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Classic dialogue set of TV drama Wulin rumor lines (60 sentences)

Classic dialogue (I) 1. If you suffer some setbacks, you will feel sorry for yourself. Isn't it interesting to blame all the mistakes on others? Men are not bad, women don't love them, and the subtext is to blame each other for not seeing your goodness as blind as a bat. Toad wants to eat swan meat, so what? First of all, you are not a toad. Secondly, the person who doesn't appreciate you is not a swan.

2. Some people have wind in their blood and are destined to drift.

The sun is rising, and lazy people can't keep up.

4. Liu Bei's surname is Liu and A. How can they be family?

Love is a mixture of passion and tenderness, and it is a feeling beyond reason.

6. There is a saying that you can't live if you do your own evil. ?

7. Compared with inner happiness, fame and fortune are nothing.

8. Don't steam steamed bread, but this is the ambition of hard work, not petty. Life has a lot of friction, a little more tolerance, a little more tolerance, and it's not over yet.

9. Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.

10. Hunger is wrong. Hunger is wrong from the beginning ~ you shouldn't get married if you are hungry. You can't die if you don't marry a hungry husband. Hungry husband won't die, and you won't fall into this sad place.

1 1. If you can't learn, no one will laugh at you. Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice. You talk big, you talk big, you can't do anything. After a long time, who will trust you to promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself?

12. What's mine is mine, and I won't take it if it's not mine.

13. Never mind, I remember your beautiful appearance, and I will imagine it.

14. Since I met you at Tongfu Inn, it's like spring breeze blowing into my heart. I want to tell you gently, don't forget me.

15. Is the prince a monkey?

16. Can a big mouth have a big name?

17. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom; Standing in hell to see heaven, who are you working for?

18. Am I not a sissy?

19. I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. But I'd rather wait and do nothing. I don't want to erase the only good impression I left.

20. Uncle Ge from Xilianghe is really nice.

I also accidentally got on the thief boat. Over the years, I have never complained about the government or the society. If you have a lot, please share it with me.

22. Mom, this may affect your career.

23. Either you didn't say yes. Now that you have promised, you must do it well. You can't break your word.

24. No matter how hard and tired you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

25. What is a thief? It's all nonsense. A thief is a thief.

26. Ruthless, shameless and unreasonable.

27. No matter how beautiful the illusion is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present, it is true.

28. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment.

29. Twenty years passed quickly.

30. As long as a person has this healthy spirit, even without martial arts, he can still stand in the world.

3 1. Zia, please take me away.

32. You can hit me and scold me if everyone says or does something wrong, but you can't ignore me.

33. I am a guilty person, and I will never turn over. I deserve to be scared myself, but if I drag others down, it's a crime.

34. I am a guest at the end of my life. I don't laugh at my body.

35. I haven't paid back the whole 100 thousand taels of silver! And that square sword!

36. Others have their strengths, and you have your weaknesses!

37. Even without those ifs, my life is full and happy. There are many disappointments in life. If you are unhappy, I hope you will never be happy from the beginning. No matter how beautiful the fantasy is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight.

38. Brothers are centipedes' hands and feet, and wives are winter clothes!

39. Young life is not for sulking. A bright future depends on both hands to create! ?

40. Real men are aboveboard, do not drag their feet, and dare to take responsibility.

Classic Dialogue (Part III) 4 1. Don't you also have a crush on the child shopkeeper?

42. When two people are together, they may quarrel, but when they wake up, they make up again as if nothing had happened. Maybe you will encounter some difficulties, but don't panic, because you know in your heart that there is someone around you who will always accompany you until the end of time.

43. If you are happy, I am happy. When I am sad, I don't want you to be sad with me.

44. Oh, my God!

45. The feeling is only a moment, but it lasts a lifetime.

46. In recent years, Russia has never blamed the government or society!

47. Winning doesn't mean happiness. What I fear most is her regret. If one day, she gets married and has children, and she sees the only thrill, what should I do? What should I do? Should I tie her up, tie her up, or poke her with a finger?

48. There are too many firsts in one's life. If you always indulge in this, you will never look forward and never remember the past. I think the first time is precious, but the most precious thing for you is the time and energy wasted for the first time.

49. Courage is not the same thing at all.

50. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom; Now standing in hell to see heaven, who are you working for?

5 1. Let your blood boil with me, and use your youth to light the street lamp of life. The future is very long, even individuals will be confused, and it doesn't matter if they fall down.

52. This is the voice of a catcher.

53. Tong Xiangyu: If a person makes you grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him; If a person moves you, you will be willing to give yourself to him.

54. What you get is what you lose, and what you get is what you get. ?

55. Making up a lie needs to be covered up with countless lies.

56. What about you, Lao Bangcai? Lao bangcai.

57. "People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

58. It's fate to visit the church, but it's impossible to live far apart.

59. If life is just an accidental encounter, then death is the inevitable killer.

I know it's difficult, but we can't stop doing it just because it's difficult. Why? Because there is no word "difficult" in my dictionary!

Sixty funny lines in the TV series rumored by Wulin

Funny lines in the legendary martial arts TV series 1 Very very special!

2. My fiery biceps!

Sit down. It's none of your business. Look at you, bitch.

4. Brothers are centipede's hands and feet, and wives are winter clothes!

There is a saying that you can't live if you do your own evil. ?

6. Forgetting is not the best way to solve heartache. Not everyone has this experience. Now that you have it, you should cherish it.

7. Go home to your mother!

8. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom; Now standing in hell to see heaven, who are you working for?

9. The proprietress is puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike. ING: I usually eat when I'm not hungry, but now I'm not hungry if I don't eat for two days?

10. As long as a person has this healthy spirit, even without martial arts, he can still be invincible.

1 1. Knowing what you want to do is half the battle.

12. Emotion is very fragile. If you don't take good care of it, it will go bad easily. ?

13. Where people are, rivers and lakes are there.

14. How to break, how to break, how to break.

15. What are you afraid of? Master Lu with great magical powers pokes here. Will it fall into the abyss of evil?

16. Social order is out of order and social atmosphere is corrupt. The trust between people is gone in an instant! If these are the so-called justice, I would rather not have this stolen justice. ?

17. Being a man with tail between his legs is called chivalry.

18. Part I: Opposing domestic violence Part II: Calling for social love: Don't talk to strangers.

19. Beckham: I am the head of the team! Shopkeeper: It's not good to palm the window! Beckham: You are the one with the sore.

20. When I say self-improvement, I don't mean conceit.

Funny lines in Wulin TV series 2 1. This is the voice of a leader.

22. Which do you choose, the ugly truth or the beautiful lie?

23. In the sowing season, I strayed into someone else's garden, thinking that I had harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest death.

24. I have served you, respected you and worshipped you in my heart.

25. A person's life is very short, such as flying, but this mood is very long, such as mountains and rivers.

Even without those ifs, my life is full and happy. There are many disappointments in life. If you are unhappy, I hope you will never be happy from the beginning. No matter how beautiful the fantasy is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight.

27. Oh, my God! Can't I change what she likes about me?

28. In fact, the beginning of every sincere love is due to a momentary impulse.

29. There are many difficulties in life. If you were unhappy, I hope that if you were unhappy at first, you will never be happy.

In fact, if you really like someone and she is not taken, you don't have to give up.

3 1. Hand over stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.

32. Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.

There are too many disappointments in this world, but your life will go on. The sun still rises every day, and hope will always be planted in your heart.

34. No knife in hand, but a knife in heart.

35. Life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good.

36. No matter how beautiful the illusion is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present, it is true.

37. If you are happy, I am happy. When I am sad, I don't want you to be sad with me.

38. Guo Furong, I like you better than the sum of Confucius, Mencius and Laozi.

39. There are many disappointments in life. If you are unhappy, you should hope that you will never be happy in the first place. No matter how beautiful the fairyland is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present and it will be true. Never point his golden cup at the moon! Cheers. Nice to meet you.

40. I haven't paid back the whole 100 thousand taels of silver! And that square sword!

Funny lines in Wulin TV series III 4 1. It is normal for young couples to quarrel, but how to end the quarrel is a science!

42. No feeling means no feeling, or no feeling!

43. The question is your "if", where is this "if", manned. We always talk about fate. What is fate? God gave you a chance, and this is fate. You took advantage of this opportunity. This is the organization. Both conditions are indispensable. God didn't give you a chance, but you got a chance with your hypothesis. What is this?

44. Humanity is the first light between heaven and earth, and it is a constant word to awaken the world.

45. Life is short. It's fleeting But this kind of mood is very long, like mountains and rivers, endless. I can always find a way, but I really miss her.

46. Don't steam steamed bread, but this is the ambition of hard work, not the resentment of petty people. There are many frictions in life, and a little more tolerance and forbearance will not end.

47. Seeing your stupidity, I want to be savage.

48. I haven't stolen a saint for many years.

49. Huashan is close to the door. Turn left and hit a donkey.

You must choose between suffering and fatigue. You may not see the pain of others.

5 1. To be honest, I don't know why, but the fact is that I don't want to avoid it any more. Guo Furong, I like you better than Confucius, Laozi, Mencius and Zhuangzi put together.

52. Some people have wind in their blood and are destined to wander by nature.

No matter how hard my life is, I have never blamed the government or the society.

54. What you get is what you lose, and what you get is what you get. ?

55. Conspiracy is the enemy of love.

56. I don't know, it's too late to regret it. Since we have chosen this road, we will never go back, whether it is God's will or man-made.

57. It's better not to know.

58. Although life here is dull, it is not boring. Although trivial, it is not monotonous!

59. Mo Xiaobei: Never point his golden cup at the moon! Raise your glass. Nice to meet someone.

60. It's fate to visit the church, but it's impossible to live far apart.

A collection of interesting stories in Wulin (60 sentences)

Funny lines from Wulin: 1. Bring up the treasure of our Huashan Sect.

2. Friend, long time no see. Where have you been?

Actually, I'm not happy here.

4. Rare works are fun, but it has been a long time! Patience is gone, a person's patience is so much, and there is still a lifetime, save it.

You must choose between suffering and tiredness. You may not see the pain of others.

6. Forgetting is not the best way to solve heartache. Not everyone has this experience. Now that you have it, you should cherish it.

7. When the years go by and you come to the end of your life, you can't take anything away except that beautiful and warm memory.

8. Because, if you win, you still want to win, and if you lose, you want to make a comeback. Once you win, you can't control anything. As long as you get on the gambling table, no matter the level of gambling or the size of your family, no one will stop until you lose everything. So, if you gamble for a long time, you lose.

9. If someone makes me grateful, I am willing to give my life to him. If someone moves me, I am willing to give myself to him.

10. Qian Furen, did we bring these bedding?

1 1. Please, just let the audience understand. Really, I already understand.

12. Life is so short that I don't want to shine like the sun. At least I should be a torch to guide lost travelers!

13. rumors must have evidence. If there is evidence, it is still called rumor.

14. We always talk about fate. What is fate? God gave you a chance, and this is fate! You took advantage of this opportunity, and this is a copy! Two conditions are indispensable!

15. Are you leaving?

16. Jianghu is always deeper than you think.

17. I went out to work. I don't care about money. What do I care?

18. I said self-improvement, not conceit.

19. In recent years, Russia has never blamed the government or the society!

20. No matter how beautiful the dream is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight. Never point his golden cup at the moon! Someone is toasting.

The second funny line of Wulin Legend 2 1. It is fate to pay homage at home, and it is impossible to live far apart.

22. No matter how hard life is, I have never blamed the government or the society.

23. This person has died of poverty (Guo), gouged out (child shopkeeper), died of acid (scholar) and died of support (big mouth). Do you think that if I let the ugliness die and spread it, I won't laugh people to death?

24. There are many difficulties in life. If you were unhappy, I hope that if you were unhappy at first, you will never be happy.

25. I have served you, respected you and worshipped you in my heart.

26. Catching thieves is sometimes as simple as that.

27. I am a guilty person and I will never turn over. I deserve to be scared myself, but if I drag others down, it's a crime.

28. Since I met you at Tongfu Inn, it's like spring breeze blowing into my heart. I want to tell you gently, don't forget me.

29. My novel can't have much value or special significance, let alone be immortal. But at least I can have fun, and most importantly, I know what I should do. What is fame and fortune compared with inner happiness and enrichment?

Whether you are happy or not has nothing to do with how much money you have.

3 1. Braised pork every day makes my daughter red. This is not a human life. This is God's life.

32. Laobai: Where's your knife? Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart. Lao Bai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart. Punishment at the head, lost. Protest: Didn't you say that you don't have a knife in your hand and a knife in your heart? Laobai: Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!

33. You adults don't remember villains. The prime minister can punt in his stomach. When the moon sets in first frost, both husband and wife return home.

34. Social order is out of order and social atmosphere is corrupt. The trust between people is gone in an instant! If these are the so-called justice, I would rather not have this stolen justice. ?

35. There are countless possibilities for future life. Is it necessary to think about everything from the beginning and then carry out the construction according to the drawings?

Hunger is wrong. Hunger is wrong from the beginning ~ you shouldn't get married if you are hungry. You can't die if you don't marry a hungry husband. If you were hungry, you wouldn't fall into this sad place.

I don't want to be a loser. I just want to stay like this, stay like this, and never be apart from you.

38. I am a guest at the end of my life. I don't laugh at my body.

People want to be rich when they are alive, healthy when they are sick, and happy when they are lonely. It is because of their thoughts that people have the courage to live.

40. Grandpa Ge from Xilianghe is really nice.

Funny lines in the third part of Wulin Legend 4 1. Everyone's life is in their own hands. As the saying goes, if you are young and don't work hard, your boss will be sad. If you say tomorrow, you will know how much you said. Do more wrong things and you will die. There must be something for you!

42. What is the fragrance of flowers? Because of me. Why is the grass green? It's also because of me. Why does fart stink? Because it's old and white.

43. Small gambling and big gambling hurt your health. I think gambling is gambling. No size. The winner still wants to win, and the loser wants to make a comeback. Once gambling rises, you can't care about anything. As long as you are at the gambling table, no matter how high or low the stakes are, no one will stop if you don't play, so you will lose if you gamble for a long time.

44. Come with me. Look at the moon. This is my most precious and cleanest thing. It's all yours.

45. Although life here is dull, it is not boring. Although trivial, it is not monotonous!

46. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? Say if you have difficulties, and say if you don't have difficulties ~! ~!

47. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and looking at heaven, who are you busy for and who are you working for?

48. I am the master's body.

49. Don't take chances, you will lose if you gamble for a long time.

50. Winning doesn't mean happiness. What I fear most is her regret. If one day, she gets married and has children, and she sees the only thrill, what should I do? What should I do? Should I tie her up, tie her up, or poke her with a finger?

5 1. Tong Xiangyu: No matter how beautiful the dreamland is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight.

52. Love is a mixture of passion and tenderness, and it is an emotion beyond reason.

53. Where am I from? Where did you die? Why should I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me or did I choose the world? Is there a necessary connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a time limit? Where did the past time disappear? Where will the future stop? Is the question I mentioned at the moment still the question you just heard? Who killed me, and who did I kill?

54. Brother Zui, I have stolen something, and I feel it is not clean.

55. Life cannot be decided by an argument.

56. A dutiful son is born under a stick.

57. This is the voice of a catcher.

58. "People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

59. Oh, my God! Can't I change what she likes about me?

I dare not escape, not because I am timid, but because I have enough courage and determination to face my mistakes.

Classic lines in the Legend of Wulin, with universal dialogue (60 sentences)

The classic line in Wulin legend is dialogue 1 1. No matter how beautiful the illusion is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight.

Help me take care of my brother's daughter-in-law's sister-in-law!

Your moon cakes are really unique in the world of moon cakes, but they are everywhere in the world of steamed bread!

Go your own way and let them take a taxi. .

5. Brother Zui, I have stolen something, and I feel it is not clean.

6. Conspiracy is the enemy of feelings. You have been jumping up and down these days. You are very busy. Compare later, and don't compare later. You have to change it for a while, and then you have to change it back. Aren't you tired? The people you love are aboveboard. What's the point of this intrigue?

7. If a person makes me grateful, I can give my life to him. If a person touches me, I will give myself to him.

8. Social order is out of order and social atmosphere is corrupt. The trust between people is gone in an instant! If these are the so-called justice, I would rather not have this stolen justice. ?

9. I am the master's body.

10. My uncle is a magistrate of a county. If you have a problem with me, you have a problem with my uncle. If you have a problem with my uncle, you have a problem with the court. Everybody keep a low profile! Avoid being conspicuous

1 1. Xiao Guo, how about marrying me?

12. Don't forget if you can't forget! What a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.

13. When the years pass and you come to the end of your life, you can't take anything away except that beautiful and warm memory.

14. Seeing your stupidity, I want to be barbaric.

15. Dear guests, please accept my most sincere wishes.

16. There are many difficulties in life. If you are unhappy, I hope that if you are, you will never be happy.

17. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

18. Do things with your hands, not your mouth.

19. Don't take chances, you will lose if you gamble for a long time.

I haven't stolen a saint for many years.

A person's life is so short, I don't want to shine like the sun, at least I should be a torch to guide lost travelers!

22. If you can't report truthfully with your conscience and tell the reader the truth, you will be ashamed of this pen in your hand. ?

23. Can you serve the steamed bread quickly?

24. Can you have a big mouth and a big mouth?

25. The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy! This is not good, not good!

26. If you suffer some setbacks, you will feel sorry for yourself. Isn't it interesting to blame all the mistakes on others? Men are not bad, women don't love them, and the subtext is to blame each other for not seeing your goodness as blind as a bat. Toad wants to eat swan meat, so what? First of all, you are not a toad. Secondly, the person who doesn't appreciate you is not a swan.

27. Tong Xiangyu: If a person makes you grateful, you will be willing to give your life to him; If a person moves you, you will be willing to give yourself to him.

28. Sleep on a mat in hot weather and wear a coat in cold weather.

You don't have to make a hullabaloo about before you act.

30. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom; Now standing in hell to see heaven, who are you working for?

3 1. Boldness is not the same thing at all.

32. Part I: Opposing domestic violence Part II: Calling for social love: Don't talk to strangers.

33. I am a guilty person, and I will never turn over. I deserve to be scared myself, but if I drag others down, it's a crime.

34. You can hit me and scold me if everyone says or does something wrong, but you can't ignore me.

35. Rumors must have evidence, and evidence is still called rumors.

36. People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife.

37. Landing on the surface of Mars and starting a new life.

38. Life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good.

39. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment.

40. Go home to your mother!

Guo Furong, I like you better than the sum of Confucius, Mencius and Laozi.

42. Your brain is either not big or moldy!

43. A dutiful son is born under a stick.

44. We always talk about fate. What is fate? God gave you a chance, and this is fate! You took advantage of this opportunity, and this is a copy! Two conditions are indispensable!

45. Oh, my God!

46. What else do you want to type?

47. Wowotou is in his hand, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish.

48. What kind of love, men and women, is unhealthy.

49. Mom, it may affect your career!

50. Very, very slim.

5 1. Who killed me, and who did I kill?

52. Some people have wind in their blood and are destined to wander by nature.

I dare not escape, not because I am timid, but because I have enough courage and determination to face my mistakes.

54. Please, just let the audience understand. Really, I already understand.

Since we have decided to share weal and woe, we should not break our word.

56. If there is no impulse in your heart, there is no desire to be together. There will be no future life. When two people decide to be together, they have determination and confidence. There are countless possibilities for future life. Is it necessary to think about everything from the beginning and then carry out the construction according to the drawings?

57. As long as a person has this healthy spirit, even without martial arts, he can still stand in the world.

58. I hit you. There is no sister in the world who doesn't beat her. I hate you, not because you hit me, scold me or bully me. What I hate is that anyone in this world can treat me badly, except you, because you are my sister!

59. When I say self-improvement, I don't mean conceit.

60. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Who are you happy for standing in hell and watching heaven?