see.
The mountains are shrouded in clouds and mist, hazy, as if they were real or illusory. An old man stood in front of his thatched house. He had white beard and hair and was dressed in coarse cloth.
He is not young but he is energetic. He is the elder in the village known as Yu Gong.
I am almost ninety years old this year. He was stroking his beard with his hand, his expression was calm, and he was looking into the distance, as if he was thinking about a serious question.
He thought for a long time. Suddenly, he nodded heavily, as if he had made a major decision, and turned around and walked back to his home. Scene 2 (Yu Gong and his family are sitting together, including Yu Gong, his wife and his sons.
They are discussing something important.) Yu Gong: Our family Two big mountains in front of Taihang Wangwu blocked our way in and out, so we had to take a long detour every time we went in and out.
I want to level these two mountains and open up a road all the way to the south of Yuzhou and the south bank of the Han River. What do you think? First son: I have had this idea for a long time. First son: I agree.
First son: Dad, just tell me what to do. Foolish Old Man’s Wife: Old man, don’t blame me for pouring cold water on you.
Your idea is too whimsical. With your old bones, you can't do anything about a single grass or tree on the mountain. How can you do anything about the two mountains of Taihang Wangwu? Besides, where to put the excavated earth and rocks? Everyone: (all saying) Transport these earth and rocks to the edge of the Bohai Sea, to the north of Hidden Earth.
Foolish Old Man’s Wife: You have to think clearly, this is no joke. It's going to be a lot of hardship.
Everyone: We have already thought about it. Be prepared.
Foolish Old Man’s Wife: Now that you say so, I have nothing to say. It's up to you.
Yugong: Then we’ve settled on this. Let's start tomorrow.
Scene 3 (Yugong’s neighbor, a mother and son. The mother, Jingcheng, is a widow, and the son is a posthumous child named Shuang’er, who is only seven or eight years old.)
Mother: Shuang'er, look at you being away from home all day long, where have you been? Make it easy for me to find. Shuang'er: Mom, I'm going to see Grandpa Yugong and they are digging mountains.
Mother: Digging mountains? What kind of mountain to dig? Mother: You don’t know yet, right? Grandpa Yugong and his family are ready to dig up the mountain in front of us! Mother: Why? Shuang'er: I heard from grandpa that these two mountains are blocking our way in and out, so we want to dig out the mountains and dig out a flat road. Mother: (thinking for a moment) Oh, that’s it.
Shuang'er: Mom, can I go help them? Mother: (looking embarrassed and confused) Can you do it? Shuang'er: Mom, I can do it! (Waking her mother’s arm coquettishly) Mom, just let me go! Mother: (thought for a moment, then made up her mind) Okay. But be careful.
Shuang'er: Okay! (The person jumped out before he finished speaking.) Mother: (Sighs.)
That’s good, but... Scene 4 (Yugong’s family is having sex in full swing, and the two children are also After busying himself, he didn't rest, as if he was working hard. An old man came to Yugong, and Yugong said hello.)
Yugong: Oh. , It’s Brother Zhisou! Zhisou: Oh, I said, Yugong, what are you doing? Foolish Old Man: Dig mountains. Zhisou: Why are you digging mountains? Foolish Old Man: Open the way.
Zhisou: (stupefied for a moment, then burst into laughter. His stomach hurt from laughing.)
Are you kidding me? Just you? These two mountains are seven hundred miles in radius and tens of thousands of feet high! Look at you, your hair and beard are all white, how can you dig mountains? You can't even do anything to the vegetation on the mountain, so why are you digging up the mountain? What a joke! It is a fool's errand to think about moving mountains. Your thoughts and actions are so stupid.
Yu Gong: (stopped what he was doing and let out a long sigh.) Zhisou, Zhisou, everyone says you are smart, but why can’t you even understand this? ? I am older, but I still have strength.
You can still do things! Maybe I can't see the mountain being moved, but my children and grandchildren can! Even if I die, I will still have my son, and my son will have sons, and son will have grandsons. There are endless descendants! And if the mountain neither gets bigger nor gets higher, why worry about digging it flat? Zhisou: (with a face of shame)... Scene 5 (The mountain god held a giant snake in his hand. Hearing their words, he felt bad and immediately flew to the sky.) (The palace of the Emperor of Heaven.
Solemn and solemn) Mountain God: I have something important to report to the Emperor of Heaven.
Emperor of Heaven: If you have anything important to do, report it quickly. Mountain God: There was an old man named Yu Gong who wanted to move the two mountains Taihang and Wangwu.
And it’s already being dug. Emperor of Heaven: Why did he move the mountain? Mountain God: It is said that the mountains blocked their way in and out, and they wanted to open up a smooth road.
Emperor of Heaven: (laughing) Can a mortal move a mountain with his strength? Stop talking nonsense. Mountain God: But he said that his descendants will continue to do this, and when the time comes... Emperor of Heaven: (After thinking for a while, as if talking to himself) It is rare for him to have such vision and perseverance.
Mountain God: What should I do? Please make it clear to the Emperor of Heaven. Emperor of Heaven: Then let him fulfill his wish. Where is Kua'e? Kua'e: I'm here! Emperor of Heaven: Order your two sons to move the two mountains.
One is placed in Shuodong and the other is placed in Yongnan. Kua'e: Yes! Scene 6 (People cheered and cheered.
Where mountains used to block it, now a flat road stretches into the distance.) Villagers: (jumping and jumping, very excited) Yu Gong succeeded! Yu Gong succeeded! Zhisou: (sighing in shame) It seems that I am old and confused.
It’s time for me, the “wise old man”, to be renamed “the foolish old man”. Shuang'er. 4. Rewrite the classical Chinese text "Yan Zi Envoys to Chu" from the first semester of the second grade of junior high school into a script
Time: Late Spring and Autumn Period Location: Chu State Characters: Yan Zi, King Chu, several warriors, several ministers of Chu State Scene (Scene: Outside the gate of Chu State, there is a hole in the wall, and several warriors stand there guarding the door.)
King Chu: (said proudly to the minister) It is said that this time Qi State sent The doctor is coming to visit our country. What should I do? Minister A: (to King Chu) Yes! He is short in stature, so let's make a hole next to the city gate. Minister B: (nods) King Chu: (smiles) Just do it! Yanzi: (When he came to Chu State, he saw that the city gate was tightly closed, and the receptionist asked him to go in through the hole on the side.
He thought for a while, and said to the receptionist) This is a dog cave, not a city. Door, if I go in, then this is dog country. Warrior: (hurriedly ran to the King of Chu) Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the officials of Qi State said that if he comes in through that hole, then our country will become a dog country. What should we do? King Chu: (Asked the ministers on both sides) What can you do? Ministers: (no idea, nothing to say) No... no... King Chu: (helpless) Ask someone to open the city gate.
Scene 2 (Scene: The Great Hall of the State of Chu, with a long golden dragon embedded in the front of the King of Chu's seat, and several ministers sitting on both sides.) Yan Zi: (Strutting into the great hall to meet Chu King, make a bow) King Chu, hello.
The King of Chu: (curled his lips, sneered, and looked at Yan Zi) Is there no one in Qi? Bold Imagination Yan Zi: (Replying seriously) There are many people in our country. Pedestrians in the capital touch their heels. How can the king say that there are no people in our country? King Chu: Since there are so many people, why did we send you here? Yanzi: (pretending to be embarrassed) If you ask this question, I am afraid of committing the crime of deceiving the emperor. King Chu: (smiling) To be honest, I won’t be angry.
Yan Zi: (Hands over) There is a rule in our country that when visiting a high-level country, you can send high-level people; when you visit a low-level country, you send low-level people. I am the most useless. , so I was sent. (Deliberately smiles) King Chu: (Has no choice but to laugh along) Scene 3 (Scene: The King of Chu arranges a banquet, two warriors escort a Qi prisoner from the hall, the King of Chu insults the people of Qi, Yan Zi He said that the rules of the two countries were different, so the King of Chu had no choice but to accompany him. From now on, he did not dare to disrespect Yan Zi.) King of Chu: (Contemptuously) Arrange a banquet to entertain Yan Zi.
Two warriors: (Guarding a prisoner from Qi State through the hall) King Chu: (Deliberately pointing at everyone) What crime did this man commit? Where is he from? Two warriors: This man committed the crime of theft and is from Qi. King Chu: (looking at Yan Zi with a smile) Why are the people of Qi so hopeless? The ministers of the Chu State: (also very proud, thinking that now Yan Zi has embarrassed the Qi State) Yan Zi: (but the old expression does not change) The tangerines in Huainan are big and sweet, but once they arrive in Huaibei they can only bear fruit. Small and bitter.
Isn’t this because the soil and water of the two places are different? In the same way, the people of Qi State lived and worked contentedly and worked hard in Qi State, but as soon as they arrived in Chu State, they started to become thieves, not because of the different rules. King Chu: (I had no choice but to apologize, and I dare not disrespect Yan Zi from now on) I wanted to make fun of the doctor, but I didn’t expect that the doctor would make fun of him instead.
Yan Zi: (That is to say, he maintained the dignity of Qi and ensured his own face). 5. The literary Chinese text of Yan Zi’s Mission to Chu is changed into a textbook drama of 500 words
Textbook drama: Yan Zi’s Mission to Chu Performer: Yan Zi---- King of Chu---- Warrior---- King of Qi---- Minister ---- Writer: Luo Zhenhua, Class 2, Grade 5, the first opening: (Spring and Autumn Period, State of Qi) King Qi: Yanzi, I want to send you to visit the State of Chu. The State of Chu is now very powerful. Please strive to give way to the State of Chu. Chu State formed an ally with us.
Yan Zi: Yes, Your Majesty, I will definitely live up to your trust. (Kneels down) (In the main hall of Chu State, a minister comes to report) Minister: Report to the king that Qi State will send Yan Zi to visit our country.
King Chu: Huh, the little Qi State dares to visit my huge country to see how I humiliate the envoy. (All the ministers laughed, and then whispered together) Scene 2 (At the gate of Chu State, two warriors stood guard with long swords, and the ministers were waiting for Yan Zi.
The city gate was closed.) Yan Zi: (Leave. Go forward) and see the adults.
Minister: Envoy, please come this way. (Pointing to "dog hole") Yanzi: (Towards the minister, he said slowly) This is a dog hole, not a city gate.
Only enter the "Dog Country" through the Dog Cave. I'll wait here for a while.
You should first ask clearly, what kind of country is Chu State? (The minister retreats and whispers to the King of Chu.) Minister: (comes to Yan Zi) Envoy, please.
(Pointing to the city gate, the warrior opens the door) Scene 3 (Chu State Hall) Yan Zi: (Holds hands, kneels down and bows) I have seen the King of Chu. King Chu: (sneering) Is there no one left in Qi? Yanzi: (seriously) What are these words? Linzi, the capital of our country, is full of people.
As soon as everyone shook off their sweat, it was like a burst of rain; pedestrians on the street rubbed their shoulders and their toes touched their heels. Why does the king say that there is no one in Qi? King Chu: Since there are so many people, why did we send you here? Yanzi: (said with embarrassment) I really can’t answer your question.
Tell a lie, for fear of committing the crime of deceiving the king; tell the truth, and fear that the king will be angry. King Chu: (said disdainfully) To tell the truth, I'm not angry.
Yan Zi: (Hands over) There is a rule in our country: when visiting a superior country, send superior people; when visiting a inferior country, send inferior people. I'm the least useful, so I'm sent here.
King Chu: (laughing) I will host a banquet for the envoy tonight. (Everyone exits) Scene 4 (Chu State Hall, everyone is sitting at the wine table) (Everyone is talking and laughing) (Two warriors escorting a prisoner, walking past the hall) King Chu: Stop, (the warriors stop) That one What crime did the prisoner commit? Where is he from? (The prisoner resisted, but a warrior subdued him and asked him to kneel down.
Another warrior knelt down and replied.) Warrior: He committed the crime of theft and is a native of Qi.
King Chu: (looking at Yan Zi, smiling) Why are the people of Qi so hopeless, doing such a thing? (The Chu minister laughed proudly) Yan Zi: (his expression remains unchanged) Why doesn’t your Majesty know that the oranges in Huainan are big and sweet? But when a kind of orange tree reaches Huaibei, it can only bear small and bitter orange trees. Isn’t it because of the different soil and water? By the same token, the people of Qi State can live and work in peace and contentment and work well in Qi State, but as soon as they arrive in Chu State, they start to become thieves. Maybe it is because the soil and water conditions of the two countries are different.
King Chu: (Sorry and said with a smile) I originally wanted to make fun of the doctor, but he made fun of me instead.
Yanzi: (Hands over) Where? In fact, our country wants to form an alliance with your country. I wonder what your Majesty thinks? King of Chu: (laughing) OK, then our two countries will form an alliance and deal with the enemy together from now on.
(Everyone laughed, raised their glasses, and made a drinking gesture. Then they left).
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