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Regular sentences for chatting with boys

1. Love is a song without a name, and there is no name left for you in this world.

2. It is said that medicine is poisonous in three parts. You are my medicine and my poison.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

4. Give you a magic trick. What makes you like you so much?

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

6. If you want to do a good job, you must ... kiss you first.

The night gave me black eyes, but I only used them to see you.

I wish I could meet you.

9. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

10. Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution.

1 1. Tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous. Be my boyfriend.

12. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

13. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

14. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

15. You are very busy. When are you free to marry me?

16. What's your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

17. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

18. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

19. You are in my heart when you are thin, and stuck in your heart when you are fat.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

2 1. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

22. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

23. You are so cute that I won't return the wind to my arms.

24. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

25. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever.

26. If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

27. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

28. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

29. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

30. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it is the day when I have you.

3 1. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

32. There are 100 sweet ways, eating sugar and cake, thinking of you 98 times! !

I like you without permission. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

34. I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.

35. My bed collapsed. Can I sleep at your house?

36. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

37. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?

38. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a Shaqima.

39. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

40. I don't like you very much if I have nothing to do.

4 1. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

42. It's getting colder and colder in the morning and evening recently, so you need to hide in your arms.

43. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

How long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.

45. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

Pick up hot chicks's daily chat sentences

1. Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you.

You were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.

You asked me if it was worth loving you. In fact, you should know that love is not worth asking.

You asked me how much I love you, which probably means that I fell in love with you a hundred times after meeting you one hundred times.

As long as I have what you want, I will give it to you. What are you doing outside? Stay with me.

6. You are Jiangdong that I can't give up, and I will be your hero.

7. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

8. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is the years spent with you.

9. Take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

10. Dear, I will leave my heart to you temporarily. When I forget you, I will never find my heart again.

1 1. If I hold your hand desperately, will you come with me without reservation?

12. With you around, how can I lust after the outside world!

13. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.

14. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.

15. If I had been born 20 years earlier, I would have picked you up and stolen you and raised you in a beautiful place.

16. I still like you, like when I was a child, I liked spicy strips and never looked at the date.

17. I have crossed bridges in many places, seen clouds many times and drunk many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person who is just right in age.

18. My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

19. I like you and I love you. It's none of your business.

I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight.

2 1. I may have missed your past, but I hope you won't miss my future.

22. I have been looking for shops recently. What store? Your phone.

23. Are you nearsighted, little brother? No wonder you can't see that I like you.

24. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before by your light.

25. Change your life with my three fireworks. The dust settles for you and overturns the prosperity of the world.

26. One day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.

27. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

28. As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

29. Only when I am with you can I not envy others.

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

3 1. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will be eager for love and be eligible for love.

32. Do you know what you look like now? Like what? Like the earth. Why? Because you are attractive to me.

33. If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? I don't know. What is this? It was because the bell rang (thought) that I stayed!

34. I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me.

The sentence of the chat routine of picking up girls

1. M: I have a girlfriend. Woman: Then she must be beautiful! Man: Why are you so narcissistic?

2. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

3. Do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!

4. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

Do you smell something burning? Don't! I love your heart is burning!

6. Is there anything you can't do? I won't leave you.

7. You are getting fat again, which is good. There is another circle where I can like you.

If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

9. Hey, can you smile? What are you laughing at? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!

10. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

1 1. Let's make a bet! Bet on what? You lose, be my boyfriend, I lose, be your girlfriend.

12. I asked you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.

13. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

14. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

15. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your pride.

16. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.

17. Did an earthquake just happen? No, then why did I see you? My heart was shocked.

18. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

19. I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend after breaking up with you. Why? Because you're my ex-girlfriend after the breakup.

20. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, it's you.

2 1. Do you feel heavy behind my back? Do you think the whole world is heavy?

22. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

23. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me.

24. Can you imitate a woodpecker? Think of my face as a tree.

25. Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.

26. What does the person you like look like? Go home and look at yourself in the mirror.

27. Do you care about me? Your heart is there. It's up to you whether it hurts or not.

28. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.

29. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

30. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.

3 1. Do you know? We are all out of line. How come? You are so beautiful. I'm too persistent.

Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

33. Do you know what kind of wine I like? What wine and your everlasting?

34. Do you know how to eat this dish best? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.

How many fingers are there in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? I love you too.

36. Which hurts you more, an iron stick or a wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.

Excuse me, classmate, how to do this problem? Sorry, I can't. Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something about it.

I have to buy you a compass in case you get used to getting lost.

I only want one thing from my boyfriend: you.

40. I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

4 1. May I kiss you? No, what did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

42. May I ask you the way? Where are you going? To your heart

I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!

44. I am lazy, so are you. Then I became diligent. To keep you lazy.

45. Will we all be hit by arrows? Cupid's arrow

46. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding reception.

47. Shall we learn to swim and fall in love together?

48. I missed a necessity. What is missing? you

49. I have put up with you for a long time. Gee, how can you put up with it all your life?

50. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

5 1. My blood sugar is very low. Please tell me something sweet.

52. I want to lose weight They are thinner than me. I like you, not them.

53. I want to steal your body temperature and hug someone.

54. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.

55. I want to change my look recently. What look? We can not live without you

56. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.

57. A family has three husbands, wives and sons. Husband and son go out to travel, which wives are left?

58. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?

59. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Waiting for you. ...

Easy-to-use chat routines with girls make you no longer afraid to chat with girls.

Many boys don't know what to do after adding the girl they love. So I used the most deadly chat method to check my account, and then it was a tragedy. In fact, the most important thing to chat with a girl is to make her the active party in the chat. These chat routines make you no longer afraid to chat with girls!

1. Create a topic according to your own preferences.

The hardest thing to find a chat topic is not knowing what kind of topic girls like. I also tried many topics that girls might be interested in, and they didn't go well.

Because girls are interested in topics, we don't understand them better than her. We can't name 20 cosmetic brands, and we don't know what the 12 constellation is. When we talk about it later, we will have the feeling of learning English when we study.

In fact, the important thing in chatting is not the topic, but the mood of chatting. So, no matter what you talk about, it's good to arouse her mood.

Step 2 Use more vague words

The point of this is that the other party agrees with what you said, from passive acceptance to active acceptance. We can borrow the * * * nature that everyone has. The more vague the words are, the greater the probability of hitting the girl's heart.

For example, you see that girls have a very rich circle of friends and many friends. You can say that I feel that you should have many friends around you, but not many people really know you.

It sounds so, but the girl just thinks it's in her heart. Because that's what people do. In other words, you see that girls' circle of friends is always fixed with those friends. You can say that I feel that you should be more demanding of your friends than demanding!

Of course, there must be times when you can't guess correctly, so at this time, you can use "I feel" and "I think" as a good way to resolve your mistakes.

3. Grasp the frequency of chatting

How to grasp the frequency of chatting with girls? There is no need to reply to every message about girls, but choose to reply after 40 minutes. I just finished a meeting. She will think you are a serious and reliable person.

Ask open-ended questions

If you want to keep the chat going, don't ask questions with only "yes" and "no" answers, so that she can become the dominant party by intervening in the topic. For example, you ask her if she wants to watch homecoming 3. If a girl doesn't like this kind of movie, she may just say that she doesn't want to go, and you also waste an invitation opportunity.

If you say there are any movies to see recently. What do you think of Reunion 3? This is a question about a girl's feelings, so there is a lot of room to answer.

If a girl recommends her favorite movies to you, you can also find out what kind of movies she likes, or you can invite girls to watch the same movies at the same time.

Have you learned these chat routines?