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What are the two allegorical sayings about Song Wu?

Song Wu has a cross slope-no discord, no concord

Song Wu was eager to fight injustice.

Song Wu hits Ximen Qing.-Throw it out.

Surrender to the Songwu yamen-be a hero when doing things.

Song Wu on Jingyanggang-either you die or I live.

See Song Wu asked his wife and children-nothing to talk about.

Song Wu please the boss-up to no good.

There was a big problem in Jingyanggang, Song Wu-either the tiger died or people were injured.

Song Wu made a big cross slope-heroes don't know each other until they fight.

Song Wu invited neighbors-not a good thing.

Song Wu hit a cat or something.

Song Wu buys meat-pick the fat and choose the thin.

Song Wu drinks beer-not enough.

Song Wu Road threw a cross slope-into the black shop.

Pan Jinlian toasted Song Wu with ulterior motives.

Song Wuyi smashed the shop-family members did not know their families; One family denies the other.

Song Wu hit the tiger-became famous in one fell swoop; Art is high and bold; Extraordinary spirit

Song Wu defeated the rabbit-the hero is useless.

Song Wu saw ducks-heroes are useless.

Song Wu sells hedgehogs-people force goods to prick their hands.

Song Wu Embroidery-Bold and Cautious

Characters written by Song Wu:

Song Wu is a native of Qinghe County (writing Jin Ping Mei is different from Water Margin), and he has an elder brother named Wu Dalang. My parents died when I was a child, and I was raised by my brother Wu Dalang. Although the two brothers were born to the same mother, the younger brother, Song Wu, is eight feet long, handsome and full of strength. And my brother Wu Dalang, who is less than five feet long, is ugly, short and ridiculous, and nicknamed "three-inch bark".

Song Wu studied martial arts since childhood, with high martial arts and a quick personality. Jianghu people call it "the God of Erlang". Why do you call him "the God of Erlang"? Because Jiro, the god guarding the Guanjiangkou, is amazing in martial arts and miraculous, ranking second, so he gave Song Wu this good name.

Song Wu is very rude at home. Because I killed a bully in my hometown before, I was afraid of being sued, so I left my hometown and went to Cangzhou, Hebei Province, hiding in Chai Jin's home, and lived in a whirlwind for two years. His brother Wu Zhi makes a living by selling kitchen cakes at home. The two brothers are very loyal. Song Wu has been away from home for two years. She always misses her brother. In September of that year, Sung River in Yuncheng County, Jeju, Shandong Province killed Yan Xijiao (Yan Poxi) at home and fled to Chai Jin's home in Cangzhou to avoid disaster. When Song Jiang passed by yanggu county, he met Wu Zhi. Wu Zhi asked Song Jiang to take a message to Song Wu, saying that the government did not pursue the murder case in Qinghe County because no one testified. Wu Zhi has moved to yanggu county, waiting for Song Wu to meet in yanggu county, so that the brothers can reunite. Song Jiang and Song Wu hit it off in Chai Jin and became sworn brothers with Yulan. Song Jiang told Song Wu what Wu Zhi said. Song Wu got the news of his brother. anxious to return said goodbye to Chai Jin and Song Jiang the next day and hurried to yanggu county to find his brother.

Once drunk, he killed a tiger in Jingyanggang, yanggu county (now yanggu county, Liaocheng City), and was appointed as the county magistrate by Yanggu County Magistrate. Wu Dalang is a dwarf, and his beautiful wife Pan Jinlian tries to seduce Wu.