Ask some jokes about cars

How does the traffic police clean up a garrulous MM (new version)? He stopped her "POLO" at the intersection, saluted and asked her to show her driver's license. "Why is this?" She asked frankly in surprise. "You violated the traffic regulations." "Who told you that?" "I saw it myself. Show me your papers, I'm waiting. " "Do you think I don't have a driver's license?" "I don't think so." "But how can I give my certificate to a complete stranger?" "I am a traffic policeman, and I have the right to do so." "But how do I know you are a traffic policeman?" "Didn't you see the uniform I was wearing?" "Uniforms can explain? Uniforms can be faked. " "Well, this is my work certificate." "Ma Zhen, your name is Ma Zhen?" "no! My name is Feng Zhen! " "I can't make it clear ... the photo doesn't look like ..." "It's really me! It's just that my hair has grown, and now I'm a little fat. I think the person in the photo is more beautiful. You have finished reading it. Now you can show me your driver's license! Moreover, you see that there are many cars blocked in the back. " "But I'm still not sure who you are!" "I showed you my uniform certificate. What do you want? " "What you see is not necessarily credible! I remember 10 years ago, my friend Zhang Na met a soldier, also wearing a military uniform and a school official card ... (5 minutes later) Finally, Zhang Na was so interesting! So what you see is not necessarily true. " "yes! That makes sense! What you see is not necessarily true! So now ... (take out your pistol or electric baton, if not, take out your flashlight) I suspect your car is a thief car! Turn off the fire! Put your hands on your head! Climb out slowly! " "I ..." "Don't talk, don't touch! Or I'll treat you like a policeman! (Taking out the walkie-talkie at the same time) At the front desk, we found a car, which is suspected to be inconsistent with the owner's identity! The owner refused to cooperate with the inspection documents. Please call the nearby patrol police to support him as soon as possible. If the gangster is suspected of holding a gun, please call the Flying Tigers to support him! Please invite the trailer at the same time! " "Wait ..." "Please don't talk to me! I'm just a traffic policeman. Have something to say to Interpol! Don't move now! " "I'll show you my driver's license!" "good! And id cards! Take it out slowly with two fingers! " "I don't have an ID card." "Then take out your driver's license first." Li Jinmei ... Your name is Li Jinmei? """no! My name is Li Quanmei! ""I can't speak clearly ... and the photo doesn't look like ... ""It's really me! It's just that my hair is longer and fatter now. " "I think the people in the photo are more beautiful." "You're finished, all right!" "no! Because you don't have an ID card, I suspect that you are using someone else's driver's license! It may be your sister's or your sister's! Or forged, please wait for the police to come! They are currently investigating a case of forging a driver's license. " "But I think it's true!" "Then you wait and I'll check" (20 minutes later). . . . . . . "After verification, your driver's license is true! However, you just ran a red light and now there is a traffic jam. I have to deduct a copy of your driver's license and return it to you. But since there is no identity card, you can't determine your identity. I have informed the police station that they will arrive soon. " "By the way, I forgot to tell you that you will be poor with me in the future!" How does my sister make jokes about traffic police?

The traffic police stopped her "Otto" at the intersection, saluted and asked her to show her driver's license.

"Why is this?" She asked frankly in surprise.

"You violated the traffic regulations."

"Who told you that?"

"I saw it myself. Show me your papers, I'm waiting. "

"Do you think I don't have a driver's license?"

"I don't think so."

"But how can I give my certificate to a complete stranger?"

"I am a traffic policeman, and I have the right to do so."

"But how do I know you are a traffic policeman?"

"Didn't you see the uniform I was wearing?"

"Uniforms can explain? Uniforms can be forged. I remember 10 years ago, my friend Coco met a soldier ... "

"Please don't tell me a story, I'm waiting for your proof."

"This is not a story, this is the past. I just want to prove that uniforms are not always credible. "

"Well, I can show you my work permit."

"This ... well, let me see. hum

"But the picture doesn't look like you?"

"I don't know, maybe I didn't wear a hat."

"Really? Take off your hat and let me have a look. Also, stand up straight and don't frown. Yes, a little. Have you been taking pictures for a long time? "

"Seven years ago ..." "This can be seen. You looked very handsome then. "

"Well, please give me my certificate back."

"What's your hurry? Nothing will happen as long as the document is not forged. "

"But I won't be free. I am on duty. "

"Do you think I have a lot of free time? I'm going to the market soon, and I have to go to the seamstress, visit my sick aunt and call my husband ... "

"I beg you, give me my certificate back quickly! Look at how many cars are blocked behind you. "

"How can you blame me? You know, I didn't stop you, you stopped me. "

"Okay, okay, I was wrong. I only ask you to give me your certificate and drive away. "

"It is! Here's your file. Don't create traffic jams in the future. "