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keep a diary
Time flies and the day is coming to an end. I believe you have many feelings. At this time, keeping a diary is very necessary. So what format does the diary have? The following is the 10 diary I collected for you, for reference only. Welcome to reading.
Keep a diary11It's sunny on Thursday, October 26th.
Autumn comes and leaves fall from the branches. In a bird's nest on the hillside, swallows are saying goodbye to sparrows. The swallow said, "Little sparrow, I'm going to the south for the winter, because the weather in the north is getting colder and colder. I can't stand it here. I have to go." The sparrow said sadly, "well, I'll wait for you in the north." At this time, the swallows flapped their wings and flew to the south. The swallow shouted as she flew, "See you in spring!" "
If only I had a seed of the future! I put the seed in a flowerpot, and slowly, slowly, the seed grew up and a flower bone blossomed. The flowers are in full bloom, with a white pearl in the middle. This is a magical pearl. You can have whatever you want, you can have whatever you want, you can play whatever you want, and all your wishes can be realized. I want a car to take my mom and dad on a trip. I want a rocket to take my grandparents to the moon and a plane to take my family around the world. I must be a scientist to invent this seed when I grow up.
I seem to be waiting for the arrival of this autumn rain, just like the lotus in front of the court. Casual glance, quietly coming lotus, in bud, slightly red under the pink coat, an unreal feeling hit my heart.
Who am I? Where am I?
I am in the rain, watching my return. The blooming of a flower is the beginning of a world. In this world, at such a moment, drizzle constitutes a lingering theme. You stand and stand like a symbol. Whether you get up early or come home late, whether you are a tired body or a tired mind, whether you look back at your desk or stare in the wind and rain, you are the only goal I am looking for. You disappeared into the flowers. I am listening to the footsteps drifting away, my heart is being dragged bit by bit, and my soul is pursuing the fragrance you left behind along the unchanging ancient road, looking for the lingering shadow you are afraid of. As soon as the wind blows, those traces are as ethereal as smoke, and the pen of fate ridiculously paints it into a huge picture scroll, which is shocking. Like a dream, like foam, like a shadow, like dew and snow. It is in this rain that I watch my return. Being down and out is looking for you in the rain but not seeing you.
You are a lotus, growing in mud, and you are a holy red lotus in full bloom after all.
You stand in the corner of the courtyard, and the wind cuts the pink veil for you. In the early autumn when the drizzle is slightly cool, you gently scatter the late petals. Delicate and charming, like finely carved jade. The breeze caresses your face and blows away some tiny dust. You bloom in the dark with indifference and silence.
I'm not aware of this subtle change of Yin, and I'm still on the road of coming and going. Maybe your silence is just to see my surprise moment. When I came back from the storm, I was stupefied in front of you.
The rain has been lingering for a long time, with low eyebrows, charming smile and outstanding charm. I didn't bury your petals, nor can I keep your fragrance. When everything dissipates, only one person is left alone. Silence, you have sat safely in my heart.
The world of lotus is the world of Buddha. I guard your existence with a quiet heart. The practice in the world is the same, by different routes. I sit in front of you to complete the practice of this world.
Diary 4 20xx 65438+ 10 6 sunny mood: poor
From the afternoon training, we knew the will and severity of the soldiers.
Our instructor's square mouth is like tofu, round eyes are like walnuts, and his surname is Ma. He is a strong horse.
"Military posture is ready!" Instructor Ma shouted loudly, and when his eyes rolled, tofu shook, and I immediately laughed out loud. As soon as the horse instructor saw it, he rushed over like a wild horse and punched me in the back with a bang.
Suddenly I was so angry that I thought, "Remember this dead horse! If I were Zheng Xin, I would be your company commander in the future and let you taste the taste of being kicked by a horse! " On second thought, "However, since you are my instructor, I will listen to you." So, I stood up again, respectful eyes, self-righteous spring smile.
But who knows what happened to this horse instructor? He shook my right hand with his right hand and looked at me with hatred: "How can you stand? The military posture can't move! " "
I got angry again and kept thinking, "Remember this!" If I am Zheng Xinruo, I will be a groom in my next life, and your horse will be the first to fight! But ... since you are my instructor, I will listen to you. "Just when I was thinking, instructor Ma shouted at me," What are you thinking? Looking for excitement, right? 50 push-ups "
My fantasy was shattered in push-ups.
20xx 65438+ 10 7 sunny mood: moved.
"Fifty push-ups!" This sentence echoed in my ears all night! I dare not think about it any more.
No one can stand the roar of a tiger. Similarly, the roar of the autumn tiger scared away the clouds and roasted them directly on us.
I have been standing very standard in the afternoon and sweated a lot. At this time, the instructor Ma came over and saw my bean-sized sweat. Without saying anything, he helped me unbutton the top button and said, "It's very hot! ? "My heart is full of coolness, and the instructor must be hotter! The sun was so bright in the afternoon that he shouted alone for a long time. I didn't say anything. I nodded at his back and began to say to myself, "Pony, if I am your boss in the future, I will definitely give you a promotion." I Zheng Xin will definitely promote you! "
Who knows, he turned and looked: "What trick! Get out! 50 push-ups! " "Yes!" I don't have any extra ideas. I do push-ups meticulously.
Obedience, this is the language of soldiers; And we just talk about it at ordinary times.
Night soon fell, and instructor Ma found me and said he was leaving. I feel so sad! He looked at me, patted me on the shoulder and said, "You should listen to the new instructor behind you!" " "I choked, I am very strong.
Hehe, remember me when you leave! If I were your boss in the future, I would get on the bus before I finished my instructor, and our company 2 has become a semi-encirclement.
I don't know where I got my courage and belief. I shouted firmly: salute!
The whole company raised their hands and saluted. The instructor looked at me, glanced around and said earnestly, "Be obedient!"
20xx101October 8 Weather: sunny mood: obedience.
20xx 65438+ 10 9 weather: sunny mood: completely obedient.
20xx 65438+ 10 month 10 weather: sunny mood: absolute obedience.
Because moving obedience can unite a team and move forward without hesitation.
I was a little nervous in English class, so I pricked up my ears and listened carefully to Mr. Zheng's mood when he read his name. It's just that when I read my name, my voice didn't seem to stir. But the anxiety in my heart has not decreased, because when I can't see the score, everything is uncertain.
Slowly move your eyes to the middle and upper part of the paper, and two abrupt numbers suddenly appear in your field of vision. My heart sank. Some students' scores came from my ears. A sense of powerlessness suddenly welled up in my mind. I suddenly feel dizzy, because of lack of qi and blood. I was busy supporting my falling head with my hands, and my eyes were blurred and my brain was blank. Looking back on my efforts these days, I don't know how to explain my achievements to myself, my teachers and my parents.
Then a series of test papers were handed out one after another. It's just that the score is not good, and there is no helplessness at that time. Perhaps, people who have been knocked down once will not fall down so easily. I gave a wry smile in my heart.
It pains me to think of the disappointed eyes of the teacher, the hatred of my family, and the slight contempt of people around me.
I haven't completely got rid of my laziness. As the saying goes, "diligence can make up for it." If I can recite some history and politics every day before the exam, my score will not be so bad; You wouldn't lose so many points if you weren't impatient in the exam ... but if you could do it all over again, wouldn't there be so many assumptions?
Only grasping the present is a good opportunity to improve yourself.
How time flies! Day by day, the mid-term exam is finally over. We mainly studied rational numbers, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of rational numbers, addition and subtraction of algebra and algebra, and merger of algebra. Let me sum it up.
First, pay attention to the lecture in class and review it in time after class.
Because the acceptance of new knowledge and the cultivation of mathematical methods are carried out in the classroom, we should pay special attention to the efficiency of classroom learning and seek correct learning methods. Follow the teacher's ideas in class and compare your own problem-solving ideas with what the teacher said. In particular, we should master basic knowledge and skills to learn. When reviewing, first recall the knowledge points that the teacher said, then do various exercises, correctly master various formulas, and try not to recall by reviewing books.
Second, do more questions appropriately and develop good problem-solving habits.
Familiar with problem-solving ideas of various types of questions. At the beginning, we should start with the basic problems, take the exercises in the textbook as the standard, lay a good foundation repeatedly, and then find some extracurricular exercises to help broaden our thinking, improve our ability to analyze and solve problems, and master the general rules of solving problems.
Third, adjust the mentality and treat the exam correctly.
First of all, we should focus on reviewing basic knowledge, basic skills and basic methods, because most of the exams are basic topics, so we should think carefully and summarize them after finishing the questions. Adjust your mentality and calm yourself at any time. For some easy basic questions, you must be sure of 12; For some so-called problems, we should also find ways to get points and let our level play normally.
In my home, there is a lovely and exquisite diary hidden in an inconspicuous place. It recorded my dribs and drabs, which I cherish very much.
My diary is very strange. The hard paper cover outside is sky blue, and there is an apple villain's head in the middle. I was particularly impressed by the big silver letter "Diary of a Lazy Man" written below. Diary is colorful, beautiful as a rainbow and multifunctional. There are three note columns on each page, on which happy things can be recorded, and on which unhappy things can be recorded, one on each page. There is also a man cursed today in the lower right corner! There are some jokes and riddles in the last few pages, which are very delicate and lovely. If you want to hear the origin of the diary, I'll tell you!
That day, my mother and I went to the bookstore to buy English papers, and we happened to see them in the corner. It is so lovely and beautiful. I liked it so much that I begged my mother to buy this lovely diary. Finally she agreed to let me buy it.
What a great role a small diary has played! It is like a bosom tree, and I pour out my heart to it every day, such as teachers praising me, classmates quarreling and so on. It records my happiness, my happiness grows with me, and it is really my good friend.
This diary is my favorite book. Don't you think it's great?
Time always flies by in a hurry, and it's another blink of an eye. The mid-term exam is over. 99 points in English and 98 points in Chinese. Math 96. 5 points is the result of my mid-term exam and the result of my hard work these months.
Generally speaking, this exam is still ideal, and there are no common mistakes in the past, such as miscalculation, misreading and copying wrong questions, which makes me feel gratified. But I also found some problems through this exam. Many students in our class who don't usually get outstanding grades, no matter how many or how few scores they get, have made some progress in this midterm exam. There is a student who has made the greatest progress, and he actually got the first place in the class in Chinese. This also promoted me and inspired me to work harder. If you just stand still, no matter how good your grades are, you will eventually be surpassed by the latecomers.
In the current exam, apart from the basic content in the textbook, some questions are novel and skillful, but a slight change in the basic questions is enough to make students dumbfounded. In view of this situation, I want to buy some synchronous exercises next semester to increase my practice, make different understandings of various types of questions and write correct answers.
My achievements belong to the past, and I have to face more futures. There is reflection and summary after the exam, and I should pay more attention to preview and review. I just thought that the effect of previewing in advance was not very obvious. Now I think I'm not careful enough. For review, I will review where the teacher instructs me to review, but I will not review myself. Now, I'm a little ashamed of what I did in the past. Preview is to know the content in advance, so that teachers can understand and accept it more easily when giving lectures. Review is to consolidate knowledge and make it more solid. If you can preview and review carefully, it will be much easier to get good grades in the exam
An exam is an all-round test of yourself. In the next study and life, what I want to do is to make myself work harder and harder!
Keep a diary 9 Spring has come and everything has revived. Grass grew out of the soil and dyed the earth green. All kinds of flowers are in full bloom, including camellia, winter jasmine, apricot blossom and peach blossom. They all give off a faint fragrance.
The willows by the pond also sprouted. The swallow flew back from the south and built its new home. The spring rain woke up all the hibernating animals. The children and I all put on beautiful spring clothes and went to the park to fly kites. We are very happy.
Ah! Spring is so beautiful.
Where is spring, where is spring ~ In that child's eyes, where are the red flowers, where are the green grass, and the singing oriole ~ The story of spring is beautiful. What is the spring in your diary?
Today, I want to go out to play. When I closed the door, I found a biscuit in the corner. When I got home, I went to see the cookies again: "Yeah! Why are there so many ants here? " I shouted.
Hearing this, my mother quickly said, "Sweep out the cookies quickly, or there will be ants everywhere in the house." . I said, "Wait, let me observe first." I found a magnifying glass. I have a question: "Why do ants walk in a row?" I read a science book, which said that ants leave a pheromone when they leave, so that the ants behind them can take the same route. If we touch the ant's route with our hands or branches, it will interfere with the pheromone of the ant and make the ant lose its way and run around.
It seems that it is really necessary to observe the things around you while playing.
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