What is the reason why Lu Zhishen punched Kansai?

There are thirty or twenty ruffians outside the Ziziphus jujuba Gate, and two of them are headed, one is called Zhang San, a street mouse, and the other is called Li Si, a grass snake. These two are the first to meet the future, but Zhishen is also good at going to the dung cellar. When he saw this group of < P > people standing by the cellar, they all said, "I'm here to celebrate with the monk." Zhishen said, "Since you are neighbors, you all come to sit in the campus." Zhang San and Li Si bowed to the ground and refused to get up. They only hoped that the monk would help him, so they had to start work. When Zhishen saw this, he was suspicious for a long time. "This gang is irresponsible and refuses to come near. Why don't you

slap the family? That fellow is to run great risks! Let's go forward and teach that fellow how to behave. " Zhi Shen strode

closer to the crowd, and Zhang San and Li Si said, "Little brothers have come to pay homage to Master." Mouth said, then

go forward, one to grab the left foot, one to grab the right foot. Zhi Shen got up early with his right foot before he could occupy himself, and kicked Li Si < P > into the dung cellar first. Zhang San just stayed away, Zhishen got up early with his left foot, and both ruffians kicked in the dung cellar and struggled.

The twenty or thirty broken houses in the back are stunned and all want to leave. Zhishen shouted: "One goes, the other goes down;

two left and two went down. " All the ruffians dare not move. I saw that Zhang San and Li Si poked their heads in the dung cellar.

It turned out that the dung cellar was as deep as a bottom. They were covered in smelly excrement and their hair was full of maggots. They stood in the dung cellar and cried, "Teacher

Father, forgive us." Zhishen shouted, "You ruffians, help the bird up quickly, and I will spare you all." People

give a rescue and help them to the side of the gourd rack. Don't go near the foul smell. Zhishen laughed and said, "You idiot, go and wash in the vegetable garden pool and talk to all of you."

two ruffians washed once, and everyone took off their clothes and put them on with them. Zhishen shouted, "Come and sit in the space and talk." Zhishen sat in the middle first, pointing to the crowd, and said, "Don't keep secrets from your family: who are you? Come here

to tease cudgel! " Zhang San and Li Si knelt down with all the fire companions and said, "My ancestors lived here, and all of them only made a living by gambling for money. This vegetable garden is our bread and butter. We have spent money several times in Sokokuji, but we can't help it. Master, on the other hand, is an elder from

. How nice! I've never seen a master in Sokokuji, so I'm willing to wait on him today. " "Zanjia

is an old official of Yan 'an Prefecture in Kansai, who only wanted to kill many people, so he was willing to become a monk and came here from Wutai Mountain.

Sage's family name is Lu, and his dharma name is profound. Don't say what you are doing with 3 or 2 people, that is, I dare to go in and out of the horde. " All the ruffians mumbled and thanked each other. Zhishen came to Yu Li's room to tidy up and rest.

The next day, the ruffians discussed collecting some money and things, bought ten bottles of wine, brought a pig to invite Zhishen, and arranged them all in Yuyu.

Lu Zhishen was invited to sit in the middle, and the two sides sat down to drink. Zhishen said, "What makes you all

bad money?" They said, "We are blessed. Today, Master is here to make decisions with us and others." Zhishen was overjoyed, and he ate half

soundly, singing, talking, clapping and laughing. There was a hubbub, only to hear the crow croaking outside the door. Some people kowtowed, and they all said, "Go to heaven with bare mouth and go to the ground with white tongue." Zhishen said, "What are you doing?"

The crowd said, "The old crow barks, for fear of having a tongue." Zhishen said, "Where did you get this?" The native said with a smile, "There's a new crow's nest on the green poplar tree near the corner, which only lasts till night every day." They said, "Take the ladder up there and tear down the nest."

There are several ways: "We will go." Zhishen also rode in a drunken mood, and when they all went outside to see it, it turned out that there was an old crow's nest on the green poplar.

The crowd said, "If you take down the ladder, your ears will be clean." Li Si said, "I'll go up with you, not a ladder."

Zhi Shen took a deep look. He walked to the tree, took off his straight leg, put his right hand down, and turned his body upside down, but pulled his left hand up.

He pulled up the green poplar tree with his waist. When the ruffians saw this, they all fell to the ground and shouted, "Master is not just any person, but a real Lohan's body. How can he afford it without thousands of pounds of strength?" Zhishen said, "What's the matter? Tomorrow, I'm going to watch the cudgel

perform martial arts and make equipment. " The ruffians parted that night.

Starting from tomorrow, these 2 or 3 broken houses will see Zhi Shen's tablet, and they will invite Zhi Shen with wine and meat every day to watch him perform martial arts

boxing. After a few days, Zhishen thought to himself, "I eat too much wine and food from them every day, and Zanjia will arrange some seats back today." Send Taoist

to the city to buy some fruits, sell two or three loads of wine, and kill a pig and a sheep. It was the end of March and it was hot.

Zhishen said, "It's hot." Tell the Taoist to lay a reed mat under the green locust tree, and ask the many ruffians to sit down. Pour the wine in a big bowl, cut the meat in large pieces, so that everyone is full, and then take the fruit to eat, and the wine is strong. The ruffians said, "I've seen Master's performance these days,

but I haven't seen Master use equipment. How can I have Master teach us to have a look?" Zhishen said, "That's right." Then he went to the room and took out

Huntie mord, the head and tail of which were five feet long and weighed sixty-two Jin. When everyone saw it, they were all surprised. They all said, "How can you move your arms without the strength of a buffalo?" Zhishen took it, whizzing and moving, and his body was not uneven at all. When everyone saw it, they all

cheered.

wisdom and depth are making things lively. When an official outside the wall saw it, he cheered, "The end is good!" Zhishen stopped when he heard this. When he looked at it, he saw an official standing on the missing edge of the wall. How could he dress up? But he saw:

wearing a scarf with a blue gauze to catch the corner, and two white jade rings with beads on his temples behind his head. Wearing a single green Luo Tuan flower shirt, the waist is < P > tied with a silver belt on the back of a turtle with double tails. Wear a pair of soap boots with melon heads facing each other, and hold a folded paper surprisingly fan in your hand.

The official, with a leopard head and eyes and a mustache, was eight feet long and in his mid-thirties. He said, "This master,

is extraordinary, and he uses good equipment!" The ruffians said, "This teacher's applause is bound to be good." Zhi Shen asked, "Who is the officer of that army?" They said, "This official is Lin Wushi, the coach of 8, imperial guns and clubs. His name is Lin Chong." Zhishen said, "Why don't you invite a fellow teacher?" The coach Lin jumped into the wall, and the two met under the locust tree and sat down together. Coach Lin asked:

"Where is your brother from? What does the law call for? " Zhishen said, "Cudgel belongs to Kansai Luda. Just because many people have been killed, I would like to be a monk. When I was young, I went to Tokyo and knew your father Lin Tihai. " Lin Chong is overjoyed, so he should be sworn brothers. Zhishen said,

"Why did the coach come here today?" Lin Chong replied, "It's just that I came to the Yuemiao Temple on the wall with my humble jing to pay my respects. Lin Chong listened to < P > brilliantly, and was able to see it. She sent Brocade and Lady Jing to the temple to burn incense. This is the only place where Lin Chong was equal, and he didn't want to meet his senior brother. "

Zhishen said, "When my family first arrived here, I just didn't know each other, so I have to be accompanied by these big brothers every day. It's very good to have the coach again and become

brothers. " He asked the Taoist priest to add more wine to treat each other. Just after drinking three cups, Brocade, the maid, blushed

and shouted at the edge of the wall, "Don't sit on the floor, officer! The lady closed her mouth with people in the temple. " Lin Chong quickly asked, "Where is it?"

Brocade said, "I was coming downstairs from Wuyue, and I ran into a treacherous girl who stopped my wife and refused to let her go." Lin Chong hurriedly said,

"But come to see Brother again. Don't be weird."

Lin Chong said goodbye to his wisdom, jumped over the wall, and ran to Yue Temple with Brocade. When he grabbed Wuyue Building, he met several people.

They all stood by the railing with slingshots, blowpipes and sticky poles. A young youngster on the Huti stood on his back alone, stopped Lin Chong's < P > wife and said, "Go upstairs and talk to you." Lady Lin Chong blushed and said, "Clear the world, what is the reason to flirt with < P > lovers?" Lin Chong rushed to the front, turned the young man's shoulder over and shouted, "What's the crime of molesting a lover's wife?" Just as he was about to punch, he recognized Gao Yanei, the son of Gao Taiwei's moth. It turns out that Gao Qiu has made a new fortune, and he has never had a son. < P > There is no one to help him, so this uncle Kozaburo's son who passed the house is the son in the room. He is an uncle's brother, but he is his adopted son. Because of this, Gao Taiwei cherishes him. That fellow is a powerful man in Tokyo, and he is devoted to his wife and daughter. People in the capital are afraid of his power. Who dares to argue with him and call him Hua Hua Tai sui? There is a poem to prove it:

The flowers in front of your face are ugly and hard to kiss, but the flowers in your heart love women.

it's not until you hit the age that you know Tai Sui is an evil spirit.

At that time, Lin Chong pulled the general over, but he recognized that he was in charge of Gao Yanei, so he relented first. Gao Yanei said, "Lin Chong, it's none of your business!

mind your own business! " It turned out that Gao Yanei didn't know that he was Lin Chong's wife; If it is still dawn, there is no such thing. Seeing that Lin Chong couldn't move his hand, he made this remark. When many idle Han people saw the trouble, they gathered together to persuade them: "Don't be strange, the official's son doesn't know it, and there are many collisions."

Lin Chong was still angry, and he stared at Gao Yanei with his eyes open. The idlers persuaded Lin Chong and coaxed Gao Yanei out of the temple and mounted his horse.

Lin Chong, with his wife and children, and his maid Brocade, also turned out of the corridor, only to find Zhishen holding an iron mord, leading twenty or thirty rags to settle down and striding into the temple. When Lin Chong saw it, he called, "Where are you going, Brother?" Zhishen said, "I'll help you fight."

Lin Chong said, "It turned out to be the official's son of Gao Taiwei, our official. I don't know Jing Fu, so the time is rude. Lin Chongben wanted to give that fellow a good beating.

Qiu must be ugly. Since ancient times, it has been said,' I'm not afraid of officials, but I'm afraid of management.' Lin chong doesn't like his invitation, so let him have this

once. "Zhi Shen said," But you are afraid of him, the official Qiu, and cudgel is afraid of him. If I run into that bird, I'll teach him to eat three hundred mord sticks. " Seeing that Zhi Shen was drunk, Lin Chong said, "Brother is right. Lin Chong was persuaded by everyone for a while, so I can spare him. " Zhishen said, "But when something happens, I'll call Cudgel and go with you." Seeing that Zhi was deeply drunk, the ruffians supported him and said, "Master,

let's go and meet again tomorrow." Zhishen held a mord and said, "Sister-in-law, don't be weird, don't joke. Brother, see you tomorrow. "

Different in wisdom and depth, I went with the ruffian. Lin Chong took the lady and Brocade and took the road home, but he was only unhappy.

Let's talk about this. Gao Yanei attracted a group of idle Han people. Since he met Mrs. Lin Chong, he was separated. He was fascinated by his life and was unhappy. He went back to the mansion and wondered. After three or two days, many idle Han people came to wait on him. Seeing that the official's son was worried, he didn't stir up trouble, and the people < P > dispersed. There was a helper named Fuan, a dried bird's head, who ignored Gao Yanei's suggestion and went to the mansion to wait on him alone.

Seeing the official's son sitting idly in the study, Fu 'an approached him and said, "The official's son's face has faded recently, and his heart is less happy. There must be something unpleasant." Gao Yanei said, "How can you save it?" Fu An said, "Boy, it's easy to guess." The official's son said, "Guess what's bothering me." Fu An said, "The official's son thinks of Shuang Mu. Guess what?" The official's son smiled and said, "You guessed,

it just doesn't make sense to him." Fu An said, "What's the trouble? The official's son is afraid that Lin Chong is a hero and dare not bully him. This is harmless. He

is at your beck and call now, and he's greatly appreciated. How dare he offend Qiu? It was easy to stab him, but it was hard to kill him. Xiao Xian thought

there was a plan to make the official's son get him. " When Gao Yanei heard this, he said, "I've met many good women, but I only love her for some reason. < P > I'm fascinated and unhappy. When you have any insight into him, I will reward you heavily. " Fu' an said, "Lu Yu, who knows his confidant

, is the best with Lin Chong. Tomorrow, the official's son will hide in the deep pavilion above Lu Yu's waiting room and put down some wine and food, but he will ask Lu Qian to

invite Lin Chong out for wine and teach him to go straight to the deep pavilion above Fan. Xiao Xian went to his house and said to Mrs. Lin Chong,' Your husband and coach Lu Qian were having wine, and they were so angry that they collapsed upstairs and told Mrs. Lin to go and see it quickly!' After he came upstairs, the woman was

well-off, and when she met such a romantic figure as the official's son, she tried to reconcile him with some sweet words, but he refused. Xiao Xian, how about this plan? "

Gao Yanei cheered:" Good plan! I'll send someone to call Liu Yuhou to pay the bill tonight. " It turns out that Lu Yu's waiting home is only in the wall lane of Gao Taiwei's house. The next day, after discussing the plan, Liu Yuhou listened to it for a while and there was nothing he could do. As long as the little official's son is happy, he can't consider the friendship between friends.

Let's talk about Lin Chong, who has been bored for days and is lazy to go to the streets. When the cards were played, someone at the door called, "Is the coach at home?"

when Lin chong came out to look, it was Lu yuhou, and he hurriedly asked, "where is brother Lu?" Lu Qian said, "I've come to visit my brother. Why haven't I seen you in front of the street for days?" Lin Chong said, "I was bored and never went out." Lu Qian said, "My brother and I will have three cups to amuse ourselves." Lin

rushed: "Don't sit down and worship tea." The two got up after drinking tea. Lu Yuhou said, "Sister-in-law, I'll go home with my brother for three drinks."

Mrs. Lin rushed under the curtain and shouted, "Brother, drink less and go home early." Lin Chong and Lu Qian were out of the door and took a stroll in the street.

Lu Yuhou said, "Brother, let's take a break and just have two drinks in Fan Lou." At that time, the two of them went up to Fan Lou and occupied a pavilion.

They called the bartender to split the bill, and asked them to take two bottles of colored wine, and the exotic fruit was pressed by the wine. Lin Chong sighed when the two chatted, and Lu Yu

asked, "Why are you sighing, brother?" Lin Chong said, "My dear brother, I don't know that a man is full of skills, but he has to bow down under a villain and suffer like this before he meets a wise Lord." Gas! " Lu Yuhou said, "Although there are several instructors in the imperial army now, who can match the skill of my elder brother?"? Qiu sees that he has done a good job, but who is angry with him? " Lin told Liu Yuhou about Gao Yanei the day before yesterday. Lu Yuhou

said, "The official's son will never know his sister-in-law. Brother, take his breath away and just drink." After eight or nine glasses of wine, Lin Chong got up and said, "I went to clean my hands."

Lin rushed downstairs, went out of the hotel door, threw himself into the east alley to clean his hands, turned around and turned out of the alley, only to see Brocade, the maid, calling,

"Your official has found me miserable, but here I am!" Lin Chong hurriedly asked, "What for?" Brocade said, "The official and Lu Yu were waiting for

, and it was not half an hour before a man came home in a hurry and said to his wife,' I'm Lu Yu's neighbor.

Your tutor had a drink with Lu Qian, but the tutor didn't come in one breath, so what? If it falls down, ask your wife to come and see it quickly. " Hearing this, Lady

hurriedly looked after Wang Po, the central partition, and went with me to a family in the alley in front of Taiwei's house. Upstairs, only

I saw some wine and food on the table, but I didn't see the official. Just as I was going downstairs, I saw the young man who had been in the Yue Temple the day before yesterday come out and said,

' Don't sit down, Madam, and your husband will come.' When Brocade went downstairs in a panic, she heard the lady shouting "Kill" upstairs. Therefore, I

looked for an official in a field, but I couldn't find him. I bumped into Mr. Zhang, who was selling medicine, and said,' I went in front of Fan Lou and saw the coach and a man go in for a drink.'

that's why I came here. Officer, go. "

Lin Chongjian said that he was taken aback. He ran to Lu Yuhou's house step by step, regardless of the maid Brocade, and grabbed the Hu ladder, but

he closed the stair door, only to hear the lady call," Clear the world, how can I keep my lover's wife here? " Then Gao Yanei

said, "Lady, have pity on me. Even the stone man has turned around. " Lin Chong stood on the Hu ladder and called, "Madam, open!"