Henan jokes without ghosts.

? An American, a Japanese and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. When they opened the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes."

? The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money!" "

? The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. "

? The American said: I want a lot of money. "

? After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home."

? The fairy said, "No problem." So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

? The fairy asked the Japanese again.

? The Japanese said, "I want beautiful women!" " The fairy gave him beauty.

? The Japanese said: I still want beautiful women! The fairy also satisfied him and gave him beauty.

? The Japanese finally said, "Send me back to Japan!"

? After the fairy sent the Japanese back to China, she asked the people of China what they wanted.

? China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

? The fairy gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was.

? China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou."

? The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

? China said, "I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them back! " ! "

? Japan and the United States are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three have to continue to walk.

? Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am a disciple of that immortal just now. My magic is not as strong as his, and I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

? Japanese and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later.

? So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first!"

? The fairy realized his wish.

? Japanese and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible.

? After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal: ... OK, you can go.

? Americans and Japanese angrily followed China to continue their trek. When they left, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out.

? The man said, "I am the disciple of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!" " "

? The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again."

? The fairy said, "All right."

? Then he turned to the Japanese and asked, "What about yours?"

? The Japanese quickly said, "I don't want to see that China person either."

? The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to China and asked, "What about yours?"

? China people say, "What they say doesn't count".

As a result, the American Japanese gnashed his teeth and followed the China people. As he walked, he saw a bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!" " The Americans and the Japanese whispered in unison, "That China man said nothing." .

? The man said, "OK", so he turned to China and asked, "What do you want to say?"

? China people said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me."

Final article:

? The three men walked on, and they saw the edge of the desert, and they were almost successful!

? Suddenly, a group of aborigines came around.

The chief said, I want to see which of you is the cleverest. The cleverest one can go, and the other two can stay. I want to hit each of you with a 100 stick, but each of you can make a request before the battle.

? The American thought for a moment: "Put a mat."

? The leader ordered, "OK."

? As a result, the mat was smashed and the Americans were beaten to death.

? The Japanese said, "Give me 10 mat."

? As a result, the mat was smashed and the Japanese were fine. He smiled: "Ha ha ha ha ha, or the Japanese are smarter?"

? The chief said to the people of China, "Go ahead."

? China said, "Put the Japanese on the mat! And face up! "