Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Which eldest brother can introduce some jokes that are more suitable for the elderly (veteran cadres) ~ ~
Which eldest brother can introduce some jokes that are more suitable for the elderly (veteran cadres) ~ ~
The eloquence of the tour guide ... alas!
Passenger: Hello! On behalf of somersault travel agency, I would like to welcome you! Now, let me introduce our car.
The bike you are riding now has been scrapped 13 years. Because there is no brake, you must collide with other objects before parking. This is our driver master. He set an accident record of 12 minutes. He usually only needs two bottles to get on the bus.
This car has no speedometer. If your upper teeth are broken, the speed is 40 kilometers. If the glass window flies out, the speed is 80 kilometers per hour; If the wheel falls off, the speed is140km; If the roof flies out, then we will reach the last one-heaven.
I sincerely wish you all a pleasant journey and good health. Now let's start writing our last words. ...
- Related articles
- I want to write a song, play guitar and sing, and seek good lyrics reference (original), thank you.
- As a teacher, how to cultivate people with comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills?
- Where did Xu Fudong cross?
- After Yongzheng executed Nian Gengyao, how to deal with his wife and daughter?
- Classification of nicknames in Water Margin
- Are there any good digital products that will make you feel "bursting with experience" after buying them?
- How does ginkgo spend the winter?
- Funniest joke? Flirt with girls. Not the yellow one. The more, the better. Reward more points ~ ~
- My mother-in-law separated me from my husband before we were married (the daughter-in-law who has not yet married is getting along with her mother-in-law)
- Humorous sentences about nucleic acid detection of epidemic babies are sent to friends circle (40 selected sentences)