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After begging for quotations from bullets flying into the city, Ge You shouted several parallelism sentences from the county magistrate.

I will send you all the classic words for your own search. 1. Jiang Wen: "Madam, I only rob money this time, not sex (click, pistol loaded). If I do something wrong, madam, you can shoot at any time. If you need it, I will never refuse. " Then the camera slowly opened, only to find that the whole process of this sentence, Jiang Wen is touching Carina Lau's chest.

2. Jiang Wen: "I have three things to do when I come to Goose City this time: fairness, fairness, or fucking fairness!"

3. Fage: "If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever. "

4. Ge You: "If a widow can't sleep, there will be great disaster."

Jiang Wen: "She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow. "

A lecherous county magistrate is not necessarily a good county magistrate.

6. Jiang Wen: "Who is the poor? Who is poor and who is poor! "

Jiang Wen: "This is Muzha's music. Their name is Muza, and we call it Mozart here. "

Zhang Mo: "Can you still hear Muzha?"

Jiang Wen: "When do you want to part?"

Zhang Mo: "When?"

Zhang Mazi: "When it was written on the record."

8. Brother Fa pretended to be a gangster and raped my daughter. The daughter complained to Jiang Wen. Jiang Wen is sitting with a group of brothers.

Brother A: "Brother, you know me. I never bully others. ............................................................................................................................................................

Brother B: "Brother, you know me. If it were me, would there be a living person complaining to you? "

Brother C: "Brother, you know me. Although I am the oldest here, I am commonly known as a virgin. "

Little brother Ding: "Big brother, you know me. If it were me, it would be her husband lying on the table. "

Jiang Wen: "All right! I know that you are all stunts! "

9. Ge You: "Drink wine bit by bit, and walk step by step."