English humorous jokes, 200-word translation

English humorous jokes with translation

1: A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital. The wife standing by his bed said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill." "I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead." I am still alive. " "Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

Doctors know more.

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt." The doctor said, "I'm afraid he's dead." Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive." His wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you."

2. You can't live without me.

The bus is very crowded. A man tried to get on the bus, but no one made way for him.

"Hey, let me get on the bus." The man shouted.

"It's too crowded. You'd better take the next bus. " A passenger said to him.

"But you can't live without me. I am a driver. " The man said.

You can't leave me alone.

The bus is crowded. A man wanted to get on the bus, but no one made way for him.

"Hey, let me get on the bus!" The man shouted.

"This bus is too crowded, you'd better take the next one," a passenger said to him.

"But you can't leave me alone. I am a driver! " The man said.

3: Drunk

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, the boy is interested in all kinds of things and always asks questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing. If I think two policemen are four, then I amdrunk. "

"But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

4. Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because there was no cheese in the apple pie she served. The little boy in this family quietly left the room for a while and came back with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

Dear White, there are some things you must know. When I was born, I was black. When I grow up, I am black. When I am in the sun, I am black. When I am cold, I am black. When I am afraid, I am black.

When I was sick, I was black. When I die, I am still black. You white people, when you were born, you were pink. It turns white when it grows up. You are red in the sun. You are blue when you are cold. When you are afraid, you are yellow. You are green when you are sick. You were gray when you died. And you, call me "color"

Dear white man, there are a few things you must know. When I was born, I was black. When I grow up, I am black. I'm in the sun. When I am cold, I am black. When I am afraid, I am black. I'm sick. It was still dark when I died. You-white, when you were born, you were pink. You have grown up and turned white. You are in the sun, you are red. When you are cold, you are blue. When you are afraid, you are yellow. You are green when you are sick. When you die, you are gray. You call me a colored man?

6: Where is my father?

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful pictures.

"Look," said my brother. "How beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where is the father? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing these pictures."

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful oil paintings.

"Look," said my brother, "how beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children.

So where did dad go? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing these pictures."

7: How many rabbits?

Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I give you three rabbits and I give you five rabbits the next day, how many rabbits do you have?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.

Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I already have one, sir.

How many rabbits?

Teacher: OK, Jonathan, if I give you three rabbits and I give you five the next day, how many rabbits do you have?

Jonathan: One * * * has nine, sir.

Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I already have one, sir.

These are my jeans.

After saying goodbye, a woman feels very good about herself-especially when she can put on a pair of jeans that she couldn't wear a long time ago.

"Look, look." She shouted and ran downstairs to show her husband. "I can wear my old jeans again."

Her husband stared at her for a long time and said, "honey, I love you, but these are my jeans."

Those are my pants!

A woman feels particularly good about herself after losing weight for a period of time-especially when she can put on jeans that she couldn't wear a long time ago. She ran downstairs and shouted to her husband, "Look, look. I can put on my old pants again. " Her husband looked at her for a long time and then said, "honey, I love you." But those are my pants. "

9: Men's Party

The notorious skater finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Go up to 5 meters and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it with your foot. "

"Why use my bow and feet?"

"Oh, dear," he replied, "you won't come empty-handed, will you?"

The miser's treat.

A notorious miser finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor, find the middle door, and then ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it open with your feet. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Your hand has been taken as a gift. God, you won't come empty-handed, will you? " The miser replied.

The only thing I can do is pay.

"My family is like a country," Mr. Brown told his colleagues. "My wife is the Minister of Finance, my mother-in-law is the Minister of War and my daughter is the Minister of Foreign Affairs."

"That sounds interesting," his colleague replied. "What's your position?"

"I am the people. All I do is pay. "

All I have to do is pay.

Mr. Brown told his colleagues, "My home is like a country. My wife

It's the minister of finance. My mother-in-law is the Minister of War and my daughter is the Minister of Foreign Affairs. "

"That sounds interesting," said his colleague. "What's your position?"

"I am the people. All I have to do is pay. "