Give a joke idiom

Allusions and Interpretation: Once upon a time, there was a man named Zhang San who liked to be clever. He is very happy that he has accumulated three hundred and twenty pieces of silver, but he is also worried that so much money will be stolen by others and he doesn't know where it is safely stored. Carrying it with you is inconvenient and easy to be noticed by thieves; Put it in the drawer. I don't think it's appropriate. It's easy for people to sneak away. It's not convenient to put it anywhere anyway. Holding the silver, he thought hard for a long time, thought about it, and finally came up with a method he thought was the best. Zhang San took advantage of the night to dig a hole under the corner behind his house and quietly buried the silver. After the burial, he was still worried, for fear that others might suspect that the silver was buried here. On second thought, he finally came up with a way. He went back to the house and wrote seven big characters on a piece of white paper: "There is no silver here, 320". Then, go out and stick it on the wall beside the pit. He felt safe and went back to his room to sleep. Zhang Sanyi's fidgeting all day has long been noticed by neighbor Wang Er, and he was very surprised to hear the sound of digging a hole outside the house at night. Just when Zhang San went back to his room to sleep, Wang Er went to the back of the house. By moonlight, he saw a piece of paper stuck in the corner, which read "There is no silver here for 320" in seven big letters. Wang Er understood everything. He dug out the silver carefully before filling the hole. When Wang Er came home and saw the glistening silver in front of him, he was very happy, but he was afraid. He thought, what if Zhang San finds the money lost tomorrow and suspects it's me? So, he also had a brainwave. With his own cleverness, he picked up a pen and wrote seven big characters on the paper, "Wang Er next door never stole it" and posted it on the corner of the pit. Later, according to this folk story, people used the phrase "There is no silver here for three hundred and twenty, and Wang Er next door never stole it" as an idiom to describe his extreme cleverness and tried his best to cover up what he had done, but the result was even more obvious. Now this idiom has been simplified to "There is no silver here for 320". "There is no silver here, three hundred and twenty" originally meant that there is no silver here. Later, people used this idiom to describe what they wanted to hide, which was completely exposed because of stupidity.

2. Handan toddler

Allusions and explanations:

Legend has it that two thousand years ago, there was a teenager in Shouling, Yan State. If you don't know his last name, just call him Shouling Youth!

This young Shouling is not worried about food and clothing, and he is a medium-sized talent in appearance, but he lacks self-confidence. He often feels that he is nothing like others for no reason-good clothes, delicious food and elegant standing and sitting. He learns what he sees and loses what he learns. Although he has a new look, he still can't do one thing well. He doesn't know what he should look like.

His family advised him to change this problem, which he thought was because his family cared too much. Relatives and neighbors said he was a bear breaking a stick, but he didn't listen at all. Over time, he doubted whether he should walk like this, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that his walking posture was too stupid and ugly.

One day, he met several people talking and laughing on the road, only to hear someone say that the walking posture of Handan people is beautiful. As soon as he heard this, he had a heart attack and hurried forward to find out. Unexpectedly, the men saw him and walked away with a smile.

How beautiful is the walking posture of Handan people? He can't imagine. This has become his heart disease. Finally, one day, he went to Handan, a distant place, to learn to walk without telling his family.

When I arrived in Handan, I felt fresh and dazzling everywhere. Seeing children walking, he feels lively, beautiful and academic; Seeing the old man walking, he felt steady and learned; Watch women walk, sway and learn. In this way, after only half a month, he couldn't even walk, and his travel expenses were spent, so he had to climb back.

Later generations imitated others with the meaning and story metaphor of "learning to walk in Handan", but forgot their original skills.

Learn from others.

Frown.

Allusions and explanations:

In the spring and autumn period, there was a beautiful woman named. No matter how she gestures, looks and laughs, everything is lovely. Wearing light makeup and simple clothes. Everywhere she goes, many people "stare at her", and no one can but marvel at her beauty.

Shi suffers from heartburn. One day, her illness broke out again. She put her hand over her chest and frowned, revealing a charming female beauty. When she walked through the countryside, all the villagers opened their eyes.

There is an ugly girl named Dong Shi in the countryside. She looks ordinary and has no cultivation. She usually acts rudely and speaks loudly, but she dreams of becoming a beautiful woman all the time. Today she wears such clothes and combs her hair like that tomorrow, but still no one says she is beautiful.

On this day, she saw the stone frowning on her chest and won the favor of so many people, so when she went back, she also learned to look like a stone, frowning on her chest and walking around the village. I didn't know that ugly girl's affectation made her look even uglier. As a result, the rich in rural areas saw the ugly monster and immediately closed the door tightly; The poor people in the countryside saw the ugly girl coming and immediately took away their wives and children. People were heartbroken when they saw this grotesque ugly woman who imitated the stone and walked around the village. It's like seeing the plague.

Later generations used the metaphor of "what works in the East" to imitate at random, and the effect was extremely bad.