Colleagues drinking together, funny copywriting, sending friends to collect forty-five articles.

colleagues drink together, write funny stories and send them to a circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Bold words and brave words make a hero brave. Sweet talk, advise friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of mind. Without words, enter the dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

2. Too sentimental to drink.

3. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

4. No one understands your frown, and no one will accompany you to get drunk. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand your discomfort.

5. Qian Shan is always in love with thousands of waters. Can you drink less?

6. You are wine and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted. When you talk, you slip your legs when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you regret it in the morning.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9. Waiter, is this wine watered?

1. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine does small things, big wine does big things, good things are done for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

11. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentional life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you also sleep firmly!

12. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

13. drink carefully and don't get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I stopped drinking, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

15. generally, if you don't drink, if you don't drink, it's unusual to drink.

16. It's better to doze off than to get drunk.

17. One wine wins, two wines lose, three wines are two dead's wife, four wines are flowing, five wines are four rooms, and six wines are a temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

2. Be able to drink two taels and five taels, so comrades should be trained!

21. Only when you are drunk, you have more ambition and dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

22. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

23. When you lift your ass, you start drinking again. Colleagues drinking together and writing funny stories to friends circle (Part II)

24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this method know a lot, but they do little.

25. sober men of olden days and sages are forgotten, and only the great drinkers are famous for all time.

26. Wine songs accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. -Propertius

27. Wine is the magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

29. Grass-roots cadres don't drink and have no expectations at all.

3. Pretend to be indifferent, and with the paralysis of alcohol, make yourself look numb.

31. One for you, one for me, and dance together after drinking.

32. There is no rain in the sky and there is drought in the ground. Does it count if tea is used instead of wine? It's a pity to drink so much.

33. The wine field is unbearable when you are away from home.

34. To make me drink well, you must drink it first.

35. If the past can be drunk, the memory is a hangover.

36. An old cellar with a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow at random, seven points drunk and go home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

38. A thousand-year-old crane will be touched by the sound, and the Five Old Peaks will fall in the cup.

39. when I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

4. Be able to drink without losing, and lead the secretary.

41. One word for life, one glass of wine for life.

42. No drinking, no future; A kilo of alcohol, focusing on training; Only drink drinks, leaders don't; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Too little drinking makes it hard to find talents.

43. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and living a drunken life is drinking!

44. One hundred cups should be drunk, and one pillow should be used to make spring dumplings.

45. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while I, a good drinker, stop drinking to bury something deep in my heart. Humor spits out the hot weather in a circle of friends. Forty-five sentences

Humor spits out the hot weather in a circle of friends (Part I)

1. Scorching: describes the intense sunshine in summer, which means extremely hot. Example: "The sun is burning like a fire, and the rice seedlings are half scorched."

2. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning attack, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

3. It's so hot in the morning. Look at her sticking out her tongue.

4. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear furnace without scruple. At this time, except for those who soak in the Lijiang River and those who work in places with air-conditioning equipment, the rest are heavy and top-heavy. There were waves of light smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun, and the clouds were Hwa-Sung Do-angry and sank into the water.

it's too hot to sleep at 5.29 degrees. When I was a freshman, I didn't have air conditioning in my dormitory. How did I get 3 degrees up?

6. Give you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread, and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door every day happily, and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

7. To prevent heatstroke in summer, there are more than six diets: eat more porridge to make your appetite grow, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower your body temperature, eat more vegetables without being greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables to quench your thirst, and eat more bitter gourd to clear away heat. May you be healthy!

8. This weather is suitable for sitting on a hot kang eating melon seeds and playing cards, isn't it? After surviving the winter, I almost froze to death in this spring ...

9. Missing in spring, loving in summer, wishing in autumn and wishing in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love in this life, love you forever; The oath of this life will not change. May our feelings last forever.

1. There are a lot of swindlers in the street now, so you should be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a man in the street kept saying that it was hot and dead. I followed him for three blocks, and he is still alive.

11. A person fell and caused severe burns on his face.

12. dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't get well, I will die this summer.

13. I began to suffer from insomnia after the summer in Nanchong was too hot to sleep.

14. When the weather is hot, it's the season of heat expansion and cold contraction again. Oh, open more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry when you are just full.

15. it's really troublesome. I have to cover myself with a quilt at night in cold weather.

16. When I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what I wanted, and I said to him, Please help me take good care of this information reader, never be depressed, and always be happy and happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health!

17. It's so hot. Can you lend me 1 yuan to buy popsicles?

18. The hot weather doesn't give me a chance to breathe ~

19. Lying in bed is braising, adding mats is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecuing when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying raw on the way back, and returning to the pot when you get home!

2. Time is long, which will increase the weight of friendship; After a long time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the miss in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a good mood and happiness! Life is pleasant, happiness is safe! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

21. As soon as I got to work, I received a mobile phone message, reminding me that it is hot today, so I should pay attention to heatstroke prevention.

22. It's as hot as throwing people into a steamer. Humor spits out the hot weather in the circle of friends (Part II)

23. Everyone says it's hot today, but it's just not obvious that it's cold!

24. I hate those who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear when I take the bus in summer. Whenever I see these people, I will always stare at them with my angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!

25. I will sleep naked tonight! A mosquito praised it.

26. This summer sleeping mat, you must be a spy sent by the electric blanket.

27. It's so hot in summer!

28. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

29. It's so hot today that the thermometer is off the charts.

3. It's so sultry that I can't breathe.

31. Please put the male and female servants in limbo. The male and female servants can't stand it. It's too hot!

32. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can hardly breathe.

33. It's hot in summer. I'd like to turn into a breeze and blow it to you to make you happy. I would like to turn into a ray of shade to surround you and make you happy; I would like to make you cool for a summer, happy, happy and happy.

34. what should I do if it is hot? Tell the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

35. In such hot weather, all the people who can ask out are friends of life and death.,,,

36. A high-pitched fire umbrella is a metaphor for the fierce summer sun. Zhang spread out. Describe the scorching sun in summer, which is very hot.

37. I like it, I like the lush summer, because I can indulge in swimming in the pool in summer. Summer brings joy to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because summer rain is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the air, there is a hot sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

38. The hot sweat from sleep drenched my heart.

39. Hello, Grandfather Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make your summer vacation so hot!

4. It's dog days. It's really hot. Don't be hot.

41. I don't know whether it's hot weather or I'm wearing thick clothes, and I'm weak and sleepy ... It's time to take off my long pants.

42. It's hot, so I can't eat much. Before going out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for my boyfriend's lunch [happily]. He said I was a talented little chef.

43. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded last month has finally come true!

44. It's so hot that people want to go streaking. A classic joke about baldness: article 45

A classic joke about baldness: article 1

1. I can't sleep all night and lose a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

2. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair

3. The hairline is moving up day by day, and a handful of hair is falling off ... Now, at a young age, we are beginning to have the trouble of "baldness".

4. The older you get, the less hair you have.

5. I haven't taken good care of myself recently, and I'm anxious, stressed, losing my hair and overworking myself, just want to lie down and shed tears.

6. Young people always stay up late, and old people are bald

7. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as hair loss

8. I found that in recent years, I haven't wavered in anything, except eating and sleeping.

9. There is another friend, although he didn't lose all his hair, but his hair was thin. Once he was sitting in the office wearing a wig. I pushed the door and looked at him a few times, wondering: Why is this person's face familiar?

1. I will always remember the summer wind, and clearly say that I am bald.

11. I've never used a comb again

12. My hair has fallen off so badly that I'm thinking about cutting it shorter.

13. I'm so stressed that I can't breathe. I only sleep for two or three hours every day for a month, and my hair falls off one by one. I can't tell anyone. Are you tired? Tired!

14. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has a name.

15. In order to try to save the hairline as wide as the reclaimed plain, we can only choose to expose the rising hairline. The necessity of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

16. Every time I tidy up the lost hair on the bed, I am amazed at the amount of my hair, and how many hairs are taken away.

17. Every time I wash my hair, I'm annoyed by losing my hair, but I get carried away every time I stay up late.

18. Can you stop losing your hair? If you lose it, I will be bald. Except for my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, can you stop growing long hair? I really can't shave.

19. My thinning hair and moving hairline, what have the years left me?

2. It's annoying to lose your hair. I feel that I will be bald in a few years if I fall like this again.

21. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

22. The recent state, high pressure, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, and irritable temper, is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

23. You can make such a perfect ball head by grabbing it before taking a shower, and you can't make it even if your hair is bald! One of the reasons for hair loss is heredity. If parents take off their heads early, most of their sons also take off early.

25. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

26. I can really lose my hair. I feel like I was a dandelion in my last life.

27. In the past few days, some people are remembering their own college entrance examination, and they are very impressed. They have turned to their punching cards several times, cried, and of course witnessed the rising hairline.

28. I have to say that wearing a hat and cutting bangs is to cover up the rising hairline.

29. Dreaming about losing a lot of hair and grass

3. In his later years, Du Fu wrote a poem, "White hair scratches shorter, to hold the hairpins any more". It means that the white hair on the head is getting thinner and thinner, and the hairpin of the bun can't be inserted.

31. Ancient beauties must have a hairdo called "Dark Cloud", so that they can comb out various hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There are many ancient prescriptions for curing, nourishing hair and hairdressing.

32. Even if you keep a happy mood every day. Still can't stop my rising hairline.

33. I don't know how many years ago I saw this cartoon. The publication that published this work, together with its works,