Has anyone heard the joke about camels?

It seems that I have never heard this joke.

but

I have some jokes about camels here.

Once upon a time ~ there was a successful man who decided to travel to the desert to challenge the limit ~ ~

He walked in the desert with enough food and water 1 more than a month ~ ~ ~

Although there is no shortage of food and drink ~ ~ but there are physiological needs ~ ~ but there are no people in the desert, let alone women ~ ~

what can I do?

At this time, he stared at the female camel ~ ~ ~

When the mother camel saw his eyes, Lima understood! What a clever camel! )

So, the female camel ran away ~ ~ and the man chased after it ~ ~

This camel is very commendable! )

At this time, I found two men chasing another woman across the desert ~ ~

The man went over and beat two men away and saved the woman ~

The woman knelt down and said with tears: benefactor! Thank you for saving me! I will do anything you want me to do to repay you!

Hearing this, the man is very happy.

He said, ok, you help me with that camel! I can't believe I can't do it! (It is estimated that this woman will commit suicide ~ ~)

A farmer, who made a fortune, came to a 5-star hotel and prepared to stay for one night ~ enjoy it ~ ~ ~

The hotel is so luxurious! But he can't understand many things and can't use them!

He touches this and moves that, which is very novel ~ ~

Suddenly he wants to shit, but he hasn't seen the toilet! Just look for the toilet inside and outside the house! I thought, really, why is there no toilet in such an expensive house?

I was at a loss, so I found a newspaper and spread it on the ground. . . . .

Of course, it was cold after pulling, so he picked up the newspaper and prepared to throw it away. As a result, he accidentally mixed in and flew to the roof ~ ~

He thought: Ah! what can I do? You can't reach it. You can't wipe it off.

Suddenly I thought: shit! Don't we have money? ! What happened to the money?

So I called the waiter and said with deep pockets, hey, I'll give you 200 yuan if you clean up the things on the roof.

The waiter looked at the roof, then looked at him and said, I'll give you 400 yuan. Tell me, how did you pull it up?

A country sent an army to the African desert to stand by. The general found that the soldiers never seemed to worry about the lack of female soldiers.

One day, the general asked several soldiers, "Do you feel lonely? We haven't seen a woman for a long time. "

A soldier said shyly, "Sir, thanks to camels, so ..."

"oh? Really? " Before the soldier finished speaking, the general seemed to have discovered the new continent: "I order you to bring a female camel to my tent at once."

The soldier obeyed the order, and soon he heard that the general's tent was in chaos for a long time, and then the general came out of the tent with a red face. "It's been a long time."

A brave soldier walked up to the general and whispered, "General, what did you do to the camel?"

"Aren't you the same?" The general asked doubtfully.

"Of course not, general. We rode a camel to a nearby city to find a woman. "