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Searle's novel Searle alienates two-faced people.
Xiao Yun's disaster (4)
"Old. . . Teacher. . . . . . "Violet rushed into my studio and tripped over Lily, NaGi Lu and Gogl.
"What are you doing? . . . . . "I picked up the papers that fell to the ground.
"You go and have a look! ! ETXR——3570 document may not be available. " Xiao Zi got up from the ground.
"That's100000 what commission! ! "I walked to the front of the monitor and saw a group of elves from the flight department.
"What should I do? Teacher. "
"This is really a headache. . . . . . It's that guy from Butterfly Feather Xuan again. . . . . "
"Who is Butterfly Feather Xuan?"
"Anti-separatist leader, very bad guy. . . . . I think this guy took the lead in making the right decision when alienation prevailed for a while. How many dissidents have been forced to death by her. . . . Alas. . . . . . "
"Can the teacher hit her?"
"reluctantly. . . . . She is always in the way. . . . Because of her, I lost nearly tens of thousands of Ter beans. "
"There is a Tias! ! . . . . . "
"That's her subordinate, a very powerful elf."
"Why does the teacher know about her?"
"I used to be good friends with her, but since I had an elf, she has changed and we parted ways."
"well. . . . . . . "Violet leaned forward and walked to the elf warehouse.
"Butterfly feather porch. . . . . . Still chasing new people. . . . . . This is not your character. . . "I looked at the big screen and talked to myself while picking up a crystal pendant in the shape of a skull.
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"Captain Roger, the leader of the anti-secession organization, Butterfly Feather Xuan, went to the sky of Xiao Yun Star." Nancy came in.
"Didn't you tell him to stop going out casually and get on the spaceship without our permission?" Captain Roger stood up and looked at the vast universe behind him.
"@ Spirit Captain told her that as for today's situation. . . . . . . . . "
"Nancy, closely monitor her every move! ! "
"yes! Captain. "
Nancy just walked to the corner and tripped over Michelle. . . . . . . . . .
"Snowmeal! ! Will you accept your prank? "
"(* _ _ *) Hee hee ... Any other tasks?"
"well. . . . But it seems difficult. . . . . "Nancy stood up.
"It must be an anti-secessionist organization. Her Tias are really dangerous. Even my brother is still weighing. " Michelle sat down.
"Yes, I will do something. I can't embarrass the captain. "
"Come on, you that an elf tube family hierarchy. . . . . "Michelle made a face.
"。 . . . . . . . Your personality is really different from other people in Geras. I will go to xia and ask him why he gave me this defective product. 。"
"You. . . . You are defective! ! Hey! Come back. " Michelle followed Lanxi out of the corridor.
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"Diaz! How many newcomers are there this time? " Butterfly feather porch with a lollipop, asked impatiently.
"It is estimated that there are five thousand people, there may be veterans, butterfly feather hin's adult. . . . . . "
"ETXR——3570 file makes these guys crazy. . . . . What secret will it be? "
"Master Butterfly Feather Xuan, did you kill all those new people?" Thias made a gesture of suicide.
"What do you say? Thias. . . . . . . . "
"Subordinate clear. . . . . . . . "
"Step down, I want to be alone for a while. By the way, tell the Baloca team not to let go of any gap, and find out those who are desperately alienated from each other! ! "
"That. . . . Where is the dragon? Don't you need to arrange tasks for him? "
"Step down! ! "
"yes! Butterfly feather Xuan master. . . . . . . . . "Thias swooped down.
"Xia, let's fight it out today. I want to show you the incompetence of those who alienate each other." Butterfly feather Xuan looked at the feather crystal pendant around her neck.
The sky is overcast, and it's already twelve o'clock. Butterfly feather Xuan's team all hid, waiting for the arrival of the alienation. . . . . .
"Little purple! Hurry up, we don't have time, it's already twelve o'clock. "
"come on! ! "Purple grabbed the capsule on the table and followed.
I rode Luo Xiao, she rode Parker, and we flew to the clouds and stars together. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Butterfly feather xuan's adult, those newcomers are here, completely under our control! ! "Diaz flew to Butterfly Feather Pavilion.
"I know. . . . . . . "Butterfly feather porch and took a lollipop.
"To attack? Butterfly feather Xuan master. . . . . . . . . . "
"no! Today's protagonist is not present yet. . . . . "
"Is it your old rival?"
"Yes, today, we want to make an end. . . . . . . . "
At this moment, Xiao Zi and I rushed to the Xiao Yun Star and shouted to those who were estranged from each other, "Let's go! ! There is an ambush in Butterfly Feather House! ! Don't believe me, look! ! "
I made Sisalula furious, and Baloca, who was hiding in the air, was electrocuted. . . . .
"There is an ambush! ! Everybody run! "
"It's the anti-alienation organization! ! Continuous! ! Come with me. . . . . . "
Clouds and stars suddenly became a mess, and the new people gradually retreated. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"What a dare! ! I can't believe I took all the prey of adults in Butterfly Feather Pavilion! ! "Diaz flew towards me, but was stopped by Butterfly Feather Xuan.
"Diaz! ! Why do you treat your guests like this? . . Be polite. "
"Butterfly feather porch, long time no see. . . . . . "I changed a piece of gum.
"Are you still sticking to the road of alienating others? Chen Xia. . . . . . "
"Call me dead, god in the summer. . . . . . . . . "
"Still behave like a god of death? . . . . Arrogant guy. . . . . "
"Not arrogant. . . . . . It is strength. "
"Chen Xia elder sister, you also please go! ! "Then a dissimilator came running to me and said.
"You go first, I'm fine. . . . . . . . "
"Then cut the crap and go to war! ! "
"This really don't have to worry about. . . . . . . Sisalula! ! Raytheon! "
At this time, under the clouds and stars. . . . . . . . . . .
"Look! It's Sister Xia! ! "
"She is helping us to delay the time, everyone hurry up! ! "
"Be sure to let the newcomers all withdraw. . . . . . Siissala, hold on! ! "I said secretly in my mind.
"Kouga sharks! ! The tooth of ice! ! "Petty bourgeoisie has also changed its former freedom and become serious.
"Hum, you brought such a weak assistant?"
"Don't look down on the child. . . . Die Yuxuan, she will do great things. "
"But now it is very weak! ! Tias! Lighty! "
"Conspiracy. . . . Sisalula. "
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"hit! Captain Roger! " Michelle lies in front of the monitor.
"What should I do? Captain? " Lan @ Ling asked.
"What can I do? What is your intention? " Captain Roger sighed.
"Can only sit still. . . . . . . "Su Li whispered.
"It seems that can only be the case. . . . . . . . . . . "Captain Roger said.
Lanxi said nothing and left silently.
"Where are you going? Lanxi! ! "Michelle followed him.
"Hum, in summer, your ability has dropped a lot! After only a few rounds, your main force has passed. . . . . "Butterfly feather hin said with a sarcastic tone.
"Shit, it's just beginning!"
"Parker team! Semi-floating team! Give it to me! " Butterfly feather Xuan shouted, the words sound just fell and flocks of Parker and Hal appeared floating.
"This. . . . What quantity is this? ,,, "Xiao Zi was shocked.
"Violet, what is the evacuation situation?"
"Almost finished! Teacher! Let's go too! "
"Well, Luo Xiao! ! "Luo Xiao flew over and took us away.
"Go so easy? Tias! ! Stop them! "
"Sisalula, can you hold on?" I asked Sisalula.
"Cough. . Cough. . All right! I can use Raytheon again! "
"Good, go and stall them!"
Sisalula tried her best to strike a fatal blow, and a large number of people were injured in Dieyuxuan.
"I can't, teacher, so everyone will be killed! ! "Little purple said anxiously.
"Damn it. . . . . . What should I do? "
"Let me go! ! "Ding Ding said.
"Tintin? ! Are you crazy? " Xiao Zi said.
"I have an idea, Xia Xia. Let me try, will you? "
"well. . . . . . . . . "
"Please! ! "Tintin's eyes make me uneasy.
"Now, only in this way. . . . . "I bullet said.
"Tintin. . . . . . . "Violet's tears swirled in her eyes.
"Let me evolve, will you?"
"Well, this 50,000 experience is for you."
Tintin evolved into a magical flower fairy. . . . . . . . . . .
"You don't go. . . . . The magical flower fairy. . . . "Violet finally burst into tears.
"Little purple is best for me. Everyone is kind to me, too. All of those men are friends of mine. How can I watch you get hurt? If my departure can bring you a new life, what can I give up? Since Xiaozi rescued me from those Xuan Bing animals, I swore that I would rather die than let my good friend have an accident. " The magic flower fairy took off the pale green crystal pendant around her neck and put it around Xiaozi's neck.
"Magic flower fairy. . . . . . . . . "Bubu whispered something.
"Have you really decided?" Ah Yue asked.
"well. . . . I like being with everyone. Goodbye. " The magic flower fairy has tears in her eyes. She laughed and jumped off Luo Xiao's back. . . . . . .
"Magic flower fairy! ! I don't want you to go! ! You come back! ! "Violet cried to leave, but I caught her.
"Little purple! ! Calm down! ! We can't let her die in vain! Go! " I patted Luo Xiao and he was crying, too.
The magic flower fairy rushed to the million-dollar flying army and began to absorb the energy of light. . . . . . . . . . . .
The elves are getting closer. . . . . . . . . .
"Diaz! Come on! Don't let them get away! " Butterfly feather porch shouted sitting on Dias' back.
"Energy is about to reach the limit. . . . . . Goodbye, Violet, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Good-bye. Everyone. . . "After the last tear on the magic flower fairy's face falls. She shouted: "Energy release! ! "
Great light energy was released, and Xiao Yun star was washed away in an instant. . . . . . . . . . .
"Magic flower fairy! ! ! ! ! "Violet's crying tore my heart out, which made me particularly uncomfortable.
The huge shock wave washed us into the sub-dimensional space. . . . . . . . . . . .
"Is it over?" Captain Roger stood in front of the monitor.
"It's all over. . . . . . . . . . "Lan @ Ling said.
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"I'm not dead? Where is this? " The magic flower fairy sat up from the ground and looked at the scene around her.
"You're awake." A voice came from behind her.
"Who are you?" The magical flower fairy stood up in fear. At this time, she felt a dull pain in her left leg.
"Hey hey, is that how you talk to your rescuer?" A little beetle-like elf said. The magic flower fairy paused.
"Xiaoqiang! Can you talk to the guests in this tone? " At this time, an elf wrapped in electricity appeared.
"Excuse me, are you? . . . . . . "
"My name is ray. You can call me ray. "
"ray. . . Ray. . . . . . "The magic flower fairy opened her eyes wide and looked at the elf in front of her.
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Space Station Encounters Old Enemy (3)
"Little purple! ! Slow down! ! I feel uncomfortable in this dress! ! "I'm wearing a parent-child suit that electrocuted the rabbit and followed Xiao Zi.
"。 . . . . Teacher, please bear it. Well, I didn't move. "Xiaozi stuffed a piece of chocolate into his mouth.
"。 . . . . (Really speechless) OK, but go back as soon as you buy the sugar! ! I can't hold on for another second! !" I want to freak out.
"That's not there is a second? . . "Little purple said with a smile.
"You! ! . . . . . "I'm angry, but I'm still keeping a low profile because. . . . My reward is 300 thousand.
Fortunately, the road is not too long. We bought sugar and just wanted to leave when a group of people rushed over, led by a man with Geras. I know him. He is Lanxi, and he is the captain of Team Four and Team Two of Self-Vanguard.
"Captain Roger ordered! ! In order to prevent separatists or pirates who worked for pirates in the Elf King Competition from taking this opportunity to invade, we especially ask everyone to be vigilant and report suspicious people to the windsurfer or Captain Roger in time. You got it? Pay special attention to, is that more than 300000 bounty "Lanxi read the order, and the players left.
"teacher! ! You are a celebrity! ! "Violet looked at me.
"Low key, low key. . . . . "I'm a little unsure.
"By the way, teacher. Let me ask you a question. " Violet turned and asked me.
"Go ahead." I fiddled with shoes that didn't fit me.
"Your picture book says there are 24 elves, but I only counted 23. Where is that one? "
"well. . . . . . . Oh, dear! ! What are you worried about, my elf? "
"well. . . . . . . Bullying children, "Xiao Zi pursed his mouth.
"all right! ! Can we go now? " I asked Xiao Zi.
"No, I've made up my mind, I want to take part in the Elf King Competition! ! "She pretended to be a policeman.
"Come on, you! ! "I hit her on the head. The noise of the metal collision was so loud that people were onlookers. . . . . .
"Little sister, can you compare with me with your electric rabbit?" People in the ring said.
"well. . . . . . Ok! " The boy nodded in agreement.
"Little purple! ! You want my life! ! "I glared at her.
"well. . . . Do you want to fight, or do you want me to change sugar? " Violet looked at me with a wry smile.
"。 . . . . . Let's fight. Better than changing sugar. 。" I'm going crazy.
"That you listen to me when I play, be sure to listen to me, don't relax! ! "Violet looked at me seriously and said.
"All right. . . Who made me unlucky to be an apprentice like you? " I am very helpless.
Standing in the ring, it is a Barros.
"Electric shock rabbit, charge!" Xiao Zi shouted.
"I can't charge anything." I am in a hurry.
"Do you always eat gum? Just pretend. " Violet, look at me
"O _ _ O" ... "I changed a piece of gum.
"Barros! ! Grab the steel! ! "The man shouted.
"Get out of here! ! "violette immediately gave the order.
After all, I am not a slow-witted elf, and I easily escaped a blow.
"Teacher, you can stick gum on the ground when you are moving!" Xiao Zi whispered to me.
I nodded my head. Violet went on to say, "shock the rabbit! Lightning Shi Huo! ! "
I ran around there like a monkey, throwing gum everywhere. . . ) Na Ba Ruth is really stuck.
"Give the impact! ! "Violet shouted.
I hit Barros on the head and he fell to the ground.
"Yes! ! Won! ! "Violet is very happy, but I am very sad. I just bumped into it and felt a bag on my head.
Then a man came over and said to Xiao Zi: Congratulations! You've beaten the man who has kept 100 winning streak, and now you can take part in the ultimate competition.
That man, I also know, is Lan Ling, the captain of Team One.
"I fell into a den of thieves today. . "I muttered in a low voice.
"Really? What are the benefits of winning? " Xiao Zi is very interested.
"prizes? . . . This is 50000 Thayer beans. " Lanling looked at Xiao Zi with a smile.
I want to go! ! "Violet screamed excitedly.
"Ah! ! I'm not going! ! "I said, tugging at Xiao Zi's skirt.
"Your electric rabbit has been to Elf College, right?" Lan @ Ling asked Xiao Zi.
"Well, he is a good student! ! "Violet patted me on the head and said.
"Go to the competition! ! It's getting late. " Just after Lan Ling finished playing, Xiao Zi picked me up and ran to the stadium.
I feel that the end of the world is coming. On the field, there are all kinds of elves, such as crystal duck, Tachilaton, lightning mouse and giant cactus. . . . .
I looked a little flustered, so I turned and asked Xiao Zi, "Can't I go back?"
"Of course not! ! I want to win the Vanzer Du Award in the fifth place. " Xiao Zi is very excited.
"All right. . . . Let you go first and see how I can whip you when I come back. " I am very angry.
"。 . . . . . . 。" This time it's Xiao Zi's turn to be speechless.
"ouch! ! It's an electric shock rabbit. " At this time, a man, a woman and a man's voice sounded behind us, and a man dressed in black appeared.
"You are" Xiao Zi leng.
"Please call me black earl, with all due respect. . The level of your electric shock rabbit is far from that of my Tachilaton. " The man took a sarcastic tone.
"well. . . . . I don't know who will win then? " Violet dragged me away.
Half an hour later, the game began. Violet didn't embarrass me this time. She won the first three games of Reno, Tintin and Steel Tooth Shark, leaving the last game, which means it's my turn to play.
"Come on, teacher! ! "Violet said to me.
"Don't gloat." I looked at Xiao Zi.
The battle has begun. Unexpectedly, the opponent is the black count. It should be what you expected. . . . )
"Ha, I thought you were beaten by K in the first game." The Black Earl and his Tachilaton laughed at us.
"Don't be proud! ! The battle has just begun! " The boy clenched his fist and said.
"Hum! Tachilaton! Earthquake! " Said the black count.
"Electric shock rabbit! Calcium carbide fire! " Xiao Zi said.
I know there is little hope of victory. Try to cooperate with her. So it dragged on for more than 50 rounds.
"It's all over. . . Earthquake, Tachilaton. " There was a sly smile on the corner of the black count's mouth.
"Get out of here! ! Electric shock rabbit! " Xiao Zi gave me an order, but no one expected that the ground fissure wave rushed out of the protective railing and hit Xiao Zi. Violet was hit. . . .
"You! ! Mean! ! "Petty bourgeoisie endured the pain and tried to stand up, but his legs seemed to be out of control, and there was an exclamation off the field.
"Ha ha ha. . . . You can't command elves like this. . . . . I will win! " Black earl said with a smile.
"Who wins is not necessarily! ! "I shouted.
"Hey, you rabbit, do you want to make any comments?" Count Blake, look at me.
"ha? ! If I were a rabbit, you would be very lucky. " I took off the shell of the electric rabbit and stood up (I have been squatting and walking)
"Who the hell are you?" The Black Earl panicked.
"Those who are estranged from each other, die, die in summer" I gave him a contemptuous look.
"You! ! . . . . Reward more than 300 thousand dissimilators! ! Hum, joke! " The Black Earl became more and more afraid.
"Face it, you hurt my apprentice, I won't let you go. Next, I'll teach you what a decent fight is. Come here! Luo Xiao. " I shouted at the ceiling, and soon, a Rogilas fell from the sky, and its wings were much bigger than ordinary Rogilas.
"That's the one called' Winged magic dragon' Logilas! ! "After the audience exclaimed, it was a bristle.
"I didn't expect that magic dragon, who was chased by Xaar Pioneer, was actually a dissimilator."
"Yes, it's terrible."
"Will you stop arguing?" I glanced at them.
The audience immediately stopped making noise. I jumped on Luo Xiao's back, stood on the floor and said to the Black Count, Well, I'm not afraid of your dirty tricks. Bring it on.
"Tachilaton! ! Punch! ! "Cried the black count.
"Air crack" I changed a piece of chewing gum.
Hit a fatal blow, and then Tachilaton could hardly move on the spot. Luo Xiao tried to rush to make the shadow claw, but I drank it.
"Luo Xiao, give him a lesson is enough, there is no need to be so serious. Step down. "
"All right. . . . . In summer, Luo Xiao turned and just wanted to fly away. A voice from behind said, "Where do you want to go? It's not that easy! !” Geras saw Nancy bring him here with a group of people behind him.
"hey. . . . Captain Blue, long time no see. " I sat on Luo Xiao's back and chewed gum.
"Snow rice, frozen light." Lanxi said.
"heat collection, Lo."
"What?" Nancy paused.
"I know you want to freeze Luo Xiao's wings, because if such big wings are frozen, they can't fly at all. I don't want to have a conflict with you. Besides, I'm not here to steal documents today, but the children want to buy candy. " I pointed to Xiao Zi.
"So what? It's snowing, it's freezing! " Lanxi won't let me go.
"alas. . . No way, Bubu, drag Xiaozi up. "
"okay. . . "BuBuBuBu out rattan, hurriedly pull the little purple.
"High temperature whirlwind. . . . . . . "I whispered something.
"good! Captain! Hurry up and organize your own evacuation! " Lanxi's subordinates said anxiously.
There was a high-temperature whirlwind in Luo Xiao. At that time, a heat wave hit, and Xiao Zi and I disappeared.
"Captain? The hot air has not retreated! " Lanxi's team said.
"Don't worry, we'll be fine." Nancy seemed to know something and said quietly.
After the heat receded, the ceiling shattered, but the sky seemed to be covered by a light green cover.
"What's that? Captain? " The players asked incredulously.
"Mysterious guardian, superpowers are the skills of elves." Lanxi said, and turned and rode on the Ice Chicken.
"Maybe. . . . . . "The players looked at Lanxi.
"Don't ask, go back and tell Captain Roger that the reward for the first wanted notice can be increased to 3 10000." Lanxi rode away in a hurry on a frozen beast.
"yes! Captain! " The athletes pay tribute to Lan Xi.
Back to the master's room, Lanling asked Lanxi, "Why don't you arrest him?"
"She didn't hurt anyone and didn't steal anything. Why should I arrest her? " Lanxi took a sip of coffee.
"You. . . . . . "
"Stop it, Captain Lan @ Ling, you can't tell good from bad with your eyes." Lanxi stood up and went back to the team office.
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Ocean Star Apprentice (2)
Here comes the task again. Allison wants to lower the employment price and promises that if I can get him the nuclear waste of Ocean Star, he won't lower the price. No way, for money, for survival. . . . . . . . I came to the Ocean Star.
"Ah Yue, did you find it?" I asked my Barros.
"No, it's strange. I can't clean it at ordinary times. Why is it all gone? "
"Watch it again"
The deep water area of Ocean Star is so dark that we can't see our fingers. If it hadn't been for Sisarilla's lightning, we might have fallen into the trench.
"Big sister! ! It's you! " A scream behind me scared me. Looking back, I saw the ego the other day.
"It's you! Scared me to death. I ... . . "I said in a reproachful tone.
"Oh, dear. . . . Just kidding! ! By the way, I don't know your name yet. My name is Xiaozi, and you are the eldest sister. "
"I ah. . . . . . . . You can call me Xia Xia. "
"Well, Chen Xia. . . . The name is a bit strange. "
"Violet, have you seen nuclear waste?"
"yes! Piles. "
"Where is it? Tell me quickly! " I changed a piece of gum.
"well. . . . I can tell you, but you must promise me two conditions. " Violet sat down, and then a Renault came out from behind her.
"This is. . . . . "I was attracted by that little Renault.
"well. . . It's those two brothers! Don't you know him? His brother got well and went back, so I had no choice but to stay. Oh, dear, that's beside the point. Please promise me two conditions! ! "
"Well, you say it!" I began to take an interest in this child. There are no novice elves, but I have a rare elf, and I seem to have a good affinity with elves.
"First of all. . . . . . . Give me a piece of gum, I want to eat it, too. "
I'm ashamed. . . . I think: the original price Alison gave me was 5000 Thayer beans. This piece of chewing gum is a lot.
I gave her a piece and she immediately put the sugar in her mouth and chewed it.
"well. . . . . Except for the second condition, "her expression became serious. "Please accept me as an apprentice! ! "She said very seriously.
"This? I'm not Thayer. . . . "I'm embarrassed.
"I just envy other little Sayers sheltered by teachers, watching them get stronger every day, and I'm still marking time. Yesterday, I was playing alone in Xiao Yun Star, and I saw a Moby. I told him I didn't want to arrest him, so I played with him for a while and gave him something to eat. When I was leaving, he said that he wanted to travel with me. We were about to leave when another Sayer came. He said he wanted it. No one has the right to take it by force, but he thought I was going to rob him, so he called his instructor. As a result, his coach released a Barros and injured Moby. If it weren't for Renault, I might have died. " She began to sob.
Probably because of too much experience, I'm a little numb. I'll reply immediately.
"I also have one condition."
"What conditions?"
"I want you to beat the Kouga shark with your Renault in an hour." I was shocked when I said this. When did I become so cold? I can't help it I am a dissident.
"well. . . . . . . All right! Promise you. " Xiao Zi said confidently.
I was shocked. This is an impossible task. What are the concepts of level 20 and level 25, what are the concepts of water and fire, and what are the concepts of BOSS and ordinary elves? The child must be crazy, and I'm too lazy to think about it.
"That I go to handle affairs, I will come to you in an hour, when the time comes. . . "Before I say that finish, little purple spoke first.
"Pay in one hand and deliver in the other."
"That's more like it. I can go. "
"goodbye! ! Sister Xia! "
I smiled and shook my head, sat on Ayue and left.
I thought Xiaozi would never finish the task, so I dragged her back for half an hour. When I came back, I was shocked . . . . . Violette is cruising in deep water on a steel-toothed shark. . . . . . . .
"Little purple! ! What are you doing? " I asked.
"Sister Chen Xia! ! I thought you weren't coming back. I've been waiting for an hour and ten minutes. What are you doing? Too slow! ! "She did use a reproachful tone.
"It's only been 20 minutes. How did she do it?" I am asking myself.
"They all say that the Kouga shark is terrible, but it is very docile! ! It just looks fierce. " Xiao Zi is still talking to herself.
"。 . . . . . . Yes, you can be my apprentice (I once said: people can't trust anything). What about my nuclear waste? "
"Of course I won't forget! ! Here it is. . . "Say that finish, she took out a bottle, green inside, is nuclear waste.
"well. . . . . Well done, by the way, how did you do it? "
"well. . . . . It's simple. I just asked Renault to heat the body surface to the highest temperature and circle around this guy. I didn't expect this guy to faint and bite everywhere. As soon as he spoke, I asked Renault to melt his ice teeth with sparks. Because he couldn't see clearly, he bumped around and didn't bump himself lightly. Finally, he hit a rock and fainted. I want to see him. I don't know what happened. A capsule fell out of my pocket and caught him. " She said proudly.
"It's so light, but the technology is absolutely exquisite. It skillfully takes advantage of Renault's anti-vertigo advantage in the flight system, increases the body surface temperature, produces bubbles and water vapor, and reduces the hit rate of sharks in Kouga. Sharks in Kouga are an impatient elf, who will be mad in any emergency and will naturally suffer. Combining the principle of ice and fire, . . This child, by no means simple, is just what I need. . . . "I thought, and then Violet ran to me and shook her hand in front of my eyes.
"Elder sister, what's wrong with you?"
"Nothing, from now on you are my apprentice! ! Come back to the base with me, and you will live there in the future. "
"What is the cardinal number?"
I was shocked by Xiao Zi's words. The child is also traveling around the world, just like when I first came.
"Is a place to live! ! Stupid. . . . Okay, let's go! ! "
"Oh yeah! ! Kouga Shark! ! Take me up! ! "
"no! ! There are more advanced "
"What is it? Show me! ! "
I said, "We're going back to the base." While, came to the base.
"wow! ! The teacher is indeed a teacher! ! There are many elves! ! "
"Little star, Bubu, Parker, Ice Chicken, Little Mushroom, Baloca, Jelly Duck! ! "
After the rustling sound, the elves came over.
"Where is Luo Xiao?" I asked.
"Investigating in Cecilia" said Xiaoxing (Xiaoxing is my flaming orangutan)
"I see, this is my apprentice, Xiao Zi. Would you please take care of me? "
"I see. . . . "
"Well, let's get busy."
Violet turned to me and asked, "Can I play casually?"
"Of course"
"That's great! ! There is TV to watch! There are egg twisters, air purifiers and binoculars! ! Renault! Ding ding. Kouga Shark! Come out and play! " She released all the elves.
"What's this rocking chair for?" Xiao Zi asked me.
"It is to train the elves to resist dizziness."
"Senior good! ! I want to play for a while. "
"No.
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