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Please reply to a lot of puzzles, two-part allegorical sayings, the origin of Chinese characters, homophonic two-part allegorical sayings, jokes, ancient poems and couplets.
2, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan
3. Crossword puzzle: Introduction to the worship of hog.
4, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back
5, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.
6, crossword puzzle: 1,001 nights-歼
7. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal
Crossword puzzle: The foot of my bed is shining brightly-Kuang
9, crossword puzzle: need half, leave half the light.
10, crossword puzzle: you can't bite half a name.
1 1, crossword puzzle: 1 month 1 day is not today-tomorrow.
12, crossword puzzle: if you want half, throw half milk.
13, crossword puzzle: general store-noisy
14, crossword puzzle: not the enemy. 1 blind people enter the tobacco house-modern. (touching the lamp). 2 air bag-pretend to be crazy and sell silly. (install wind). 3 Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong). 4. The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs). The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (leaving the rope). 6. Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)
7. short stairs to high rooms-I can't tell (I also met the eaves-boron.
Ears are here.
The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he was going to die, he said to the master, "You buy me two bamboo poles." The master recognized that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver" and quickly agreed. He hurried to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You know better! " The shopkeeper was a clever man, and immediately understood it. He immediately cut two pieces of pig liver and gave it to a pair of pig ears. After leaving the butcher's shop, the owner thought, "The owner told me to buy pig liver, and these pig ears are mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" " The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the tout turned pale with fear and quickly replied: "Ear ... ear ... here ... I ... mine.
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