Can you tell a really funny joke? Don't say anything you think is not funny. )

The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers.

Son, say, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance.

The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came over and gave it again.

The little white rabbit has two big mouths and says, "I want you to wear a hat."

Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I see. I will handle this matter. Please believe it." . while

One day, the tiger found his partner, the wolf. "It is wrong for you to do so. This is very difficult for me. " say

After wiping the dust off the table, he said, "Do you think this will work? You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece

Meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. So you can beat her?

Let's go Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found a plump, you said you.

I like slim ones. She found a slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can beat her. It is both reasonable and powerful. "big

The grey wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was

The little white rabbit who is weeding the tiger's house outside the window heard it. I hate this in my heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu,

Come and find me a piece of meat. "Tu Tu said," So, do you want to be fat or thin? "The wolf listened.

After that, my heart sank and I was delighted. I said, it's a good thing there is a plan B, and he said, "Tutu, Mary, find me one."

Here comes the woman. "Tu Tu asked," So, do you like plump or slim? " The wolf was silent 2.

After a few seconds, I raised my hand and gave Tutu two big ear posts. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat."