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The student was caught climbing over the wall. The headmaster asked: Why did you climb over the wall? The student pointed to his coat and said, Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road! The headmaster asked again, how did you get over such a high wall? The student pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible! The headmaster said angrily, what's the smell of climbing over the wall? The student pointed to the shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying! The next day, when the students came out of the main entrance, the headmaster was surprised and said, why don't you climb over the wall today? The student pointed to the whole body and said: Anta, I choose what I like! The headmaster was furious and said, I want to remember you! The student was dissatisfied and asked: Why? I didn't make a mistake! The headmaster sneered: M-Zone, my site listens to me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !