Best quotation

1. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

2. I originally wanted to live a life of ups and downs. But now my greatest wish is to get married and live at home soon. Then, I hold my son in the morning to feed him, do massage and wipe my face in the afternoon, and learn to cook at night. Finally, in the dead of night, wrapped in a blanket, staring blankly at the bright moon.

3, the real dinosaur, turned off the light will shine.

4. Don't think you are a gourd doll.

5. Every time I see a beautiful woman, I always feel a little guilty, and I always wonder how I can be related.

6. If you haven't been in love in a city, you will never know the city; If you want to leave a city, you'd better start by leaving the love that belongs to it.

7. There is a beast that looks like a human being.

8. Either you love me or you leave me. Don't bother me.

9, can't catch the tail of youth, can only smell the P of youth.

10, I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I became fat one by one.

1 1, what age is it? I have no sense of hooliganism.

12, I can't find it anywhere. I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

13, any sadness that can be said is a blasphemy against sadness.

14. If I say one more word to you, I will feel like a John.

15, the road to success is always under construction.

16, intentional marriage, unintentional love.

17, I'd rather be fat than thin.

18, men can't say no, women can't just say it.

19, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

20. The heaviest topic between men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic between men is talking about other people's women.

2 1, summon up courage to bow and raise your head confidently.

22, your affectionate thighs, blocking all my roads!

23, talking about love is too tired, it is better to have a reunion, breaking up a pair is a pair.

24. Men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

25, all living things are hungry, I see it in my eyes, it hurts on the egg.

26, anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

27. People are not as beautiful as living.

28. The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good people are terrible.

29, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

30. Beauty makes people stop, but wisdom makes people stay.

3 1, can't bear it, bear it again.

32. A gentleman bears a grudge and never reports it for ten years.

33. When I live to this age, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks.

34. Four evils in the new era: Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard disk.

35. It is better to have a "gang" at home than a rich businessman.

36. Self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

38, I have three highs, height, high IQ, use BBK!

39. If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!

40, my brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

4 1, we are spiders, spending all day on the internet, playing games and chatting together!

42. I am not wrong, but I have never been right!

43. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

45. There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

48. It's all boiled water. Don't pretend to be Youlemei.

49. Singles are called "bachelors", marriages are called "naked marriages", first marriages are called "lighting", second marriages are called "reflection", divorces are called "polishing", flash marriages are called "borrowing light", single parties are called "exposure", blind dates are called "exposure". Singles Day is coming, whether you are "light" or not, you will be exposed to "light". I believe there is always bright sunshine in life!

50. When the road is rough ~ you yell at me ~ I thought you were going to draw your sword to help ~ Who knew you would run away ~ shameless!

5 1. Now many men have become pure ladies, and many women have become pure ladies.

52. If dreaming of you is also a mistake, punish me for writing a check to your face.

Come on, let me give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

54. Why can love inspire people? Strange? I need inspiration badly!

55. Get out of here! Get out of here!

I can't sing out of tune. I just like singing my own songs. Let someone else talk.

57. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.

58. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander around.

59. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

60. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

6 1, I eat porridge every day, but I don't want to. I went to the vegetable market yesterday, so I think I'd better continue to eat porridge.

62, my principle is that people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry.

63. The bombarded head will also sort out lightning strikes.

64. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

65. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

It's said that I met love at the corner, TMD, and I was accidentally hit by a car when I turned the corner.