Ipartment's Classic Swearing Quotations

A Collection of ipartment's Classic Swearing Quotations

1. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean!

2. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

3. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business, mine. The task is to send him to God!

4, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

I admit that you are a real beauty, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

6. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

7. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, especially ugly!

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

9. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

10, Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

1 1. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

13, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but it was all made up.

14, you are a well, and it is in two directions.

15, unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

16, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

17, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

18, I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat fluttering.

19, no matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

20. What's your status? You have an ID card.

2 1, Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll let you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

22, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

23. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

24. Even pigs can raise prices these days. Why can't the price increase?

25. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

26. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and movement.

27. Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

28. I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

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